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My name is Chris and I'm a Newcastle United fan I like other stuff too, but that's not important right now πŸŸ°β¬›β¬œοΈβ¬›οΈβ¬œοΈβ¬›οΈβ¬œοΈNU⬛️FCβ¬œοΈβ¬›οΈβ¬œοΈβ¬›οΈβ¬œοΈβ¬›πŸŸ°

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Newcastle’s attack is finally showing signs of life in the post-Isak era It has taken a little while – and a dollop of angst – but Eddie Howe's side are clicking up front without their former star striker

Consecutive victories for the first time this season, an unchanged team, six goals, two clean sheets …

Was that sound something clicking for #NUFC?

www.nytimes.com/athletic/669...

06.10.2025 07:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

there's always reasons buddy, you might just not have found them yet. or them not found you. I'm no expert but I tend to focus on the small things to enjoy moments while the big things take their time. hope you're OK.

06.10.2025 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought the same. Elanga will end the season as our first choice rw no doubt but Murphy just slots right in atm and gives us some stability and reliable creativity on the right

05.10.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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He was after one of these all night on Wednesday as well! Congrats Bruno 🀣

#NUFC

05.10.2025 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#nufc fuck the rat πŸ€

05.10.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Tonali is superb, Thiaw was a steal.

05.10.2025 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

man U and villa beneath Newcastle 😎

we'll be 6th, maybe chasing 5th again..

05.10.2025 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Here’s how the #PremierLeague table looks going into the international break.

05.10.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yep, being aware of your own limits is vital when you have the ball around your own penalty area 😁

05.10.2025 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#NUFC

05.10.2025 19:19 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I like big Nick and I cannot lie:

He runs like a Dutch farmer, but his effort, compete levels and all around contribution to the game far exceed Isak who rarely looked arsed.

More than happy with our lanky German striker and his hilariously tiny socks. #nufc

05.10.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nick Woltemade's 3rd Premier League goal moves him above Sammy Ameobi, Phil Jones, Jozy Altidore and Wout Weghorst in the Premier League all-time goalscorers table.

05.10.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
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The Fotmob of Woltemade from today

He is looking sharper every game and the team are working him out as well

This is just silly if we lose our "best in europe" striker only to go out and buy a unicorn player who breaks the mold and bangs in the goals straight away

#NUFC

05.10.2025 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was the same, absolute confusion for a second

05.10.2025 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what a heart-in-mouth penalty that is!

05.10.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Woltemade penalty in real time

#NUFC

05.10.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

Having athletic and mobile centre backs πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡³πŸ‡±who are good with the ball at their feet and read the game well is such an alien feeling

Schar obviously has that but minus the pace, and Burn has a lot of that but minus the composure on the ball

These two have it all it appears.. 😁
#NUFC

05.10.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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When you know Anderson did #NUFC a favour but you can't prove it:

05.10.2025 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

he looked a little terse but I just took it as media duties being a bit inconvenient. he's probably got 45mibs with them after the game before half of them head off on international duty

05.10.2025 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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UNITED ✊

05.10.2025 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 265    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 5

and we actually were 😍

05.10.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yep. we've added two young ish cbs and two young fullbacks, but all our depth is the old geezers. we need another young cb and at least one or two young fullbacks

05.10.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Inseparable

05.10.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

it's a pretty solid foundation. We're defensively sound, which is never a bad thing, with attacking options to come back from injury and a building understanding between the new players. Not setting anything on fire yet, but feels like some momentum slowly gathering.

05.10.2025 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was thinking the same. very happy being centre of attention and he's friendly with the media. Howe talking about him joking around with the squad already

05.10.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Magpies Topple Penis Tree

05.10.2025 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

both of those could work.

Or yahtzee?

05.10.2025 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the return of the toon starboy

05.10.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I know right, for a millisecond I thought it was going over πŸ‘€πŸ˜

this kid is special/unusual

05.10.2025 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Big Nick you are setting entirely unrealistic expectations now!! 😍😍😍

and another clean sheet. nice.

05.10.2025 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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