Gretchen Felker-Martin 🍉

"Fiction? What am I, a divorced Italian woman teaching drama at a night school?"

Making a movie about a lesbian blood fetish vampire cult that bores me to tears is a real accomplishment. I'll give him that.

Do you think Jean Rollin knows you can move cameras around during a scene

society if etc etc

listen i can't live my life thinking about what they're going to misinterpret

900,000,000 for wigs and costumes, 100,000,000 to resurrect Derek Jarman

Do you think if I got a bunch of Hollywood guys to take DMT I could convince them that my billion-dollar BOOK OF THE NEW SUN adaptation was gonna be the next Lord of the Rings?

I can get from me to Elon Musk in three hops, which if I'm ever declared an enemy of the state will open up a lot of exciting opportunities!

it's really reached an abysmal low

I reviewed Michelle Garza Cervera's THE HAND THAT ROCKS THE CRADLE, an incredibly ambitious and brilliantly scripted remake with a few minor narrative kinks. Fantastic follow-up to the director's debut, LA HUESERA.

www.patreon.com/posts/142559...

this has been lodged in my head for the past 24 hours. I blame @patrickwyman.bsky.social

while trying to think of a snappy comeback to post, i lose sight of the road and crash into a bunch of spanish moss

(boss hogg voice) that darn graham jones fella's at it again

This is how I’m gonna look every time someone hits the dislike button one of my posts.

a classic case of "all my material needs are satiated, but I Need to Be Liked"

permanent meal program for her entire town's poor and homeless population. sell all those fuckin cars.

truly. TRULY. stop trying to solve culture, you could not have failed more abysmally or done more collateral damage. go be awful in private and start a program to feed and house homeless trans people.

The only circumstances in which I would accept an apology from Brianna Wu for her years of assimilationist wreckerism is if it came before her saying "and I will delete all my social media accounts and never attempt to participate in public discourse again"

waving my broom at these ghosts shouting "get back in the picture from the end of The Shining"

...and concluding with...

11/16: 10 CLOVERFIELD LANE
11/19: CAVEAT
11/23: EYES WITHOUT A FACE
11/26: THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS

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This November, the Deadlights Theater presents a full month of movies about hostages and the people who take them. Come and join us for...

YOU'RE IN HERE WITH ME

Beginning with...

11/2: MISERY
11/5: DEAD MAIL
11/9: KINDRED
11/12: THE SKIN I LIVE IN

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i'm sure you can get another one

not how I'd*

Genuinely, do you have an example of this? Like, that's not I'd phrase yelling at a sexually repressed Nazi, but it seems like he's just yelling at a sexually repressed Nazi

so did something happen in real life? like what is the issue in question

if someone got hurt irl i will slog through whatever the details are, but otherwise i simply do not have the time or mental bandwidth to get into this over a guy i have spoken to like twice on the internet

listen i have no idea what happened or what any of this is about

This would have been a perfect November theatrical release. Really an exceptional film. I can't wait to see what Cervera does next.

I reviewed Michelle Garza Cervera's THE HAND THAT ROCKS THE CRADLE, an incredibly ambitious and brilliantly scripted remake with a few minor narrative kinks. Fantastic follow-up to the director's debut, LA HUESERA.

www.patreon.com/posts/142559...

The return to the ruins of Gaza City will bring many new challenges for my friend Sama'a and her family. Please give what you can to help.

gofund.me/db56c7ce3