If i wasted time making it you can waste time watching it!
I forgot this app existed..hope y'all like chest hair
Jack of all trades and also an ass of all trades :)
Cincinnati this Friday
You're being unreasonable
Cincinnati this Friday
I have my publicist prep my elderly grandma for my visit so she knows who I am.
Birmingham, Opelika, Mobile, Hattiesburg, Lake Charles, New Orleans, Destin, Tallahassee, Prairieville, Pensacola, Auburn, Huntsville, Chattanooga, Memphis.
Oh shit I'm misheard a guy at a bar, sorry
DYK the drummer from KISS was named Peter Kiss?
Columbus Ohio this Friday. If you snag tickets today online you can get half a Hamilton off with promo code DANFRIENDS. And if you get tickets tomorrow it's full price. And if you get tickets Saturday you're either a weirdo or you're getting scammed. I hope to see you soon.
Idk what that means but I hope it's good!
Do you use your phone in the bathroom?
Capitalism sucks, right everybody?
Here is a bit I don't do anymore that is appropriate for the day. And I hope you enjoy it.
I would never joke about tapping
I bet playing DragonForce on Guitar Hero could get you more sex than playing it on real instruments
Capitalism sucks, right everybody?
Here is a bit I don't do anymore that is appropriate for the day. And I hope you enjoy it.
A fun joke you can use to roast a witch
Ya blew it!
Headlining Chipped Ham Comedy in Pittsburgh this Friday night at Helltown Taproom in the Strip District. Come see just how much will this HGH has paid off! Doors at 7:30.
A little comedy about following your heart followed by some light fun goofin
How the Dead Kennedys wrote their songs
A joke about saddles
My face when I read all your very funny posts.
Catherine Keener as Ghislaine Maxwell
Without #music driving would be a lot less fun
Going back in time and calling OSHA on the Warhol factory because everyone is doing drugs and no one is wearing hard hats
I have my publicist prep my elderly grandma for my visit so she knows who I am.
losing my erection every time there's thunder outside
was going too fast and a cop pulled out from behind me and busted all over my lower back :(
