Keith Roysdon

Keith Roysdon

@keithroysdon.bsky.social

Writer of fiction, true crime and pop culture. My 1984-set YA crime novel THAT OCTOBER is out now! Coming in 2026: my crime novel SEVEN ANGELS, winner 2021 Hugh Holton Award for Best Unpublished Novel from MWA-Midwest. MWA, SinC. keithroysdon dot com

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Nothing says “everything is under control” like someone constantly yelling at everyone not to panic

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Find What You Love and Let It Kill You #2 — a PUNK NOIR Magazine series Photograph: Michael Montfort  It’s Friday the 13th and Welcome to Issue Two of  Find What You Love and Let It Kill You This Friday’s issue is a good example of why I enjoy being an editor…

Very happy that my story Frank is included in this edition of Punk Noir Press. You should read it because:

1. It’s about a dog.

2. It’s 300 words long.

3. The dog doesn’t die.

punknoirmagazine.wordpress.com/2026/03/13/f...

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Not only is Trump undermining the First Amendment, he’s bragging about it.

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I miss all this and ten years of progress on race and gender diversity, climate change, housing the unhoused, treating the sick and every little thing that makes humans humane. He and his grifting troll sycophants have bled our lives for ten years. They’re a blight.

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Punk Noir Press The Only Crime Is Getting Caught

PUNK NOIR serves Round 2 of its "Find what you love and let it kill you" series. 8 new tales of bikers, shopaholics, and music fans dying while doing what they love, told by terrific authors including: @drewgum.bsky.social @jdclappwrites.bsky.social.
punknoirmagazine.wordpress.com/punk-noir-ma...

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So much great writing here.

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FIGHTING WORDS anthology Praise for FIGHTING WORDS

FIGHTING WORDS, the anthology with my story A FIGHTING LIFE, got some praise from Kirkus for its peerless audio version!

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This weekend, read a book. Any book. A serious book. A frivolous book. A cozy book. A bodice ripper. A fantasy escape. An old favorite. A new release. Go to a library or bookstore, pick five that seem interesting, read all the first pages, then take the one that grabs your interest the most.

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I miss all this and ten years of progress on race and gender diversity, climate change, housing the unhoused, treating the sick and every little thing that makes humans humane. He and his grifting troll sycophants have bled our lives for ten years. They’re a blight.

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Looks we’re in the beginnings of yet another Red Scare, and this Texas jury just handed the government the keys to prosecute us

Plan accordingly, and don’t let this deter you from doing good antifascist work. Solidarity with the Prairieland defendants

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Judging from the preview, next week’s episode of “The Pitt” deals with heavily armed kidnappers, who are part of a terrorist organization, invading the Emergency Department.

IYKYK

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They’re bunkering down to avoid the guillotines.

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6-Episode Problem: In which I am forced to wish for longer TV seasons I grew up in the 1960s and `1970s – ha! I bet you thought I was a youngster, huh? – and TV was a huge part of our lives. Obviously. This was during a period when weekly episodic TV seri…

Have you ever wished for a return to the days of 22-episode TV seasons?

I haven't.

But the extreme brevity - six episodes or even fewer - of today's series have me looking back fondly.

On my site:

keithroysdon.com/2026/03/12/6...

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Drunk or psycho?

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Instead of spending money to find new authors with new ideas, let’s keep spraying edges on books that were popular ten years ago and keep the same ten people on the best sellers list.

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Ummmm

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A graphic showing the books The Little Coffee Shop of Terrors (yellow, with a bloody coffee cup), Four Weddings and a Funeral Director (pink and blue, showing a blonde woman handing some wilted flowers to a Hugh Grant-looking guy), 10 Things I Hate About Zombies (two Portland hipsters fighting off zombies)

It's Friday the 13th! Did you know that I write mildly scary, incredibly silly romcoms as Hazel Graves?

Book 3 is out in September!

www.harpercollins.com/search?q=haz...

