Nefarious "Pogna" Hexnificus, noted hoydon

I guess, as awful as their theft is, I'm thankful that they left themselves open to whatever little legal action people can take against them.

Campbell's soup is now very suspect.

That's so disgusting and disheartening. I guess that's a new thing people are going to have to concern themselves with when it comes to publishing: is your publisher potentially a target for being bought by an AI company?

Apparently Meta considered buying Simon and Schuster so they would have books to train their AI on. Can you imagine having your book in their catalogue and hearing that someone bought the company just so they can legally train AI? Not even giving a fuck about publishing or stories. Nope. Just for AI

Wait is that my man, Moncrief Lanier?

Oh wow I see. Thank you for telling me!

The fucking HEIGHT of laziness!!!

I've never played Minecraft (I can't) so I'm curious to know what's this about villagers and slavery

We have reached the point in internet history where people are complaining that there aren't enough fanfictions of minor characters from their stories. Is this why we are writing now?

Extended family out here reminding me why I'm estranged

Tried some of those fancy expensive sardines and I regret not just getting the cheaper ones. It was a nice experience but I didn't really care for the taste. Obvs I'll have to try others but so far cheap sardines win.

This is one of those films my mom let me watch some of when I was a kid, during her cool horror mom streaks. Such a great movie. I was disturbed for a long time after watching the whole thing for the first time because there was a lot. That movie can be a lot. But it's so good.

Yep I see it!

Who draws dinosaurs? I think I need a Christmas commission of a ridiculous, clowned-up dinosaur

That would be amazing

lol sign worked

That's a great mental image

Okay I'm gonna stop posting about my pets and go to bed. Good night everyone.

A small tan dog stretched out with a grey and black tabby cat curled up near his lower back, both atop a mound of covers.

They're gonna just keep getting closer to each other. They will continue on like this until they are actually cuddling. Happens every night. They're best frenemies fr.

A grey and black tabby cat lies on his side, exposing his fluffy white tummy.

A small tan dog hides his face in his paws in response to being asked "are you being silly?"

A small peeks up while hiding his face with his front paws after being asked "are you just being so silly right now?"

A brown hand pets the fluffy white tummy of a grey and black tabby cat with a white underside and two visible white feet. He is curled to the side, with one paw sticking up next to his head and the other dangling loosely over the hand petting him.

No comment only cute babies

A grey and black tabby cat with a white chest and a small tan dog rest on white covers in a bedroom with a red wall. The dog is looking into the camera with large, dark eyes, looking cute and vulnerable. The cat, in contrast, is looking offscreen to its right and squinting one eye, looking like a scoundrel scowling at someone come to ruin his ruinous ruse. Really, he does not look best pleases at all. The dog though, is just all sweetness and light. (It's a lie but for the purposes of this photo I'll pretend it's not)

Look at these freakin guys

If his team is composed entirely of claws and headbutts and in my way just because I'm suddenly doing something with my phone, then I'm hearing from them right now.

you've been kidnapped, the characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to save you, who's coming to save you?

I think my chances are better than they could be. Not sure how much better but for sure I know they'd try.

A grey and black tabby cat curled up on a piece of black fabric with white dog paw prints on it. The cat is asleep, his ears spread out slightly to the sides like the gremlin he is, while his cute little mouth is kind of mashed into the fabric.

How could I have ever blamed this innocent baby for anything? Look at him. In light of this new evidence* I can only conclude that it was I who stood on the coffee table and broke the tripod. This man is BLAMELESS!**

*new evidence includes and is limited to this photo
**he is, in fact, not

It is midnight and I'm trying to make the perfect cat-squishing video. Everything was fine until I realized I need a tripod for proper cat squishes. I used to have this really cool one with bendy legs until SOMEONE* stood on it and broke the screw that connects it to the mount.

*Mr. Table-Stander

I agree that brilliant television doesn't have to be fun, and neither does any brilliant media. I've experienced it. It's great but can also be taxing and that's fine, but I just finished several taxing brilliant media in a row and I want to chill now.

I hope you have a great life as well, really.

They're not fooling anyone with their greed disguised as shiny new features. They will address literally anything besides the root cause.

I'm not sure why you think that. You just said it's not enjoyable if you're following the story properly. That sounds like either having an un-fun watch or trying not to follow the story.

I've taken in plenty of unenjoyable things for the story but right now I don't feel like it. I'm allowed.

A grey and black tabby with a white underside resting on its owner's chest. One front leg is outstretched toward the camera, and the cat is resting its head on its other paw. Visible in the background is the ceiling and a recessed light.

A grey and black tabby cat with a white underside resting on its owner's chest. Visible in the background is the ceiling and a red hook on a far wall. The fur around the cat's mouth is visible and also visibly wet.

This guy knows how to relax on a boobie. Also in the second pic you can see his disgusting wet drooly mouth. He tries to contain it and will even let me dab his mouth off but his vet said his mouth is healthy and he's just a happy drooler. I love him.

But random wetness on my skin...still gross.

A grey and black tabby with a white underside is having its head squished by a brown hand

A grey, black, and white tabby cat is pictured close up with its head being squished by a brown hand. Only its face is visible.

A grey and black tabby cat with a white underside is pressing its head upward against a brown hand. Its ears are folded back and there is a dark spot where cat drool has soaked into its owner's shirt.

The white chest and chin of a cat are visible with the head except for the nose and mouth in the process of being grabbed for squishing by a brown hand.

The "squish that cat" guy legit was telling the true true. This man loves to get squished. I whisper "squish squish". This was recommended by an ex and for some reason is the most effective way to get kittyboy to come over to you. Works for anyone but you HAVE to squish him when he arrives or else.