Iβm no longer going to apologize for things Iβm not regretful about. Sorry about that! Wait, dammit
14.02.2026 05:53 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@thewestopher.bsky.social
Spooky and gay π» creator of βghostedβ β a romantic horror series posted here, there, and everywhere Occasionally NSFW https://linktr.ee/thewestopher
Iβm no longer going to apologize for things Iβm not regretful about. Sorry about that! Wait, dammit
14.02.2026 05:53 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Love language: carbonated
14.02.2026 05:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In the span of time it took me to grab a liter of Coke Zero (the superior diet soda) no less than four men were scrambling to the counter with prepackaged valentines. Time 8:45. Store closes at 9.
I hope their girlfriends dump them
Out magazine headline: Tyra Banks is being back Americaβs next top model
Havenβt we suffered enough
13.02.2026 23:34 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Glorious π₯°π
13.02.2026 22:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs not uncommon here in West Hollywood to see someone smoking a joint or a THC vapeβ¦ Likely itβs meβ¦ But I just saw someone smoking out of a full ass bong on the street π
13.02.2026 22:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Also is a 20% tip REALLY necessary for a smoothie β¦ babe this is already $15 like pls
13.02.2026 22:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0stg every time I go to the smoothie place Iβm behind the one person in the world whoβs never ordered a smoothie before. HOW DO YOU HAE SO MANY QUESTIONS
13.02.2026 22:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Even tho Iβm a top, I wanted to make Max very bottom coded in my series βghostedβ
1) Final Girl energy π
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2) Bottoms are just as tough as tops π―
My charms worked perfectly (as a deterrent)
13.02.2026 21:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Chatting with a guy on Grindr:
Him: What do you do?
Me: Witchcraft β¨
Him: (goes offline)
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13.02.2026 07:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Jockstrap threat thread!
*mine looks better from the front
Does his profile pic resemble Bender from Futurama bc thatβs the only way this makes sense
12.02.2026 17:14 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Anyway hereβs me getting topped by a handsome spirit
bsky.app/profile/thew...
Didnβt realize my Instagram reels were also posting to Facebook, which I havenβt used since 2016. On one hand itβs super hilarious that my red hat relatives are watching me fuck a gay ghost. Alternately they can comment, which is literally never funny
12.02.2026 17:10 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Crotch Gate is peak
06.02.2026 06:13 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The discourse about Bad Bunny being cut or uncut is objectively hilarious
03.02.2026 23:24 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ghosted teaser trailer*
(*episode 6 posts on Valentineβs Day)
*a subversive film (will we ever get an edit button? No ok thanks)
02.02.2026 23:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A submersive film in which the audience feels what itβs like to be physically and metaphorically crushed under unseen forces? I already have manic depression thanks
02.02.2026 23:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Watched Iron Lung Saturday - while Iβm thankful that low budget movies are proving the big money studio system wrong - holy shit this film is fucking bleak
02.02.2026 23:16 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A lone penguin walks towards the snowy mountains
Just so you know, this is me
02.02.2026 02:13 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thousands, gather in downtown LA for ICE out rally
LA says FUCK ICE
31.01.2026 21:06 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm fucking lazy okay
30.01.2026 20:18 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Mind you, living in West Hollywood my next closest booty call is 3 blocks away. But still π«
30.01.2026 20:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Not two of my closest booty calls moving away ππ
30.01.2026 07:02 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1βThe Stringerβ is a well mapped out historical documentary β with a controversial conspiracy focused on a single famous photograph. A good watch, if youβre into that type shi
25.01.2026 00:11 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He-Man costume reveal closeup
What did yβall think of the He-Man trailer
22.01.2026 21:13 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0My video on Lizzy Borden got over 300k views. But say a MAN looks like a killer and itβs removed? Sexism is a monster
22.01.2026 20:08 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0