Skeeted & Defeeted

This is me if you even care

There's not enough Hall & Oates in cyberpunk.

Is this an album from Champaign, IL c.2004

Or

A Tubi cartoon c. 2004

"Year of the Cat" by Al Stewart is one of the horniest songs of all time.

My wife after I showed her "Fake Plastic Trees" by Radiohead:

"Is this a depression orgasm?"

Oh her?

That's Princess Beef Queef

We keep her on ice

Because she's so damn slutty.

Real emo hours

A picture of Mao and W.E.B. DuBois captioned "In 1950 Civil Rights activist and Pan Africanist WEB Du Bois asked Mao Zedong what it felt like to take a human life, "I wouldn't know, I've only ever killed landlords".

I'll bite a fash on the face like a mishandled chimpanzee.

This kind of shit would never happen in Donkey Kong Country

I look better through a truck stop glory hole or whatever Magnetic Fields said.

I'm a feeteorologist

I don't have an inner child. I have an inner Roger from American Dad

Eggnog
Cream soda
Lemon curd
Cinnamon
Allspice
Bee pollen/honey
Stir

I call it the "Better Not Embarrass Me in Front of Vanessa"

Happy holidays

I'm calling all my sluts trollops now.

Ain't no sunshine when she's goth
She needs darkness every day
Ain't no sunshine when she's goth
And she's always goth too long
Everytime that Bauhaus plays

Must be hard for healthcare CEO's to watch Luigi get the kind of security they need rn

YouTube video by Ashton's Moobs II King Cobra JFS - 'Cobra's Crude Christmas Carols' (Complete Album)

RIP, mom, you would've loved Cobra's Christmas album.

Crudely drawn panel of dilbert talking to Garfield. A baby with glasses lies on the floor. Dilbert’s word balloon says: Garfield, I have to take babybert to the hospital, he is dying.

Making your own comics is the hardest thing in the world, but then on the other hand, it’s also the easiest fucking thing in the world.

"Killing is never OK", says ruling class of nation arming and abetting genocidal mass murder for the past 430 days.

You can't love John Brown and hate Luigi Mangione

@rickyftw.bsky.social

If our healthcare horror stories were coming from Iran, we'd use it as a pretext for invasion.

You're the realest fucking one in the game.

Mom Charged With Terrorism for Health Insurance "Threat" How the FBI is protecting the insurance industry

Mom charged with terrorism for saying "Delay, deny depose" to health insurance company after being denied a claim:

"it had to be done. These parasites had it coming" would make a sick Ivermectin commercial

YouTube video by The Wolfe Tones - Topic The Men Behind the Wire

How I feel with our boy Luigi behind bars.