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Lvl 50 Writer of Wrongs. SINISTER 1 & 2. DOCTOR STRANGE. THE BLACK PHONE 1 & 2. THE GORGE. V/H/S/85. SEA OF RUST. DAY ZERO. WE ARE WHERE THE NIGHTMARES GO. Six books, seven movies. Podcaster with JUNKFOOD CINEMA. Tio do Churrasco. Misfit toy.
UK readers - paperback, July 21st!
Monster Manual Expanded 5.5e will be unleashed this May!
he 5.5e update to the Adamantine best-selling Monster Manual Expanded arrives this May 2026 on @dmsguild.com! This edition also features brand-new cover art and a handful of select interior art upgrades to match its refreshed presentation!
Here’s an instructional video:
They animated that already and it's called GI JOE.
I've been gifted many a bottle over the years.
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"PARTIALLY DEVOURED: How Night of the Living Dead Saved My Life & Changed the World" is OUT NOW!
The wildest movie deep dive you've ever read
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a memoir of how the film changed my life (and how *any* art can change yours).
45 years in the making!
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www.danielkraus.com/books/partia...
Jess and I had a blast with revisiting it last year. She'd never seen. Performances and the cast are why to watch it. The effects were notorious the summer it came out. But they've dated well and it's fun. We made a drinking game out of the Owen Wilson "wow"s.
Depends on who owns the script at the moment and how horny Arnold is to make it (he certainly wanted to 25 years ago.)
None. But considering the director choice, I can't imagine Arnold wants to stray too far from Milius' ideas.
We were some of the internet's earliest edgelords.
Nope. If there wasn't, it wouldn't be THIS Conan.
I was just lamenting a few days ago about how I would never, ever see this, and how bummed I was about that. The old Millius KING CONAN script was pretty much a must read for all of us at Ain't it Cool 25 years ago and I'm DYING to see what McQuarrie does.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
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“Hey, Cargill. You got that to share, right?”
Well, you guys certainly don't look happy about it...
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Joel’s the best.
Oil prices are a feature, not a bug. Russia needed this as much as Trump's Oil Billionaire buddies did. Don't buy for a minute that this is accidental. It's literally one of the incentives. Hence us bombing their oil reserves and shutting down the Straight of Hormuz. Another bloody oil war.
Happened to me. Was at a convention chilling with Doug Bradley, shooting the shit with Jeffrey Combs. Then Danielle Harris walked in the room and I couldn't speak. Could never work up the nerve to say hi.
Daylight Savings Time hits different when you have a dog that judges what time of day it is by the sun. In my youth I HATED Spring Forward, but now it is a blessing of more sleep & more work in the afternoon before it's time to take the dog out. Fall Back on the other hand ushers in the dark times.
I think I'm doing a digital session and won't be there in person, sadly.
I am. Been playing since 1985.
Joy is rebellion. Art is rebellion. Recovery is rebellion. Stories are rebellion.
I've appeared on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me twice, not as a writer or film critic, but as a Dungeons & Dragons expert.
Every day.
Happy International Women's Day to all you amazing ladies out there. I hop you enjoy your
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23 hours of celebration.
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