Dan Alten

Cincinnati this Friday

You're being unreasonable

Cincinnati this Friday

I have my publicist prep my elderly grandma for my visit so she knows who I am.

A tour date poster with Birmingham, AL 9/24 Trim Tab Opelika, AL 9/25 Irish Bred Mobile, AL 9/26 Crescent Theater Hattiesburg, MS 9/27 Fat Cat Mobile, AL 9/28 Slurp Society Lake Charles, LA 9/29 OB’s New Orleans, LA 9/30 Howlin’ Wolf Destin, FL 10/1 Hotel Effie New Orleans, LA 10/2 *Sports Drink Tallahassee, FL 10/3 Don’t Tell Comedy Prairieville, LA 10/4 Nooley’s Pensacola, FL 10/5 Club 27 Auburn, AL 10/6 Rock n Roll Pinball Huntsville, AL 10/7 Moody’s Chattanooga, TN 10/8 JJ’s Bohemia Memphis, TN 10/9 Lamplighter *drinking game show All others is me headlining

Birmingham, Opelika, Mobile, Hattiesburg, Lake Charles, New Orleans, Destin, Tallahassee, Prairieville, Pensacola, Auburn, Huntsville, Chattanooga, Memphis.

Oh shit I'm misheard a guy at a bar, sorry

DYK the drummer from KISS was named Peter Kiss?

Columbus Ohio this Friday. If you snag tickets today online you can get half a Hamilton off with promo code DANFRIENDS. And if you get tickets tomorrow it's full price. And if you get tickets Saturday you're either a weirdo or you're getting scammed. I hope to see you soon.

Idk what that means but I hope it's good!

Do you use your phone in the bathroom?

Capitalism sucks, right everybody?
Here is a bit I don't do anymore that is appropriate for the day. And I hope you enjoy it.

I would never joke about tapping

I bet playing DragonForce on Guitar Hero could get you more sex than playing it on real instruments

Capitalism sucks, right everybody?
Here is a bit I don't do anymore that is appropriate for the day. And I hope you enjoy it.

A fun joke you can use to roast a witch

Ya blew it!

Headlining Chipped Ham Comedy in Pittsburgh this Friday night at Helltown Taproom in the Strip District. Come see just how much will this HGH has paid off! Doors at 7:30.

A little comedy about following your heart followed by some light fun goofin

How the Dead Kennedys wrote their songs

A joke about saddles

My face when I read all your very funny posts.

Catherine Keener as Ghislaine Maxwell

Without #music driving would be a lot less fun

Going back in time and calling OSHA on the Warhol factory because everyone is doing drugs and no one is wearing hard hats

I have my publicist prep my elderly grandma for my visit so she knows who I am.

losing my erection every time there's thunder outside

was going too fast and a cop pulled out from behind me and busted all over my lower back :(

Louisville Kentucky I will see you Wednesday night.

Hulk Hogan didn't kill himself.

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