Lex 🐾

If anything is gonna push me back to twitter it’s going to be the combination of this being a complete interactive dead zone and seeing grown men in diapers 😐

really don’t love the bsky algorithm where if I follow some lesbian accounts I am instead shown graphic, copious fetish content

I’m about to Klarna a Groupon I am absolutely late stage capitalism-ing so hard right now

It’s pretty staggering that 25 years ago people thought the internet would bring us a utopia, and it brought back measles killing children instead

A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.

Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.

While I agree that millennial terms like “doggo” and “adulting” are pretty embarrassing the criticisms lose their punch when they come from the generation saying “unalived”, graped”, “seggs”, etc

like there is a distinct reason she just uses photos of herself online & I’m out here with the damn Peach Fuzz mask on

My wife is so hot like I really need to be more humble

I spoke to an expert in authoritarianism, who explained to me that things like this are extremely meaningful and they help protect democracy, even if there’s not a straight line between this and actual legislating

Yall gonna boo me for this one but absolutely *no one* wants straight pride more than a bisexual woman dating a man

Manifesting neopets mobile app

Opium moms, then Valium moms, then lithium moms, then wine moms, now weed moms, at what point are we going to collectively realize that motherhood in the US just kind of sucks

'This Present Moment' by contemporary US artist Alicia Eggert
#WomensArt

Fondly remembering the time my wife had an inexplicable stomach illness & my turbo idiot brain got scared that I got her pregnant for like 5 seconds 💀

My friend has a new job at Merck pharmaceuticals & my wife enthusiastically asked “How’s your new job at Merkin going??” 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Love drinking out of a capri sun I feel like a mosquito

Is this based on a true story perchance

GUYS WAKE UP NEW NEOPET DROPPED THIS WEEK

LOL SAME

Being a murderous clown is a male-dominated field we should encourage more women to pursue murderous clownery

Pussy haunted call that a Spiritbox

I’m so sorry but I’m absolutely CACKLING at this 💀

It’s giving Pokémon Sword & Shield

See I was really hoping for a good twitter alternative but there’s just so much stressful news and so little social interaction (which is my favorite part of social media) I fear I may have to either return to twitter or take the L 😭

As Cervical Cancer Deaths Plummet, Experts Credit HPV Vaccine HPV can cause a variety of cancers, including cervical. New mortality data for women under 25 point to the success of the HPV vaccine.

A recent study found that cervical cancer deaths in young women have plummeted since the introduction of the human papillomavirus vaccine.

I should NOT have looked at my 401k today 😭

Pink 90s Miata is at the very tippy top of Maslow’s hierarchy of needs