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๐ŸŸฐโฌ›โฌœ๏ธโฌ›๏ธโฌœ๏ธโฌ›๏ธโฌœ๏ธNUFCโฌœ๏ธโฌ›๏ธโฌœ๏ธโฌ›๏ธโฌœ๏ธโฌ›๐ŸŸฐ "Dance like everybody can go fuck themselves" - Buddha, off his head on Es and whizz in a Sheffield nightclub sometime in 1995

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Rashford At The Double! ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ | Newcastle 1-2 Barcelona | UEFA Champions League Highlights
YouTube video by TNT Sports Football Rashford At The Double! ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ | Newcastle 1-2 Barcelona | UEFA Champions League Highlights

#NUFC

05.03.2026 14:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 14:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 12:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was your turn! You did the thing!

05.03.2026 12:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Watching the game back Elanga messed up lotta final balls, but his general play looks better than it has last couple games, back to his improvement track I hope

Nothing earth shattering but definitely pulled himself together bit. If he comes good for us, these here are the hard yards for him

#NUFC

05.03.2026 09:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BTW, Crystal Palace is the earliest return game for Bruno G ๐Ÿ˜ #NUFC

05.03.2026 07:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And we play all three teams between us and 8th before the end of the season.. 2 of those 3 games at home

#NUFC

05.03.2026 07:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Meaningless stat really but felt very LOUD since Bruno got injured and could've played on their minds if it'd gone on too long. Desperate for el capitao to return but for now Big Joe is filling that heartbeat and despite gap

He's also playing for a fringe spot in the brazil world cup squad too

05.03.2026 07:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And we play all three teams between us and 8th before the end of the season.. 2 of those 3 games at home

#NUFC

05.03.2026 07:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Think we mostly accepted finishing midtable this season but with 9 games to go worth noting the first possible Conf league spot is 4 points away and the first poss europa is 5 #NUFC

Chelsea (a)
Sunlun (h)
Crystal Palace (a)
Bournemouth (h)
Arsenal (a)
Brighton (h)
Forest (a)
West Ham (h)
Fulham (a)

05.03.2026 07:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

๐Ÿ’ฏ if he can keep this kind of form going at least until Bruno is back, things might not be quite the write-off after all

05.03.2026 07:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โœ…๏ธB'mouth (h) FA
โŒ๏ธCity (h) ELC
โ†”๏ธWolves (a)
โœ…๏ธPSV (h) UCL
โŒ๏ธVilla (h)
โ†”๏ธPSG (a) UCL
โŒ๏ธL'pool (a)
โŒ๏ธCity (a) ELC
โŒ๏ธBrentford (h)
โœ…๏ธSpurs (a)
โœ…๏ธVilla (a) FA
โœ…๏ธQBag (a) UCL
โŒ๏ธCity (a)
โœ…๏ธQBag (h) UCL
โŒ๏ธEverton (h)
โœ…๏ธMan U (h)

City (h) FA
Barca (h) UCL
Chelsea(a)
Barca (a) UCL
Sund (h)
Palace (a)
B'mouth (h)
#nufc

05.03.2026 07:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Osula and Eddie on Osula practicing the same goal in training #NUFC

05.03.2026 07:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Football should only be watched in (Brazilian) Portuguese.
#SoundOn
#nufc
#golaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaรงooooo

04.03.2026 23:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

He really did. Was nice to see a bit of that from him.

05.03.2026 06:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, thats what I meant by dumb. Just random and pointless. Still, made the victory sweeter

05.03.2026 06:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Morning! Newcastle always tend to be up for a game against Man U. And we maybe needed those points a bit more than you.

05.03.2026 05:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

trying tricks, flicks, and dribbling out of space

Seen more of this since he came back into the team, either its just what he wants to do now or he knows that without Bruno we need him to step in with some Samba magic

Whatever the case, gonna watch it back later and enjoy our ยฃ40m monster #NUFC

05.03.2026 04:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dumb red card for Ramsey, saves to play his way into the team from Ramsdale, all defenders busting a gut, Tonali and Gordon and Willock constant running

Most of all when I woke up, I remembered Joelinton's performance

Not just his usual physical bombastic self, he was carrying the ball and

#NUFC

05.03.2026 04:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Anthony Gordonโ€™s goal from last night was made by Anthony Gordon winning the ball back, Anthony Gordon running with the ball for half the pitch and then Anthony Gordon winning a penalty, which Antony Gordon scored.

The record books will show that he โ€œdidnโ€™t score from open play thoughโ€ #nufc

05.03.2026 04:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 99    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I expected Hall to keep Mbeumo quiet - hes a brilliant LB - but I was happily surprised that Trippier did so well against Cunha. And Sesko was kept out of it by Burn/Thiaw. Really it was only Bruno Fernandes who was able to hurt us, otherwise you lot were fairly quiet

You're still favourite for UCL

05.03.2026 04:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Since the start of 2026 (last 9 games) #NUFC lead the way for the quality of chances created from all Set Pieces and also specifically from corners.

05.03.2026 01:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Newcastle United will never be defeated. #nufc

04.03.2026 23:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 80    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Fucks sake

04.03.2026 23:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think he misses Saturday, plays v
Chelsea?

04.03.2026 22:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not sure now

04.03.2026 22:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For some reason I thought it was the league game he missed, but I guess thats just for europe

04.03.2026 22:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Its like Bambi took too much cocaine and the someone told him it was the man U goalie who killed his mum, classic

04.03.2026 22:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
11 year-old William Osula is presented with an award as the winner of Manchester United's Soccer Schools World Skills Final in 2014.

Tweet features a picture of baby Will getting his prize from Bryan Robson and Gary Pallister.

11 year-old William Osula is presented with an award as the winner of Manchester United's Soccer Schools World Skills Final in 2014. Tweet features a picture of baby Will getting his prize from Bryan Robson and Gary Pallister.

From the other place...

04.03.2026 22:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 48    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Playing with ten players for the entire second-half, but you wouldn't have thought it.

Exceptional shift, lads! ๐Ÿ™Œ

04.03.2026 22:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 202    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3