Nefarious "Pogna" Hexnificus, noted hoydon

Nefarious "Pogna" Hexnificus, noted hoydon

@gaudymouse.bsky.social

"Supreme Effervescent Cheerleader of the World" -a cab driver, 1993 - Anti-discourse. I'm not trying to discourt. You may find whimsy and stochastic terrorism here. - fake writer - admitted weirdo

1,207 Followers 1,201 Following 6,470 Posts Joined Dec 2024
14 hours ago
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a cartoon says one trick is to tell them stories that don t go anywhere Alt: Grandpa Simpson says "One trick is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere..." while turning his head back and forth and waving his hands around. There are two other men, one seated on each side of him. Both are senior citizens. One is balding and has a bushy grey moustache and hair, the other is completely bald and wears a long, flowing white beard and moustache combo.

Broke: asking AI for writing advice.
Woke: trapping your loved ones in the kitchen for an hour so you can high-ly ask them rambly questions about meta shit and how they keep their big projects together, right as the weed chocolate kicks in. And you had a couple extra today.

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16 hours ago

Man I sure have some mixed feelings about Firefly rn.

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18 hours ago

This moment really made me smile because it's a moment I've experienced/been near many times. Classic Black people stuff. IME, especially in the South. That open excitement and appreciation of something: music, food, dance, sports, other artworks, literally anything. I love it! I love my people!

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1 day ago

One of my favorite edutainment YouTubers has an editor who has been using AI images for thumbnails and I'm so upset about this. I mean, he obvs approves and he's grown, so he can do what he wants. I'm upset that by my own standards, I have to stop watching him. It sucks bc he is so educational!

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1 day ago

Oh no

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1 day ago

It rhymes.

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1 day ago

That's really cool!

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1 day ago

Oh that one is good

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1 day ago

OH MY GOD THANKS AUTOCORRECT I MEANT AK! Anyway click through and look at AK's books. They have cool stuff like "gay as hell", "plant powers", and I think it's "uncontrolled psychokinesis" but I'm high so don't quote me on that one. There's more, but I'm trying to get you to click through

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1 day ago

I haven't even seen that and now I'm crying

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1 day ago

AJ is real cool so look at these books.

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1 day ago

Hello other me. 😰😭 This is absolutely my life

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1 day ago

I was going through like "hmm, I think this person is worth a follow", and this particular post confirmed to me that I was thinking too hard about it. Can't pass up a fellow believer in choco therapy!

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1 day ago

Wow that's gorgeous, and what awesome former in-laws to both remember you wanted a sword and get you one as formers! If you do any cosplayer gosh you are set!

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1 day ago

This repost is a reply to a startling and honestly kind of frustrating bleet. Click through to see the OP, but I am sharing the reply because the link is handy and some people might not read replies and would miss it. #FuckICE

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2 days ago

SAME! Also not gonna lie, I've never seen a LGB about a "currently popular" character and I kind of hate that they're doing that now.

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2 days ago

Maybe someday

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2 days ago

Their parents are going to hell for that

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3 days ago

Congratulations and I hope you get ten extra pounds of respect on top of every pound of respect that you deserve!

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3 days ago

You're a champion!

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3 days ago

Hear hear! A handsome fellow worthy of being portrayed on currency.

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3 days ago
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a cartoon character says " i 'll be over here " Alt: a cartoon character with a ponytail and sunglasses says "I'll be over here... waiting for your plan to fail"

It is 5:19 in the morning and I've had about two and a half hours of actual sleep. My poor baby has fleas right through the fle stuff. Apparently this is because of flea eggs, which I didn't anticipate. Supposed to visit friends for lunch but they have carpet, I'm exhausted, and doggo needs a bath.

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4 days ago

Them and me both!

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4 days ago

Oh my word

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4 days ago

Yesss! We are not alone!

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4 days ago

Pause

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4 days ago

I'm with you. I take it every day because if I don't, my kidneys start behaving like they don't have any sense. I have had pretty bad deficiencies before but now I take 5000iu a day unless it's winter, in which case it's 10000. I feel your pain.

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4 days ago

It would be great. I can see fine with my glasses but people who need screen readers should be able to know what is any embedded link text and stuff before clicking on some random YouTube video.

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4 days ago

Dear @bsky.app, I have a feature request. In the future, could we also get alt-text for embedded YouTube links? I've been told screen readers don't read the YouTube video title. I write thumbnail and title in the post when I have space but if I don'tπŸ˜•. Just want to be fair to vision-impaired people.

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4 days ago
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Nextel Commercial: Dots YouTube video by Aaron Deutsch

Remember the dots? Everyone knew about the dots. We thought it was so cool! If I could go back and tell my past self about the dots, I'd probably still be in a mental hospital. "Mass surveillance? That would never happen!"

Link text: Nextel Commercial: Dots, Aaron Deutsch

youtu.be/19rVKy_pfFU?...

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