Here is your brave head of Homeland Security protecting the Capitol on J6, hiding behind the seats, while the men guard the door. While Mullin ran for his life, he went on to call that day "one of peaceful protest". He will make a fine head of Homeland Security for Private Bone Spurs.

Have I got this right?
"Politically correct" is defined as "trying not to commit a war crime"?

Sky News: Learner driver arrested for drug driving during test Police said officers could smell cannibals after they pulled over a 26-year-old learner driver because of a faulty brake light. He was later arrested for drug driving.

CANNIBALS.

Apparently Iran is run by religious fanatics #USpol #auspol

😬

Playing a John Farnham song is now considered edgy protest music!

From the creek to the surf?

Carney is to Albanese as filet Mignon is to a Big Mac…. that fell on the floor…. into a puddle of cat piss

Sarah Henderson has a meltdown as Murray Watt explains just how happy Labor is with the Liberal Party’s new front bench, after everyone found to have failed in their secret election review, has “now been promoted”
“Every loser who let them lose, has been promoted”🔥 #auspol

Trying to write books for everyone seems to me a surefire way of writing bad books. I’m not interested in writing books for twats. I write books for the cool and nice people whose company I know I’d enjoy if I met them in real life. I’m entirely comfortable with twats hating my books. Bring it on.

The felon and members of his regime never see the irony. It’s as if none of them knows what it means.

I GO INTO THE POOL WHEN I WANT TO COOL DOWN, WHY CAN'T MY PHONE?

Download advice on feeding newborns to teens

Reminds me of Swift’s Modest Proposal.

Meme triptych of Duke Leto and Paul Atreides Text: We must not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind. Why not? Because people are fucking idiots, Paul. They're just... incredibly stupid.

YouTube video by Lucille Bogan - Topic Till the Cows Come Home

Another song by the same artist:

youtu.be/6tMlRve_ytQ?...

YouTube video by Валерия Корнеева Queen - One dump, one turd, two tits, John Deacon

Freddie Mercury’s improvisation – “One dump, one turd, two tits, John Deacon” – during the One Vision sessions is another case in point

'The USA is a nation of laws;

Badly written and randomly

enforced.'

Frank Zappa

Four photos showing a black hole, gradually zooming in. The last image shows it is full of guitar picks.

@garybutler.bsky.social

Send them to Iran #ICE

Where you've ended up?
I'm old enough to remember Bill Clinton.

I'm not sure where the line gets drawn between "sexually active" and "a slut", but if she's had 260,000 under her then I think a line may have been crossed . . .

Getting someone to lie under oath might just be a fair description of perjury. Keep up.

Single frame. Karoline Leavitt on the press briefing lectern with a US flag and a large “chocolate wheel” with coloured panels showing: “REGIME CHANGE -YAY!; THEY’RE TERRORISTS!; THEY HAVE NUKES!; THEY DOT HAVE NUKES YET; WE WANT TO REPLACE THE LEADER; WE KILLED THE REPLACEMENTS; ARMAGEDDON!!!; PRE-EMPTIVE SELF-DEFENCE; BIBI IS OUR FRIEND; (SOME SCHOOLGIRLS MAY HAVE DIED); WHAT OIL?!; MID-TERMS - YIKES!” Leavitt says, “Next question?”

Spin.
My @smh cartoon.

"We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck them." - John Waters

It's easy to make books appeal to men.
Just start rigidly enforcing this simple rule:

BREAKING: The House Oversight Committee has voted 24–19 to subpoena Pam Bondi as part of its investigation into Jeffrey Epstein. Five Republicans joined Democrats in supporting the subpoena.

Cartoon of a panicked Nancy asking "what are we doing?" Strapline is "The Swedish Ernie Bushmiller Society"

Too much effort to read all of it - maybe I'll just get an AI summary.

Maybe.

Could just be because it's the most ridiculous tech failure since people paid shitloads of money for pictures of stupid monkeys.