Can this be a solution?
It’s so funny that FIFA gave Trump a Peace Prize and a few months later he threatened to kill a national team that qualified for the World Cup.
I reckon Frodo Baggins was a good hobbit. His story seems more believable than that other bloke.
Post a great photo of a musician
Yf a catte wrote thys it wolde have made mencioun of the foode bowl beinge emptye
This was the White House's war plan:
Day #1 : Bomb
Day #2: Iran becomes a white Christian nationalist country
Day #3: Free gas
Day 4: Kid Rock concert/UFC fight broadcast from Tehran
So far, things are a bit off track
Game of hope.
My @smh @theage cartoon.
"we men . . ."
I just learned something new about Melania. She identifies as a man? That is interesting.
"I tried to be as musical a player as I could. I wasn't concerned with having lightning-fast chops. That might have interested me when I was younger but, eventually, you learn that's not fulfilling. You have to do what the music calls for."
Happy Birthday Ron Tutt
March 12, 1938
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the beauty of the weather, the nice look of a mountain, or maybe a nice fresh cool breath of air, I mean all those things. You can never tell what you'll be thinking tomorrow. But I can definitely say that the music won't stop, you keep going forward."
"Your ideas change as you grow older. Most people fail to realize that most of the things they hear coming out of a man's horn, ad lib, or else things that are written, original things, they're just experiences, the way he feels -
"Usually when people don't understand something they gonna do one of two things: either they'll fear or hate it. I don't think they should be condemned because they don't like it I mean sooner or later they most likely will come around."
Charlie Parker
29 Aug 1920 - Mar 12, 1955
Hey, what's the worst that could happen?
(OK, yeah that would be pretty bad . . . )
From the creek to the billabong
@garybutler.bsky.social Word of the day: SCAPABOBIDIDDYWIDDILYDOOBAPBAPAPHOBIA - the fear of freestyle jazz.
I still think about this a lot.
"It was the wretch, the filthy daemon, to whom I had given life."
Mary Shelley's "Frankenstein" was published on this day in 1818 🫀
Reporter: A new report says the military investigation has found it was the United States that struck the school in Iran. Do you take responsibility?
Trump: I don’t know about it.
"I didn't realise that they had that big a navy" is not the most reassuring thing that I've ever heard.
These are the 4 things AI can do well:
•Clean up your email inbox (badly)
•Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
•Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
•Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday
You can see why we need to base our economy around it
Pete Hegseth is banishing photographers from the Pentagon over “unflattering” photos of him?
Would be a shame if this picture kept circulating.
Watching the rest of the country who’ve made their entire personality about hating Victoria, specifically Melbourne, cope and seethe at Melbourne being named the best city in the world is a funny addition to the day.
Be a llert. Not a llama.
Capitalism is the belief that you can let the richest people run the world.
It's what we have.
What many people seem to want is Democratic Socalism where elected Governments really control things.
Or just Socialism where we don't have any people rich enough to run anything