#NUFC
05.03.2026 14:23 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@greyeyemagpie.bsky.social
๐ฐโฌโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธNUFCโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ๐ฐ "Dance like everybody can go fuck themselves" - Buddha, off his head on Es and whizz in a Sheffield nightclub sometime in 1995
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05.03.2026 14:23 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0It was your turn! You did the thing!
05.03.2026 12:56 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Watching the game back Elanga messed up lotta final balls, but his general play looks better than it has last couple games, back to his improvement track I hope
Nothing earth shattering but definitely pulled himself together bit. If he comes good for us, these here are the hard yards for him
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BTW, Crystal Palace is the earliest return game for Bruno G ๐ #NUFC
05.03.2026 07:50 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 0
And we play all three teams between us and 8th before the end of the season.. 2 of those 3 games at home
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Meaningless stat really but felt very LOUD since Bruno got injured and could've played on their minds if it'd gone on too long. Desperate for el capitao to return but for now Big Joe is filling that heartbeat and despite gap
He's also playing for a fringe spot in the brazil world cup squad too
And we play all three teams between us and 8th before the end of the season.. 2 of those 3 games at home
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Think we mostly accepted finishing midtable this season but with 9 games to go worth noting the first possible Conf league spot is 4 points away and the first poss europa is 5 #NUFC
Chelsea (a)
Sunlun (h)
Crystal Palace (a)
Bournemouth (h)
Arsenal (a)
Brighton (h)
Forest (a)
West Ham (h)
Fulham (a)
๐ฏ if he can keep this kind of form going at least until Bruno is back, things might not be quite the write-off after all
05.03.2026 07:21 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
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๏ธB'mouth (h) FA
โ๏ธCity (h) ELC
โ๏ธWolves (a)
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๏ธPSV (h) UCL
โ๏ธVilla (h)
โ๏ธPSG (a) UCL
โ๏ธL'pool (a)
โ๏ธCity (a) ELC
โ๏ธBrentford (h)
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๏ธSpurs (a)
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๏ธVilla (a) FA
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๏ธQBag (a) UCL
โ๏ธCity (a)
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๏ธQBag (h) UCL
โ๏ธEverton (h)
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๏ธMan U (h)
City (h) FA
Barca (h) UCL
Chelsea(a)
Barca (a) UCL
Sund (h)
Palace (a)
B'mouth (h)
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Osula and Eddie on Osula practicing the same goal in training #NUFC
05.03.2026 07:13 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Football should only be watched in (Brazilian) Portuguese.
#SoundOn
#nufc
#golaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaรงooooo
He really did. Was nice to see a bit of that from him.
05.03.2026 06:45 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Yeah, thats what I meant by dumb. Just random and pointless. Still, made the victory sweeter
05.03.2026 06:13 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Morning! Newcastle always tend to be up for a game against Man U. And we maybe needed those points a bit more than you.
05.03.2026 05:01 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
trying tricks, flicks, and dribbling out of space
Seen more of this since he came back into the team, either its just what he wants to do now or he knows that without Bruno we need him to step in with some Samba magic
Whatever the case, gonna watch it back later and enjoy our ยฃ40m monster #NUFC
Dumb red card for Ramsey, saves to play his way into the team from Ramsdale, all defenders busting a gut, Tonali and Gordon and Willock constant running
Most of all when I woke up, I remembered Joelinton's performance
Not just his usual physical bombastic self, he was carrying the ball and
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Anthony Gordonโs goal from last night was made by Anthony Gordon winning the ball back, Anthony Gordon running with the ball for half the pitch and then Anthony Gordon winning a penalty, which Antony Gordon scored.
The record books will show that he โdidnโt score from open play thoughโ #nufc
I expected Hall to keep Mbeumo quiet - hes a brilliant LB - but I was happily surprised that Trippier did so well against Cunha. And Sesko was kept out of it by Burn/Thiaw. Really it was only Bruno Fernandes who was able to hurt us, otherwise you lot were fairly quiet
You're still favourite for UCL
Since the start of 2026 (last 9 games) #NUFC lead the way for the quality of chances created from all Set Pieces and also specifically from corners.
05.03.2026 01:22 โ ๐ 17 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 5 ๐ 0Newcastle United will never be defeated. #nufc
04.03.2026 23:27 โ ๐ 80 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 2Fucks sake
04.03.2026 23:03 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I think he misses Saturday, plays v
Chelsea?
Not sure now
04.03.2026 22:54 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0For some reason I thought it was the league game he missed, but I guess thats just for europe
04.03.2026 22:54 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0Its like Bambi took too much cocaine and the someone told him it was the man U goalie who killed his mum, classic
04.03.2026 22:53 โ ๐ 14 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 011 year-old William Osula is presented with an award as the winner of Manchester United's Soccer Schools World Skills Final in 2014. Tweet features a picture of baby Will getting his prize from Bryan Robson and Gary Pallister.
From the other place...
04.03.2026 22:48 โ ๐ 48 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1
Playing with ten players for the entire second-half, but you wouldn't have thought it.
Exceptional shift, lads! ๐