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6-Episode Problem: In which I am forced to wish for longer TV seasons I grew up in the 1960s and `1970s – ha! I bet you thought I was a youngster, huh? – and TV was a huge part of our lives. Obviously. This was during a period when weekly episodic TV seri…

Have you ever wished for a return to the days of 22-episode TV seasons?

I haven't.

But the extreme brevity - six episodes or even fewer - of today's series have me looking back fondly.

On my site:

keithroysdon.com/2026/03/12/6...

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Judging from the preview, next week’s episode of “The Pitt” deals with heavily armed kidnappers, who are part of a terrorist organization, invading the Emergency Department.

IYKYK

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Wrote another book! 🎃 ☀️

Cruel Summerween (by me, writing as Heather Spellman) is available 16 July!

www.panmacmillan.com/authors/heat...

#BookSky

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A screenshot from the TV show shogun where someone is saying “I assume it’s proper for you to commit seppuku at once“

Stephen Miller to Hegseth in about 2 months

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It's only 8:30 am and we already have today's Quiet Part Outloud winner

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It’s that kind of day when my phone doesn’t even bother to send me individual notifications of all the items on my Reminders list. “You have 9 new reminders.” Thanks dude.

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Oh, and by the way, do you know anybody who wants a werewolf coming-of-age story? Lol.

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I’ve got a folder full. I try them again somewhere else and often find takers because this is all subjective.

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I wonder if he ever thinks about how he's the most hated person on earth and when he dies his grave will be a mass urinal

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Thanks, Susan.

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Absolutely correct. Just as with a gun, you don't plot a world-affecting breakdown in shipping without having introduced it first.

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Dark forest. An agent's guide to The Blessing Returned. Adult fantasy. 98,000 words. Dark forest. Pitch. Idealistic Hana Hahl lives in a world that is slowly dying after a failed quest to bring back magic. The only ones left with power are self-serving royals and dark mages, while desperation has given rise to an anti-magic order. Caught up in a mystical event, Hana is blessed with an immense power that could restore nature to the world. As Hana struggles to control the overwhelming force, Lady Kalyn Nossi, the only known survivor of the disastrous quest, directs her to the one person who can help her. Matthias Azel, the failed chosen one, reluctantly agrees to teach Hana while concealing his past from her. Accompanied by Kalyn and a charismatic prince with a dangerous secret, they journey to seek answers about Hana’s destiny. They fend off demonic threats and the anti-magic forces as Hana struggles with magic that seems to resist her and a growing fear that the world isn’t meant to be saved. A dark forest. Snippet.  She took a cautious step forward, unaware she was in a spectral form. Little drops of shimmering light followed her path, dissolving into the ground. “But this has to be a sign?” Grass grew where the light fell, delicate bits of nature that should be impossible. “Maybe it’s returning!”
 The young woman spoke with such bright reverence as if life was a fairy tale and magic was all they needed for a happy ending. It was as if she couldn’t see the shadows approaching her. The inevitable death.
 “Magic should never return.”
 After speaking those words, he sprang forward and shoved her away from the shadows. Pain rocked him as soon as he touched her. The scorching mystical agony tore a scream out of him, but it kept her away from the unearthly menace, and the shock did what he intended.
 Sent him back to his body. A dark forest. Comps. Nausicaä. One Dark Window. The Starless Crown. Godkiller. Final Fantasy VII Remake. Tropes. Chosen One (s)? Ecofantasy. Dieselpunk. Grumpy/Sunshine. LGBTQIA+. Multi POV.

NAUSICAÄ X FF7

Hana is sure she’s the chosen one, meant to save the world, even if her magic is resisting her and the previous chosen one insists she isn’t. Pursued by enemies, she must learn if this is her destiny or if it was a mystical mistake. #questpit #F #A #Q #agentguide

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Trump is the leader of the pedophile protection party.

Trump is in the Epstein files 38,000 times.

Trump wrote to Epstein about their “wonderful secret.”

Trump flew on Epstein’s private jet (and lied.)

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