C. Robert Cargill

Depends on who owns the script at the moment and how horny Arnold is to make it (he certainly wanted to 25 years ago.)

None. But considering the director choice, I can't imagine Arnold wants to stray too far from Milius' ideas.

We were some of the internet's earliest edgelords.

Nope. If there wasn't, it wouldn't be THIS Conan.

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Christopher McQuarrie Teaming for New ‘Conan the Barbarian’ Movie 20th Century Studios has attached the filmmaker to write and direct 'King Conan,' reviving the character that was an early signature role for Schwarzenegger.

I was just lamenting a few days ago about how I would never, ever see this, and how bummed I was about that. The old Millius KING CONAN script was pretty much a must read for all of us at Ain't it Cool 25 years ago and I'm DYING to see what McQuarrie does.

www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

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Nyx putting her snout on the fake of a fast food restaurant, eyeing my Tikka Wrap and fries.

“Hey, Cargill. You got that to share, right?”

Well, you guys certainly don't look happy about it...

🙏🏻

Joel’s the best.

Oil prices are a feature, not a bug. Russia needed this as much as Trump's Oil Billionaire buddies did. Don't buy for a minute that this is accidental. It's literally one of the incentives. Hence us bombing their oil reserves and shutting down the Straight of Hormuz. Another bloody oil war.

Happened to me. Was at a convention chilling with Doug Bradley, shooting the shit with Jeffrey Combs. Then Danielle Harris walked in the room and I couldn't speak. Could never work up the nerve to say hi.

Daylight Savings Time hits different when you have a dog that judges what time of day it is by the sun. In my youth I HATED Spring Forward, but now it is a blessing of more sleep & more work in the afternoon before it's time to take the dog out. Fall Back on the other hand ushers in the dark times.

I think I'm doing a digital session and won't be there in person, sadly.

I am. Been playing since 1985.

Joy is rebellion. Art is rebellion. Recovery is rebellion. Stories are rebellion.

I've appeared on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me twice, not as a writer or film critic, but as a Dungeons & Dragons expert.

Every day.

Happy International Women's Day to all you amazing ladies out there. I hop you enjoy your

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23 hours of celebration.

Drop a gif you can hear

He can't say yet, as he still has four specials for Shudder.

Wife asked me where we’re supposed to park it. Spoiler warning: I live in a normal house with no place to park a trailer.

Yep!

I feel this conversation will both begin and end like the one about the Land of the Dead Battletruck. "And where, loving husband, do you intend to park it...?"

I don't know yet. This discovery is very fresh.

Oh she eats dinner just fine. It's just the treat situation.

Nyx is the least food motivated dog I've ever had. She likes treats just fine, but will turn them down if she prefers the behavior we want to avoid. But reader, this bougie ass dog FUCKING LOVES bbq. Loves it. Can't get enough of it. If it has smoke flavor to it, she loses her god damn puppy mind.

I feel like someone out there is going to make a killing off of "I'm sorry you got what you voted for" stickers.