ApacheSmash❗️@Shed2.0

Partner: Oh my god I am so sick I need sleep
Me: Oh baby get some rest do what you need to do
Partner (one hour later):

System of a Down

Yeah but I just say it anyway

You have to explain to me how to play it though

If you start telling me we should reorder society based around this thing you got into last week

It better be Warhammer

It's funny experiencing people who have recently converted to Christianity and especially Catholicism for lets say

Political reasons

Then try to lecture me on the religion

They are absolutely clueless and it's genuinely one of my top subjects

I went to a school called 'Christ The King' ffs

Mean girls scene with subtitles. On October 3rd he asked me what day it was. "It's October 3rd."

Happy October 3rd to those who celebrate

Person with ADHD hates waiting

More news at 10

Imagine everyday you wake up

This is what you talk about, this is what you think about

It’s so pathetic

The meme reads "What my dreams look like 5 mins before my alarm puts me in fight or flight" It's a scene with a metropolitan highway rest stop with a gas station and McDonald's etc along with Jack and Brian all in the Halo ring and other shit

There's a lot to like about it, just not really engaged with the story

Don’t worry guys @apachesmash.bsky.social taught me everything I know about Metal Gear Solid 3

Dawntrail is one of the Final Fantasy XIV expansions of all time

It's where the flavour comes from

That's why the customers keep coming back

BRINGING THIS BACK!

Are you submitting a game for #AGDQ26 and are nervous about your draft?

Let me help! Talk with me, we can get some details sorted and condition the mindset so you can pitch your BEST for the charity effort(and have FUN doing it)!

No purchase necessary, results may vary😅

The thing is, if you have a proclivity for old media you can just

You can just play that stuff

Never at any point in history has it been easier to just like
"play old video games"

Emulators, patches, mods

Any video game from the past is so easy to obtain, go WILD my friend

Kinda reminds me of

Another Brit that can't live in my home until next year.

When I was trying to think of a gift for the MGSCON staff, I thought something by @othatsraspberry.com would be perfect (we all adore her & her comics)!

Little did I know they would be sneaky after the fact and get her to make one for me as well 🥹 thank you guys so much!

Speedrunners love to put "Best Possible Time" in their splits but then you watch them and they're having the worst possible time.

Considering a brief return to streaming for a One Game One Stream of Clair Obscur: Expedition 33

Happy Bisexual Day

Pic related

I've never been happier since moving away from that type of discourse

Freddie Wong doing stuff

I wish him all the success in the world

Absolutely no respect for Mr Squirrel in this post

My little butterball turkey

You don’t say.

You just do.

Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score

I miss her

Can't imagine it was easy to pitch House of the Dragon to HBO

"It's just like Game of Thrones except there's 41 characters called Eggo"

"Won't that be confusing for audiences?"

"Yeah it doesn't go great for the characters in the show either"