@goddess-matt.bsky.social
e’erybody say oink
the only two truly inevitable things in life are 1) death and 2) this man remaking his profile
07.10.2025 01:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 03XL jockstrap… goddamn, fatass 🐽 show us the backside sometime 🔥
02.10.2025 22:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0even your fingers have fattened up
20.09.2025 00:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0oof, or oink? 🐽
20.09.2025 00:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the wide-set waddles… the moaning while cramming food in… 😮💨
10.09.2025 14:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0face got faaaaat
06.09.2025 19:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the deeeeeep W on that lower belly is telling 🐽
02.09.2025 15:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
disney needs more big girl representation like this 😔
27.08.2025 03:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“those of you”
as if anyone could resist yours
knew it. i’ve got a gift 🐽
19.08.2025 14:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 062 inches of piggy pork
16.08.2025 23:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0350 is definitely the new 250 in my mind. anything under 300 seems so normal/civ
14.08.2025 03:03 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0an broken record spouting obesity-related content? i’m listening all day long🙂↕️
01.08.2025 14:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the shaved fatpad is everything
26.07.2025 02:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
LaBarbara from Futurama, in a pink jumpsuit
Everyone’s talking about Labubu but I’m still talking about LaBarbara
21.07.2025 01:02 — 👍 242 🔁 29 💬 6 📌 4“softening into moobs” lmao they’ve been moobs for a while, chubs
20.07.2025 18:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“You’re still using x?”
09.07.2025 16:34 — 👍 35 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0curious 👉🏼👈🏼
28.06.2025 01:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0that’s a faaaat can on that piggy
22.06.2025 03:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0chubbed up fatpad and lovehandles
20.06.2025 17:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0at this point… might as well see how fat they look if you go smooth 😈
13.06.2025 03:57 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0is the cardboard tube full of snacks?? i’m feeling old too
11.06.2025 02:30 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I think about him a lot
03.06.2025 00:14 — 👍 187 🔁 14 💬 7 📌 1
A 1980s or '90s ad featuring a businessman recoiling in horror at the sight of an envelope zipping around his office in a shower of electric sparks to land on his desk. The text below this image simply reads: "What the heck is Electronic Mail?"
Me, logging on to work after the long weekend
26.05.2025 18:36 — 👍 3523 🔁 728 💬 13 📌 21(respectfully) opening wide
18.05.2025 04:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the bbw-esque roll forming under your tits on your belly… it’s like you’re growing ANOTHER pair of mommy milkers 😮💨
18.05.2025 04:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0the way you’ve visibly moved into a new level of obesity lately 🤤
04.05.2025 19:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A business woman in a grey skirt suit, pointing a rifle at a boxy 90s PC
trying to switch off the AI bloatware that has been pinned to the top of every single menu in every single app
26.04.2025 21:30 — 👍 20676 🔁 6624 💬 82 📌 128
