C. Robert Cargill

The mass shooting that just happened hours ago in the bar I used to frequent weekly just miles from my house is being investigated as a possible terror attack linked to the attacks on Iran, so there's still time to delete this.

That looks delicious.

I like that every Sunday you make me think about something I like.

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Thank you, Frannie.

For context, Buford's Beer Garden used to be a place called Opal Divine's, which is where the Reel Deal crew (who would become Spill) would go to drink after our live cable access show in the 00s. I've spent untold hours in that place, drinking with friends, swapping stories, feeling safe...

I've spent untold hours in that building back then.

3 Dead, 14 Injured in Texas Mass Shooting Three people have been killed and 14 more injured in a shooting that occured at a bar in Austin Texas on Sunday morning.

This is my backyard. I have no words but to say my heart aches.

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I'm a big slapchop advocate. Biggest innovation in painting in my lifetime.

I DID NOT HIT HER! I DID NOT!

I DID NOT HIT HER! I DID NOT!

It delivers! Promise!

Yuuuuup

Greyhound is fucking great! Would love to know how that fared as well.

SPONTANEOUS.

If you know, you FUCKING KNOW. (And if you haven't seen it, get ready to watch one of your new favorite movies.)

It's almost like the FIFA Peace prize means nothing to him.

Panel of a comic book. A woman in silhouette stares out the window to the skyline of a city, saying aloud: What a stupid time to be alive.

Movie poster for Man Finds Tape Can You See It A picture of a woman's face is warped near her eyes

Oh sweet, Man Finds Tape is on Kanopy currently!

a man with a beard wearing a tuxedo and bow tie is clapping his hands ALT: a man with a beard wearing a tuxedo and bow tie is clapping his hands

Dat name doh.

The founder of Polymarket has LITERALLY said this out loud. When asked about insider trading, he sold it as a feature, not a bug. Seeing people bet heavy on an immediate event is a better predictor of world events than straight leaks. gambling sites replacing news. Fucking. Banana Pants.

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You're a good dude, Flav.

And there it is. This would be terrifying in the best of times, but we're living in the bad times, where the FBI is under the control of a drunken douchebro who uses FBI resources to party with his girlfriend and at the Olympics.

People. Are. Going. To. Die.

Exactly. Anywhere someone could show up with a gun or bomb and kill a lot of people.

Oh, I'm aware. But this dude was bragging about like two years ago. Thinks he's a real Billy badass doing it, too.

This is the same absolute fucking grape who drives around without wearing seatbelts because "muh freedum." Truly one of the dumbest among a sea of incompetents.

...TeChNiCaLlY iT's ePhEbOpHeLiA...

Well, Israel claims they've found a body and my Congressman says he's dead, so if Congress is being lied to about this, we have bigger problems than we thought.