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πŸŸ°β¬›β¬œοΈβ¬›οΈβ¬œοΈβ¬›οΈβ¬œοΈNUFCβ¬œοΈβ¬›οΈβ¬œοΈβ¬›οΈβ¬œοΈβ¬›πŸŸ° "Dance like everybody can go fuck themselves" - Buddha, off his head on Es and whizz in a Sheffield nightclub sometime in 1995

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Disaster capitalists only really want the suggestion of a disaster, they dont want an actual disaster - at least not one for them

09.03.2026 11:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Seeing a lot of pundits** writing us off for the home game against Barca tmw

I kinda like that to be honest

#NUFC Underdog feels familiar

** ex-players who only bother to watch us when we're playing a "big" team

09.03.2026 11:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Good news everybody!

09.03.2026 10:58 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He's destabilised the markets enough to make big profits and opened the door for his russian master, he can find a quick symbolic win and say job done. Anything else and his psychopathy is self-destructive

09.03.2026 10:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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What Newcastle must do before β€˜the biggest game in their history’ against Barcelona Eddie Howe surprised many by hyping up the arrival of Barcelona. The magnitude of the match is lost on nobody on Tyneside and beyond

⚫ Ramsey & Joelinton in, Woltemade out πŸ”„
βšͺ Rapid, pressing front 3 πŸƒ
⚫ Rediscover defensive resilience 🧱
βšͺ Take chances - unlike vs #MCFC (& Barcelona last time) 🀞

πŸ‘€ How #NUFC can beat #FCB & win what Howe calls "biggest game in club's history":
www.nytimes.com/athletic/709...

09.03.2026 07:58 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Image uploaded from tweet

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πŸš¨βš’οΈ Callum Wilson has agreed to sign new deal at West Ham, all done with the striker who accepted all conditions. The agreement will be valid until June 2027, one more season as @McGrathMike reported.

09.03.2026 10:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Does FIFA do a prize for economics

09.03.2026 09:55 β€” πŸ‘ 386    πŸ” 120    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 3

Well, the attack on Iran will end up killing thousands and raise gas prices while strengthening Russia, but at least it won't distract from the fact that the President of the United States raped children. Jesus Christ, we are in hell.

09.03.2026 07:40 β€” πŸ‘ 697    πŸ” 164    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 5

Northern Europe?? How do people this stupid get away with this kind of crap - apart from the fact their audience is even dumber

09.03.2026 10:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, I guess. Pedri Gavi De Jong probably their strongest midfield 3 I think? But Pedri is a class above without a doubt.

09.03.2026 10:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Laziest take itw

09.03.2026 09:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Capitalism works by putting us in competition with each other - it creates innovation/profits in times of plenty and keeps the workers fighting each other when resources are scarce

09.03.2026 09:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They're strong up front medium in the middle and weak at the back, we're medium front and back and strong in the middle so 🀞🀞

09.03.2026 09:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Ministry - Stigmata (Video Version)
YouTube video by Warner Records Vault Ministry - Stigmata (Video Version)

Dark Wave coming in hot.

09.03.2026 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 100    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

09.03.2026 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 12373    πŸ” 3204    πŸ’¬ 152    πŸ“Œ 92

Cue "that immigrant wants your cookie" murdoch meme πŸ™„

Fuckin arseholes

09.03.2026 08:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I lived in Glasgow for a few years with a Chiara from Belfast and the son of the Scottish lawyer who stole the stone of scone and they totally radicalised me

Fuck the bluenose english bastards 😁

09.03.2026 07:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Price gouging follows oil price spikes like night follows day

who benefits from a workforce so mired in debt and desperate to scrape a living that they cant take time to think or fight back?

they might also be the same people rolling back human rights laws and worker protections.. πŸ€”

09.03.2026 07:25 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
A day in the life of a WSL2 manager | Tanya Oxtoby
YouTube video by Newcastle United A day in the life of a WSL2 manager | Tanya Oxtoby

What a treat, we get to follow Tanya for a day in the life in this official club video!

#NUFC #NUWFC #NUFCWomen #WSL2 #WSL #woso

09.03.2026 06:44 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah bollocks

08.03.2026 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of a man wearing sunglasses and an orange hat that says bait shop ALT: a cartoon of a man wearing sunglasses and an orange hat that says bait shop
08.03.2026 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
ROAD TO NEWCASTLE | FC Barcelona πŸ”΅πŸ”΄
YouTube video by FC Barcelona ROAD TO NEWCASTLE | FC Barcelona πŸ”΅πŸ”΄

#NUFC

08.03.2026 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Likely Barca team tmw #NUFC

08.03.2026 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope so

08.03.2026 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Koni De Winter with an excellent performance in the Derby della Madonnina.

One of the biggest positives in Italian football in recent months.

Consistent, composed, concentrated, and mature.

2026 has been superb so far for the 23-year-old Milan centre-back. πŸ”΄βš«οΈπŸ‡§πŸ‡ͺ

08.03.2026 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seems plausible

08.03.2026 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I suspect he'll do that, but ramsdale has had decent games for us and we're so much better for having a keeper that can play with the defenders at the back

08.03.2026 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thats a decent bucket list of bands 😁

I wish I'd seen Rolling Stones, Guns n Roses (pre 1st split) and Prince.

08.03.2026 21:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

βœ…οΈB'mouth (h) FA
❌️City (h) ELC
↔️Wolves (a)
βœ…οΈPSV (h) UCL
❌️Villa (h)
↔️PSG (a) UCL
❌️L'pool (a)
❌️City (a) ELC
❌️Brentford (h)
βœ…οΈSpurs (a)
βœ…οΈVilla (a) FA
βœ…οΈQBag (a) UCL
❌️City (a)
βœ…οΈQBag (h) UCL
❌️Everton (h)
βœ…οΈMan U (h)
❌️City (h) FA

Barca (h) UCL
Chelsea(a)
Barca (a) UCL
Sund (h)
Palace (a)
B'mouth (h)
#nufc

08.03.2026 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

REM fuckin rocked btw, every so often they come up in the shuffle and it's never a bad song

08.03.2026 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0