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The joke that Disney asked to be removed from #DeadpoolAndWolverine has been revealed

“FUCK! What we can't even afford one more X-Man? Disney is so cheap. I can barely breathe with all this Mickey Mouse cock in my throat"

AMC Theatres has added a queue to purchase tickets after seeing significant demand to go to the movies this weekend.

It is currently tracking to be the highest grossing Thanksgiving weekend for movies ever.

Now that Christmas has been legalized, I have proudly returned to my Mall Santa village as a free man, uncuffed by police, as the children cheered on like witnessing the return of Christ.

A Third Woman Died Under Texas’ Abortion Ban. Doctors Are Avoiding D&Cs and Reaching for Riskier Miscarriage Treatments. Thirty-five-year-old Porsha Ngumezi’s case raises questions about how abortion bans are pressuring doctors to avoid standard care even in straightforward miscarriages.

BREAKING: A third woman died a preventable death because of Texas' abortion restrictions.

Absolutely shameful. www.propublica.org/article/pors...

A morning stroll around the Coulin estate back in January, I don't know where this year has gone!

here’s a comic about self-awareness

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER POSTED ON WALL DO A GOOD DEED DAILY OH, BOY - - - A NICKEL PARKING METER - VIOLATION ( THE TIME HAS RUN OUT ON THE PARKING METER) PARKING METER - ONE HOUR ( NANCY PUT THE NICKEL SHE FOUND IN THE PARKING METER , GIVING THE DRIVER OF THE CAR ANOTHER HOUR OF PARKING)

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 24,1954

Me explaining that there are ten functionally different editions of Dungeons & Dragons, not five.

Post a picture of yourself to show the newbies what they’re dealing with.

Post you from a different era

The Travel Agent in the streets, coffee shop poet in the sheets era.

US right wing hypocrisy

A Kirby & Heinz collab is releasing in Japan this month 🇯🇵

(via Heinz Japan)

I feel seen

My idiot son always has to dress up for the movies.

a bald eagle is holding an american flag in front of it ALT: a bald eagle is holding an american flag in front of it

Gary, I’m so happy to see you on BlueSky spreading your patriotism!

Presidents Trump and Elon are just like us. Not only to they dine at the Cracker Barrel, but they even invited my family over for a sip of water and kindly asked us to pay the bill too! We now feel as blessed as the apostles picking up the tab at the Last Supper.

This graphic, created for Bill Gates' website, shows that diseases transmitted by mosquitoes are responsible for vastly more human deaths than other animals. While sharks inspire fear in many, they kill few people.

We often worry about the wrong things.

People killed annually by
Sharks 10
Elephants 100
Hippos 500
Snails 10,000
Dogs 25,000
Snakes 50,000
People 475,000
Mosquitoes 725,000
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Credit: https://nywolf.org

Zephyr the 🐺

Wolf Conservation Center 📸
#Wolf #Wolves #Animals

A man says "trust me, kid. Wear sunscreen."" The kid replies "why? you're only 35 and your face looks fine." The man leans in with a ghoulish expression and asks "does it?" The man squints his eyes, and when he does so the sides of his face mutate into a raisin-like texture. The kid starts sweating profusely in sheer terror.

In case you're wondering...

Here's the "plan"

My son.

To be fair she does look like a chicken.

Thank all that is holy for Bluesky 🦋

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