色情妹妹

me, putting 317 rounds directly into the heart of a magician after pulling a rabbit out of a hat: (turning towards the enfeebled creature) youre safe now .he can't hurt you anymore

fucking your twin would b nice because then u can tell them you love them telepathically when theyre inside you

pees a really cute amount that you cant get mad at

u guys dont actually wish u were Chinese .like ur just saying that because it is transgressive and stupid
. i actually wish I was asian in my heart of hearts . to live in the mountains... to fragment my psyche and be reborn every day as a 7000 year old entity. 2 be kawaii

ever since i started catching and butchering my own fish from the detroit river my pussy has grown 3x in size and my dreams are filled with swirling torrents of pitch black flame that lull me into a hedonistic spell whiplashed between the lascivious desires of the damned and prophetical clairvoyance

just saw a big ass transexual pissing in the back of a moving truck

I'm trying to focus here

solemnly nods

in my mind . fuck

every time I smoke weed and close my eyes this appears on my screen

they just airlifted a cheese burger out of new York city

a blockbuster finding despite having Never had sex in 2025 not even Once

2025 was the wettest year ever recorded by my pussy

cats are right to scratch us . to scream at us . to harm us . humans have wrought such violence on the world . it is a miracle they tolerate us . slumber next to us . exists as fragments of a half sibling from a splintered existence that could have made love to you if only you asked

pisses all over you

hello sibling

how lucky we are. we have been so blind

cats are right to scratch us . to scream at us . to harm us . humans have wrought such violence on the world . it is a miracle they tolerate us . slumber next to us . exists as fragments of a half sibling from a splintered existence that could have made love to you if only you asked

[Titanic if they were American immigrants going to Europe] bite me like one of your cheeseburgers

[cuts open your stomach] *climbing over top of the newly carved orifice*

you: * screaming *

me: look man im just trying to lay my egg

a fat as fuck raichu sitting sitting on the couch absolutely burying ash and mistys anchor baby in lemon flavored vape smoke watching ai manipulated anthropomorphic alex jones reels where he chases vr girls around on all fours

if that's your leg then how come my piss is dribbling down it

nancy pelosi was spotted kneeling at Dilbert's grave stone in a pleather bustier and a visible whale tail from her micro skirt looking thick as hell

yes

watching underworld and smoking percocet with my tits out