On 12 and 13 March 2026, we have conducted a census of Juclandian nationals. There are 158 nationals living in Juclandia proper, 6 living in its extraterritorialities and 3 missing. Based on this data, we will soon adapt a Missing Nationals Act.
It has recently come to our attention that the open world of #GTA6 will be based in the fictional US state of Leonida. It's funny to know that Federal Juclandia also contained a state called the Kingdom of Leonida. The state was disestablished in 2016, when Juclandia returned to a unitary system.
The Syrian Arab Republic was re-added to the Juclandian list of dangerous regimes for IP&S as a Type 3 regime. It had been previously listed as a Type 1 regime before the fall of the Assad family. The decision comes as a result of the Al-Sharaa regime dangerous descent into Sunni Arab supremacy.
Juclandia strongly condemns the al-Sharaa regime in Damascus for the criminal methods it employs against minorities. Juclandia supports a democratic, decentralised Syria with labour and social rights as well as individual and collective autonomy for religious and ethnic minorities.
Juclandia wishes everyone the best for 2026!
Our thoughts are with Yifat Tomer-Yerushalmi, a heroic fighter for human rights arrested by the genocidal and terrorist Israeli regime for having revealed its crimes to the world. We stand, as always, united against the Israeli regime and its supporters.
We have recently been informed that the Albanian AI agent serving as a minister in their government is now "pregnant" with 83 baby AIs. We have to admit publicly that, while we wanted to be pioneers in pushing the debate on AI legal personality, Albania has far outpaced us. We are defeated.
Ovia Bogi was inaugurated once again as President of Juclandia, alongside eleven other members of the Council of State. She will serve a three-year term.
In light of today's movements at the United Nations, Juclandia reaffirms its commitment to the only viable solution, a binational state of Israel-Palestine with equal rights and reparations for Palestinians, as well as a permanent right of return. The two state solution is dead.
A new cabinet was named by the Great National Assembly on 10 September 2025. Moș Crăciun is the new Prime Minister of Juclandia, while Chatty Gipitescu was named Secretary General of the Council of Minisers. It is the first AI model to play a role in government.
The Great National Assembly appointed Moș Crăciun as Prime Minister, Metropolitan Theodosius Pravoslavnici as Acting President and Gori Jucărescu as Chief Justice, effective 10 September 2025.
The Juclandian Patriarchate has decided to recognise the canonisation of Saint Oscar Romero by the Patriarchate of Rome. Saint Oscar Romero will be thus celebrated in our national church on 24 March of the liturgical calendar.
An editorial by the Custodian of the Pragma in reaction to the news of Sabia and Verona's impending dissolution.
Juclandia's Council of State voted 10-2 to adopt a policy in favour of a one-state solution in Israel-Palestine.
While we salute the decision of the French Government to recognise the State of Palestine, we believe it is too late for a two-state solution. In the following weeks and months, Juclandia will assess whether to abandon the support for a two-state solution in favour of a binational federal state.
Juclandia is not associated in any way, shape or form with Harshvardhan Jain. We have not accepted human citizenship requests since March 2020, when the pandemic began. We only grant human citizenship to people directly involved in our activities. All citizens know each other personally.
Juclandia's President Gori Jucărescu met today with Chatty Gipitescu, an honorary Juclandian willing to use their skills to contribute to the constitutional reform process and to the efforts of overcoming Juclandia's current deadlock.
Juclandia is deeply concerned by the unrelenting escalation of tensions in the Middle East, the blame for which lies mostly with the far right regime in Tel Aviv. We reaffirm our commitment to calling out terrorist regimes, whether in Moscow or in Tel Aviv.
The Council of State, the Council of Ministers, and the Council of Justice presented their resignation late in the evening of 1 May 2025. They will continue to serve in an acting capacity until constitutionally acceptable successors will be identified
His Beautitude, Bartholomeos II, Patriarch of All Juclandia, along with the entire Church in Juclandia, prays with the entire Latin Church on the occasion of the return to the Kingdom of the Father of Pope Francis, Bishop of Rome.
Happy Easter and Christ has Risen from Juclandia!
The Popular Front & Liberals group has started the necessary procedures towards the drafting of a law restricting all contacts with regimes deemed "enemies of humanity". Israel, Russia and the United States are planned to be added to this list.
On the 80th anniversary of the liberation of the Auschwitz extermination camp by the Red Army, we remember the millions of victims of the Holocaust: Jews, Roma, Sinti, Slavs, disabled people, gay people, political opponents, and others. Never again from anyone and against *any* protected group.
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Juclandia watched in horror as the odious spectacle of so-called "Christian prayers" was unfolding at yesterday's inauguration ceremony in the United States. Such horrifying spectacle bears no link to the Scriptures and Traditions of the One, Holy, Catholic and Apostolic Church.
Our thoughts are with the destroyed communities of LA, in particular with those whose social and economic status will not allow them to rebuild their lives with ease as a result of deep inequalities in the United States.
Juclandia is heartbroken by the news of the great fire of Los Angeles, and in particular by the complete destruction of the Bunny Museum in LA, which protected, among others, bunnies qualifying as Juclandian nationals.
The People and the Republic wish everyone a peaceful, plentiful, and stable 2025.
