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So Israel bomb Iran and then Iran launch missiles at Israel.

It's essentially cunt tennis.

06.03.2026 23:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🚨 THIS IS NOT A DRILL. kristi noem is doing a live speech right now and doesn't know she was fired. 🚨

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And I though she was a cert for Trump's choice for the next Ayatollah.

05.03.2026 19:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

hey guys lemon party dot org ahahaha

04.03.2026 19:05 — 👍 28    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 2

Stilton on a rough Scottish oatcake for me.

02.03.2026 19:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I've just started a new job and I already have a rotten cold.

I must be allergic to work.

02.03.2026 19:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I suspect he'd find that being in a situation where he has to go out to buy milk would be deeply concerning.

01.03.2026 21:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He looks like he was genetically designed to suck Gordon Gecko's cock.

01.03.2026 14:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

What's she got against manatees wearing bikinis?

28.02.2026 18:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Not sure about a bouquet but house plants are always welcome.

28.02.2026 12:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Happy birthday! x

27.02.2026 14:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Mars is off sulking somewhere.

27.02.2026 11:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Farage is a wanker.

Pass it on.

25.02.2026 12:32 — 👍 881    🔁 242    💬 44    📌 15
This Allister Heath headline generator business: The elite's fanatical obsession with the fact I'm a thick cunt borders on a religious cult

This Allister Heath headline generator business: The elite's fanatical obsession with the fact I'm a thick cunt borders on a religious cult

26.02.2026 18:05 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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We feel your pain children

26.02.2026 13:22 — 👍 22    🔁 6    💬 7    📌 3
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One more:

26.02.2026 13:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Not yet though.

26.02.2026 13:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I'll get bored of this eventually.

26.02.2026 13:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Allister Heath Headline Generator

And here's the link:
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26.02.2026 12:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Z-1 ENEMA BATTLE Last Part

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26.02.2026 11:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Like a Russell Brand piss wizard obvs.

25.02.2026 22:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wear a Nonce Hat like a wizard from the old days

25.02.2026 22:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

that's how I got drunk and told everyone i didn't even care if we needed anymore proof that Todd Starnes marinates his chicken in piss before every home match

25.02.2026 19:46 — 👍 9    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

And he's introduced the latest fashion trend, the Nonce Hat.

25.02.2026 19:40 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1
GOOD MORNING, FELLOW MORONS! And a man's face drawn with a sharpie and then processes in Canva to remove the background.

GOOD MORNING, FELLOW MORONS! And a man's face drawn with a sharpie and then processes in Canva to remove the background.

25.02.2026 12:22 — 👍 29    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 0