Samuel Tschiedel

a última semana de vale tudo diagnosticando uma novela

e tenho dito

Talvez a pérola do capítulo de hoje te dê vontade de revisar a gentileza com a roteirista: "O senhor já foi corno, seu delegado?"

after extensive wind tunnel testing and analysis, I've concluded that airplane mode is a complete scam. it doesn't change the phone's aerodynamics in the slightest.

Just because 99/100 scientists agree that it's bad to open a portal to the hell dimension doesn't mean we should immediately discount the opposing views of the scientist employed by Open A Portal To The Hell Dimension Inc.

Bridget with The Beatles on Abbey Road.

Bridget hanging out in Grant Wood's American Gothic.

Bridget in Bruegel's Hunters In The Snow (with a freshly caught mouse).

The Cat With The Pearl Earring.

A little while ago, my parents' cat Bridget went missing. As the weeks dragged on, they became extremely worried. My dad devised a way to distract himself: he began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up in some of art and music's most iconic scenes.

Gente, aqui zero

Sincerely delighted to discover, 45 minutes into this nearly-wordless three-hour documentary about French monks who take vows of silence, that among the reasons they *can* talk is "to make sure the monastery cats know when it's mealtime by making little kitty-calling noises at them."

Post-apocalypse show pausing for the apocalypse

confusing :: Applicative f => LensLike (Curried (Yoneda f) (Yoneda f)) s t a b -> LensLike f s t a b

and people say lens doesn't have meaningful names
hackage.haskell.org/package/lens...

schrödinger:

cat with a gun: I said get in the box

Switch to a right to left language and you're still good for some more months

Would `cond->` be enough?
(NB: Not a single-shot creation, but maybe that's not a concern)

Dude, spot on
Last one had different drill _per x-ray lane_
And the (mad) guy was trying to shout his specific instructions in an accent-heavy English to a caricaturally touristy/foreign crowd over the PA recording, which was saying the exact opposite

I couldn't not laugh (yes I got it wrong 🙃)

Esse ano resolveram meu maior problema sugerindo um suporte de torcicolo ao invés daquelas almofadas em U

É perfeito. Foi tão bom que dormi como uma princesa a viagem toda.

Fiquei imóvel por tanto tempo que inaugurei uma dor no joelho que durou dois dias

Pena que arranha, senão trocava até o colírio

if you have a @github.com profile, can i ask you to update it with your @bsky.app handle? 🙏

👉 it enables some very cool integrations, like auto curated feeds and starter packs for contributors and tech

Que fique na história o único dia que uma impressora não foi uma vilã

We met at Conj, does that count? 😅

WAIT IT'S CALLED THE ALPHABET BECAUSE ITS ALPHA+BETA THE FIRST TWO LETTERS IN THE GREEK ALPHABET

'Adorable' Baby Hippo Moo Deng Is More Than a Viral Sensation. She Offers a Rare Glimpse of an Endangered Species The baby pygmy hippopotamus in a Thailand zoo has taken the internet by storm, and keepers hope she will help gain momentum for conservation efforts

www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/a...

Eu assinaria uma lista de block de kibe sem pestanejar

Heh, acabei de receber a mesma coisa. Acho que o sarrafo é "não vomitou no carro sem avisar antes"

Faz uma lista kibe pfv

entao threads pra vc sobrou a redetv

Deixa de ser ridícula (tentei

one brazillion users

Morning Bathroom Window #1

> buying zines is the only way

For whatever reason, I read the above with a villain voice

"I'll get them all informed about dns" 😈🏰⛈️

A truly hands-off approach to nutrition