Bubule

Don't call me bro

The european citizens' initiative to ban conversion therapies in the EU only has 250k signatures and needs to amass 1 million in the next 7 days... If you live in the EU, please sign it (you can't otherwise); if you don't, please share it around.

How tf can you actually enjoy life

It's quiet, but tense...
this asphyxiating suspense.

Why

Same

i want my skin to be alien green 👽 and to have antennae

Patriotism should only be espoused with values not nationality.

Happy Person Must Either Be Stupid Or Evil

Happy Person Must Either Be Stupid Or Evil
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I don't like waiting

English Professor Suddenly Realizes Students Will Believe Literally Anything She Says LINCOLN, NE—Midway through her 9 a.m. Intro to American Literature course Thursday, University of Nebraska-Lincoln Professor Elizabeth Mabrey suddenly realized that her students would accept, without question, literally any words that came out of her mouth as absolute, incontrovertible fact, sources confirmed. “I could say that On the Road was an overt metaphor for the Vietnam War and they would jot it down in their notebooks without any hesitation whatsoever,” said Mabrey, adding that, come midterms, her students will, as if on cue, mindlessly regurgitate whatever she tells them, whether it’s that the character of Dean Moriarty is supposed to be a figment of Sal Paradise’s imagination, or that the entire novel is meant to be read backwards. “I could, honest to God, ask them to tear their copies of the novel in half because that’s what Kerouac ‘intended the reader to do,’ and they would do it. I mean, what are they going to do? Disagree with me?” Professor Mabrey told reporters she has no plans to abuse her newly discovered power, though she would admittedly reconsider this position if denied tenure.

English Professor Suddenly Realizes Students Will Believe Literally Anything She Says
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I hate my life.

I'm an aspiring artist and creator and uhm yeah... 👍

He got that swag

Tea Wars: Return of the Covfefe 🔥✍️

I feel cold

please shut the fuck up

I feel like I'm being strangled and I can't escape.

Sometimes I wish I could start all over again.

omg blåhaj

elon musk:

gosh that looks delicious 🤤

Is it normal to be expected to be at school for like 7 hours a day and learn everything? Anything more than 2 is just way too much for my autistic brain...

Oh shut up

😭

finally updated my profile

The singular is miniserie and plural is miniseries, I think. 🤔

dysphoria is a bitch :)

I should get help.

Fuckng dysphoria I hate it

When will they add notifs