Sharimar Rivera Perez

Elon just confirmed he’s stepping away in a post on X. Now it’s time to remove the staffers he embedded from his companies across the government.

How does this Make America Healthy Again?

Everyone’s been stressed about tariffs now the courts have spoken. A panel of federal judges just blocked Trump from imposing some of his steepest tariffs on China and other trading partners, ruling that he far exceeded his authority under federal law. In short, Trump’s tariffs were ruled illegal.

No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. - Aesop

Morning all! If you’re looking for a new book, you know where we are! - Michael

MUST WATCH: ICE kidnapped a disabled American citizen.

Her name is Alma Bowman. Born in the Philippines while her dad served in the U.S. Navy.

She’s lived here 48 years.
They crashed her wheelchair, denied meds, cut her off from her lawyer—and jailed her.

She. Is. A. Citizen.

#booksky

cranking the greed dial way past eleven, Donny held a Who Can Give Me The Most Money Contest to reward ‘investors’ who bought the most memecoins. last night, the top 220 shovelers-of-cash-into-Donny’s-pocket got to have dinner at his Virginia golf motel — and today, the top 25 shovelers will get a personal tour of the White House. here’s what we know about what went on last night: fuck-all. you want to know who attended Donny’s corruptionpalooza? fuck you, that’s their names. you want to know what countries they came from? fuck you, that’s where they live. you want to know how much Donny personally profited off of each attendee? fuck you, that’s how much.

from today's post, about the fuckery that went down at the secret crypto greedfest dinner that was held last night at Donny Convict's Virginia golf motel
please read the whole thing, thanks!
link is here: bit.ly/3Zw1nel
(and as always, there's a longer excerpt in the alt text)

Jfc 😑

I read Animal Farm again today and I hate country all over again. You bitches didn’t read in 9th grade and now it’s everyone’s problem

Picture of police guarding a Tesla dealership.

Too bad Uvalde Elementary didn’t sell Teslas.

Idk, they bring guns to pizza places. They're a real danger to the folks they lie about, but I definitely understand just wanting to fuck with them. I think we should just start making shit up about Them at this point. Freedom of speech and shit innit!?

Way 👏🏾 too👏🏾 hard

In 2 milliseconds they'd create a conspiracy that they were hiding child trafficking.

Jfc 😑

Federal marshals forced entry into the US African Development Foundation and escorted Musk staffers inside, after agency employees resisted their entry. Once inside, they changed the federal agency’s locks. Musk staffers were seen plugging in an external hard drive and going through everything.

Yes, my economic plan will cause short term pain. But after that you won't feel the pain anymore because you'll be dead

I've been thinking a lot about that bumper sticker which says "everything looks like a conspiracy theory when you don't understand how anything works" and folks it's pretty obvious to me that the people in power right now have absolutely no desire to understand how anything works.

Democrat: if elected I will represent and protect all Americans

Republican: if elected I will only represent my voters and harm everyone else

Democrat voters: if our guy loses we’re fucked.

Republican voter: either way I’m covered.

A revolution is violent by definition, unfortunately it's the only thing that power listens to

Photo of a small crab from NOAA’s social media. It’s covered in spikes

Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found

Oops I did it (played with your heart and also mail fraud) again

Josh Shapiro called the McDonald’s employee who reported Luigi Mangione a “hero.”

She will NOT get the $10,000 reward money because she called 911 instead of the tip line.

By the way, Josh Shapiro got $15,000 in donations from United Healthcare last year.

Numbers are fun.

SINGLE ALL THE WAY | A BAD LGBTQ MOVIE CHRISTMAS ft. CHIBI

Welp, that's my evening sorted 👏🏽🎄

Happy 99th birthday to Dick Van Dyke, inventor of the DVD player.

A two panel comic strip. Panel 1: A light gray human shape (like a thicc stick figure) labelled "THE WEALTHY ELITE" reaches greedily, mouth open in excitement, towards a large floating yellow ball that is labelled "A SECOND GILDED AGE" Panel 2: same as above, but behind the gray figure (who now has a sweat drop to indicate nervousness on its head) is a VERY large pink blob labelled "THE RETURN OF OUTLAW FOLL HEROES" with one arm wrapped around the gray figure, expression quietly threatening

Please tell me who first posted this so I can properly credit, bc it made me laugh hard this morning

Me: Dr. Salk your vaccine will save so many children!

Salk: Well thank God

Me: Of course they will grow up

Salk: Well I hope so

Me: And get old

Salk: I guess?

Me: And eventually vote for lunatics who will try to stop your vaccine

Salk: what now

Me: And leave NATO

Salk: shit

A man almost steps on a Banana Peel and says "heh. almost slipped on that banana peel. Classic bit." The Banana peel springs off the ground and latches on to the man's face. A muffled MMPH MMPH can heard. His stomach expands, much to his distress, and a banana bursts out amidst a flurry of intestinal viscera.