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@apachesmash.bsky.social

I play Metal Gear occasionally @kendricklamario.bsky.social <3

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Latest posts by apachesmash.bsky.social on Bluesky

You should play Dialogue 3-D by Ramsey Nasser

04.02.2026 07:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Terrible day for people with hyperphantasia

04.02.2026 06:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don't LIKE House music

I fucking love it

03.02.2026 22:13 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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facebook memories reminding me of this Very Silly thing i did for my 17th birthday lmfao

03.02.2026 20:51 — 👍 10    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Nice one Sony but genuinely I'd rather shit in my hand and clap thanks

03.02.2026 19:05 — 👍 29    🔁 2    💬 4    📌 0

As your lawyer, I am advising you to keep talking

03.02.2026 17:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Breaking: The number 1 detective in Paris has been dispatched to Elon Musk's offices.

03.02.2026 12:25 — 👍 329    🔁 55    💬 22    📌 7
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A collection of strange guys doing strange stuff

03.02.2026 15:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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You're right

02.02.2026 23:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You can feel the money haemorrhaging through the screen in real time

If you think this is even remotely good or interesting or bodes well for the future I have to assume your brain was replaced with a ham sandwich

02.02.2026 19:49 — 👍 37    🔁 3    💬 4    📌 0
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It is time ...

Over the weekend, you have been generously donating your time and money for #UKSGRed26. After a good night's sleep, we can confirm that the amount raised for @crisis-uk.bsky.social is

£4808.92!

As always, we cannot thank you enough for helping us with such an important cause! 🤩😍❤

02.02.2026 19:32 — 👍 46    🔁 10    💬 1    📌 2

Quite often I scroll when I do know what they are talking about, these days

02.02.2026 16:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If you genuinely get upset at vague-posting. You have an unhealthy relationship with the internet

Because why are you mad at not knowing what a stranger is talking about. If I don’t know what someone is talking about I just scroll lmao

02.02.2026 16:19 — 👍 82    🔁 17    💬 10    📌 2

Congrats on the worst version of MGS2 which is still better than 99.9% of games

02.02.2026 16:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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We can all agree who the biggest loser is

02.02.2026 05:04 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Much love to @snackpigeon.bsky.social and @nikoheart.com for the commentary

Fully taking that pressure off me with their banter

Great lads

01.02.2026 20:35 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I’m really so happy to get this in an event and successfully pull it off

It’s stressful doing this kind of run I have no idea why I put myself through it sometimes

Resident Evil 2 Claire 1st Hardcore No Save No Damage

01.02.2026 16:41 — 👍 57    🔁 5    💬 4    📌 1

Commentating this

Right now

01.02.2026 15:01 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Am fucking cracked m8

01.02.2026 14:57 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Why does everyone think I'm going to get in trouble?

@ApacheSmash.bsky.social has returned once again to #UKSGRed26 with #ResidentEvil 2 (2019) - Claire A Hardcore No Save No Damage

Show no mercy by going over to twitch.tv/uksgmarathon

01.02.2026 13:30 — 👍 5    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
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This is what happens when you sit on his sofa

01.02.2026 04:15 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Went in the practice room at UKSG, thought I saw a group of gamers playing something

I said “Wow video games look unreal these days, that’s incredible“

They were watching Royal Rumble

01.02.2026 04:10 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Whenever I bring up the dog’s sofa people are surprised he has his own sofa but like

If he didn’t have a sofa, where would he sit to watch his tv?

01.02.2026 03:55 — 👍 21    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
01.02.2026 03:41 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can

01.02.2026 03:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
01.02.2026 03:27 — 👍 16    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I give that run a B+

01.02.2026 00:09 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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