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Caris of DCπŸ₯‚πŸ”₯

@thefabcarisq.bsky.social

DC, NoVA, & Baltimore Unofficial Sports Geek & Cat Daddy Slayer of the Nation's Capital. Curator of Afternoon Delights & Exhilarating Trysts! GFE. FMTY. TER: 365090 πŸ“…: www.carisquinn.net/booking πŸ’Œ: carisquinn@carisquinn.net

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Wishing you the best Monday ever!

Books are open for this month!

www.carisquinn.net/booking

09.03.2026 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Thank you to the wonderful gent who brought me to the ATL for a Sunday Funday!!

02.03.2026 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

With Mercury being in a Gatorade, I feel that my emails are floating somewhere out there in oblivion, lol.

So if you're expecting a response or follow up from me, please check your inbox or spam folder.

Thanks🫢🏿

27.02.2026 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

PSA for all straight men: MMF and MFM are NOT the same. πŸ˜‰

24.02.2026 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

Is he done flapping his gums, yet??

SN: I'm not watching it. I just finished watching the classic movie Gaslight. I guess now I'll turn on a basketball game.πŸ€·πŸΏβ€β™€οΈ

25.02.2026 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I know this isn't very chic and sexy to say on main, but wasting SWs time is *actually* a violence. A petty violence. Like a death from a thousand paper cuts. Worst thing about this job is the energy sucking entitlement from time wasters.

24.02.2026 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

No need to apologize, you're fine and in the good. I'm talking about the other guys there playing with my time. The rest of Richmond, needs to get it together.

24.02.2026 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

RVA, from now on, if you want me to visit, you have to intentionally bring me there with a minimum 4 hour booking.

It's a shame, bc I'm there at least once a month for personal stuff and RVA is a lovely city. I usually can extend my visit an extra day or two, but y'all play too much.

23.02.2026 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This post is so on point, a must read.

23.02.2026 21:31 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Excellent Post and well said!!

23.02.2026 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Getting there. The Pilates classes are paying off. I want to continue it.

SN: monthly class membership is on my Throne wishlist.

BTW, I'm not looking to have a flat tummy (I never had one in my entire life, lol). I just wanted to be not so jiggly and stronger.

23.02.2026 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You're right, when you put it that way.

It's just exhausting that you put all that time, effort, and money into a pro shoot and pics rank so low.

23.02.2026 06:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Same. It's exhausting. They say they like pro shoots and selfies are unprofessional and tackyπŸ€·πŸΏβ€β™€οΈ

WTF do they even want or like???

23.02.2026 06:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Late night thoughts...

I'm sitting here laughing at the fact that the pics from a recent pro photoshoot I did continue to rank at the bottom for click through rate for a certain ad site, LMAO.

If I knew that, I could have saved my client a lot of money and put up basic ass selfies.πŸ€·πŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ

23.02.2026 05:44 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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open.substack.com/pub/thefabca...

23.02.2026 02:54 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Great, right when I need to fly. I hate flying as it is. I use pre-check to make it a bit easier to tolerate it. Are they going to refund me for not using pre-check?

22.02.2026 07:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm so over this snow. If this all of the snow we get the rest of this year, I'll be fine.

22.02.2026 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Do More: Supporting Black Sex Workers (For Real) This Black History Month I'm serious. Ya'll can do better.

Just came across this excellent piece by @ellishendrix.bsky.social about we all can do better at supporting black SWers!

ellishendrix.substack.com/p/do-more-su...

21.02.2026 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 85    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

Right?

In my DM asking if I needed a girlfriend to talk to, LMAO.

Like go away.

22.02.2026 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The scam/spam/bot accounts had made it over to here, blowing up my DMs. πŸ˜€πŸ™„

22.02.2026 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you! Likewise!❀️

21.02.2026 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Over 30 sex workers thread! Quote with a pic and your age.

47πŸ”₯

21.02.2026 20:38 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Get the strawberry sangria at Dave & Buster's.

Thank me later.

21.02.2026 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Mini cleaning kit with disinfectant spray and wipes.

21.02.2026 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Caribbean braiding salons 🀝🏿 Celine Dion playlist that goes hard

I'm jamming this morning while my kiddo gets his hair twisted.

21.02.2026 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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TGIF!

Wishing for the warmth of the sun again🌞😎

I'm not made for this cold weather

20.02.2026 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Now have an opening for the 23rd, too.

RVA, it's been a moment, I would love to visit you again!🫢🏿

17.02.2026 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They did it!!!

Congrats ladies!

#olympics
#icehockey

19.02.2026 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Even though I am very pissed at what is going on in this country, but when it's the Olympics (or any international competition) I'm...

19.02.2026 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit is waving an american flag while two men sit at a table ALT: a man in a suit is waving an american flag while two men sit at a table

Now we're in overtime.

USA! USA! USA!

19.02.2026 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0