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The queso Wilde Protein chips are the best ones, they blow the buffalo ones out of the water

09.11.2025 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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it's big beer Friday

08.11.2025 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's made me cry since I was a teenager

08.11.2025 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

BOOOO

08.11.2025 03:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We had fucking congressional hearings over Mortal Kombat.

07.11.2025 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3166    πŸ” 1036    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 15

haha no but seriously folks, the game is good

06.11.2025 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

more like fart raiders

06.11.2025 02:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

taking the beer helmet, thank you for your work

06.11.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a black and white photo of a man kneeling on a mattress ALT: a black and white photo of a man kneeling on a mattress

C-SPAN live look at Dershowitz:

05.11.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 99    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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humanoid robotics should be used for this and only this

31.10.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

lucky for you, i figured it out and i'll happily send you the pamphlet I wrote about it for the absolute steal price of $50

31.10.2025 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wizard and Glass, Dark Tower Book 4 - Stephen King

02.03.2024 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come to pass"
yeah bro, Ages of me reading this 1000+ page paperback

03.01.2024 06:10 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every masterpiece has its cheap copy

30.10.2025 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
11/16 correct

11/16 correct

"We taught this chimpanzee to understand the median voter's politics and hanged himself"

"We taught this chimpanzee to understand the median voter's politics and hanged himself"

29.10.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

cackled at this on the broadcast

28.10.2025 06:33 β€” πŸ‘ 843    πŸ” 202    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 18
Bill Murray in Groundhog Day but it’s the World Series or something.

Bill Murray in Groundhog Day but it’s the World Series or something.

β€œWell, it’s the top of the inning…again…”

28.10.2025 05:17 β€” πŸ‘ 506    πŸ” 93    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 5
Barbarian, Weapons, WKUK

Barbarian, Weapons, WKUK

the fact that this is Zach Cregger's CV is wild

28.10.2025 05:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

its so good. I actually watched it for the first time the same weekend i visited you over the summer lol. showed it to the wife and it was a hit.

28.10.2025 05:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

WELCOME TO HELL IDIOTS, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR KEEPING US OUT OF THE WORLD SERIES

28.10.2025 05:17 β€” πŸ‘ 148    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

is the fence uncomfortable yet

28.10.2025 05:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i think i gotta put Tess from Barbarian up there with Ripley as one of my favorite horror movie protagonists of all time

28.10.2025 04:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

there's nothing more sacred about a person than what their deal is

26.10.2025 06:24 β€” πŸ‘ 72    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think first saw this meme in 2008

26.10.2025 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWorking class” is a term that refers to unemployed men in their 20s. Their work is gaming and they deserve to lead our political movements.

25.10.2025 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1447    πŸ” 185    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 7

imagine downing 32-48 oz and just letting it all loose against the rocks

23.10.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

this rules actually

23.10.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Bathroom in Delaware football stadium whose walls are the urinal

Bathroom in Delaware football stadium whose walls are the urinal

Just finding out about the Delaware piss wall. They've taken the trough and improved it in such a beautiful way.

23.10.2025 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

now THATS what I call a double play

21.10.2025 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mood. #art #oilpainting

15.10.2025 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 5995    πŸ” 485    πŸ’¬ 180    πŸ“Œ 32

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