want her to trip-sit me

i majored in jiggle physics
thats right, im a jiggle physicist
AMA

Its not plagiarism

i’m sorry but crematorium sounds like a place that has desserts

Intimacy coordinator at the McDonald’s drive-through

Im so excited im shaking

suggestions for office white elephant gift, limit is $40

7 followers im shaking

shinobi seiko sugoi bday

Lets gooooooooooooo

this is really funny plz like

Happy Hedieday

honk-shooa, sleep on that thang

Ha-chuah , sneeze on that thang -Kylen

where tf is my spotify wrapped

for me, posting is a disease

willing to boom or doom grandma’s green bean casserole, stay tuned

just experienced a land acknowledgement before thanksgiving

happy thanksgiving

they’re saying you can touch the Arcane if you grab a downed power line

wandering the city killing street musicians with a sword

my football team won their football game 🙂

“It’s not always sunshine and BLUE SKIES “ Jonas

really holding space with this pork banh mi

mission accomplished

very glad to be back home, they were REALLY holding space with defying gravity lyrics at the function

Rip don toliver

nickel and diming???

Vi using the hexstrap -domo