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C. Robert Cargill

@crobertcargill.bsky.social

Lvl 50 Writer of Wrongs. SINISTER 1 & 2. DOCTOR STRANGE. THE BLACK PHONE 1 & 2. THE GORGE. V/H/S/85. SEA OF RUST. DAY ZERO. WE ARE WHERE THE NIGHTMARES GO. Six books, seven movies. Podcaster with JUNKFOOD CINEMA. Tio do Churrasco. Misfit toy.

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a woman says i can 't say i didn 't see this coming ALT: a woman says i can 't say i didn 't see this coming
02.03.2026 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There will absolutely be generic AI models to plug into things, but they will:

A) not be celebrities and

B) Be an immediate sign that you took shortcuts to savvy viewers, making them seem cheap and undesirable.

Anyone who has played with music software and knows Stock Loops has seen this happen.

02.03.2026 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

STOPπŸ‘TAKINGπŸ‘MONEYπŸ‘TOπŸ‘PROMOTEπŸ‘TILLYπŸ‘NORWOODπŸ‘ASπŸ‘LEGITIMATEπŸ‘NEWSπŸ‘CHALLENGEπŸ‘

02.03.2026 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 81    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

You can't just go out and hire another Michael B. Jordan. There's only one, so you have to hire him. But I can make 100 Tilly Norwoods. That's literally the point of AI: allowing people who can't the ability to imagine they could, resulting in something no one wants to actually pay real money for.

02.03.2026 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

There is absolutely nothing "controversial" about Tilly Norwood. She's just a terrible idea. Who wants to pay an agency to rent their digital asset when they can literally make their own...in an industry abjectly against exactly this sort of thing? There may be AI CHARACTERS but never AI celebrities

02.03.2026 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 95    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 0

No worries man. You're the third person whose done this with that post. I get it. So much is bad, even terrorist attacks/mass shootings are getting buried. Fucked times. Be well.

02.03.2026 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The top half of the cover shows a bit of dirty blue sky above a large ridge of scrap metal. At the bottom stands a robot tiger with a rifle slung across its back. It looks toward a yellow light in the right distance, where three people (two with rifles) and a somewhat more humanoid robot are walking.

The top half of the cover shows a bit of dirty blue sky above a large ridge of scrap metal. At the bottom stands a robot tiger with a rifle slung across its back. It looks toward a yellow light in the right distance, where three people (two with rifles) and a somewhat more humanoid robot are walking.

#NowReading All the Ash We Leave Behind by @crobertcargill.bsky.social

I loved the other two books set in this world.

02.03.2026 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ken. I understand the fact that A LOT is going on and its easy to miss news items, but there was *literally* a terror linked mass shooting event at a bar four miles from my house that I used to frequent. We're literally mourning a terror attack and you're lecturing me to stay calm. Read the room.

02.03.2026 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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A picture of Donald Trump with his mysterious neck rash juxtaposed against a badly photoshopped image of Stephen Miller with vampire fangs.

A picture of Donald Trump with his mysterious neck rash juxtaposed against a badly photoshopped image of Stephen Miller with vampire fangs.

I KNEW IT!

02.03.2026 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 186    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 5

Those are some frosty ass margs. You should get some with some skillet queso.

02.03.2026 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of the lesser known variants from the Simon Baker/Thomas Jane/Aaron Eckhart cloning project, giving us the most confusing scene in cinema history in MOLLY (1999) in which we cut back and forth between Jane and Eckhart so many times, we forget who is who.

02.03.2026 08:19 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
My dog Nyx resting her head on a pillow, taking a nap.

My dog Nyx resting her head on a pillow, taking a nap.

Goodnight Bluesky

02.03.2026 05:51 β€” πŸ‘ 343    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

Not today, Satan! May's already dead!

02.03.2026 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Look, despite everything, Spider-Man and Mary Jane Watson are married. The world could use a little more pure love in it. Getting married is the best thing to ever happen to me. So happy for them.

02.03.2026 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 434    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 2
Never Gonna Give You Up

Never Gonna Give You Up

02.03.2026 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

We're good. Just keep in mind that here in America, some places it is literally easier to buy a gun than cigarettes, so homegrown terror is a very real threat right now and it kills me that I said this out loud and hours later it happened a stone's throw from my front door at a bar I've drank in.

02.03.2026 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Weather report from Carrot App. 84 degrees. Sunny. The report: The sun is setting on this country. Literally and figuratively.

Weather report from Carrot App. 84 degrees. Sunny. The report: The sun is setting on this country. Literally and figuratively.

Jesus, Carrot. Did you have to go so dark?

02.03.2026 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 217    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 0

Jeremy's are not to be left unattended! Does she know how close you are to a Lego store???

01.03.2026 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I DID NOT HIT HER! I DID NOT!

01.03.2026 06:09 β€” πŸ‘ 299    πŸ” 67    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1
Frame from 30 Rock, four people at a table hugging with the caption "It wouldn't be a Lemon party without old Dick!"

Frame from 30 Rock, four people at a table hugging with the caption "It wouldn't be a Lemon party without old Dick!"

01.03.2026 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The mass shooting that just happened hours ago in the bar I used to frequent weekly just miles from my house is being investigated as a possible terror attack linked to the attacks on Iran, so there's still time to delete this.

01.03.2026 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That looks delicious.

I like that every Sunday you make me think about something I like.

01.03.2026 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’”

01.03.2026 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you, Frannie.

01.03.2026 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For context, Buford's Beer Garden used to be a place called Opal Divine's, which is where the Reel Deal crew (who would become Spill) would go to drink after our live cable access show in the 00s. I've spent untold hours in that place, drinking with friends, swapping stories, feeling safe...

01.03.2026 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

I've spent untold hours in that building back then.

01.03.2026 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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3 Dead, 14 Injured in Texas Mass Shooting Three people have been killed and 14 more injured in a shooting that occured at a bar in Austin Texas on Sunday morning.

This is my backyard. I have no words but to say my heart aches.

www.wideopencountry.com/3-dead-14-in...

01.03.2026 18:20 β€” πŸ‘ 152    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1

πŸ’”

01.03.2026 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm a big slapchop advocate. Biggest innovation in painting in my lifetime.

01.03.2026 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0