Judge Fedd

It’s his day.

It’s just…I mean…it kind of seems like you might be, though?

Isn’t that how you become a gluttony demon though 🤔

How dare you, I’ll have you know that—no, yeah, you’re right, I definitely got high and binge ate, got me fair and square tbh

Way to find that silver lining, even if it was inside a fast food wrapper ☺️

A face that I would happily shove into my belly 🥰

Y-yes’m

Indeed, you’re positively swollen with fitness

You don’t say

Listen if you want me to kms, there are kinder ways to ask than suggesting I take up running 😭

I seem to have somehow pulled a muscle in my taint and I am in hell. Do I push ahead with deadlifts tonight, risking further injury and prolapsing? Or do I play it safe by staying home, smoking a joint, and binge eating? Stay tuned for the thrilling conclusion

This has been such a satisfying thread to read, I do love a good comeuppance arc 😌🍿 *popcorn crunching noises*

Cooper laying back naked with a mustache

Had a little accident with the beard trimmer but I think it turned out fine

Simply astounding proportions 😮‍💨

Only jocks I wear are the comfy ones

Still in time for Tummy Tuesday!

And it’s not just for bottoms!! HPV can spread through any exchange of bodily fluid—including oral sex and maybe even just making out. Even if you already have HPV, the vaccine can still reduce your likelihood of getting HPV-related cancers and reduce the likelihood of spreading the infection.

You bottom pigs have got to talk to your primary care about the HPV vaccine if you haven’t already. Please do this for yourself and your fellow pigs. 🙏 🐷

A triptych of memes that perfectly encapsulates the last time we had a heated imaginary argument in the Silly Little Game, can’t wait to see what happens this time

Okay but hear me out: make it a freaky big dude, we do the double feature at Alamo Drafthouse, and we order apps and entrees at both flicks and then stop for ice cream on the way home

* in your DMs being thirsty, I mean. I’ve also reconnected with some lovely people and resumed some paused friendships. That’s been the one bright spot of all of this and they are welcome in the DMs lol

Isn’t it amazing to observe who suddenly finds your number after 10 years of radio silence and then is suddenly in your DMs every other day

Mirror selfie in a gym

Mirror selfie in a locker room

Here’s me doing some weekend warrior ish because workouts don’t count unless you selfie, right? 💪

a cartoon character is standing next to a table with the words awooga . ALT: a cartoon character is standing next to a table with the words awooga .

And furthermore:

Officially retiring these lmao

On behalf of everyone everywhere I am *begging* you not to 🥵

Currently contemplating the tiger to pig pipeline in this sense 🥴

That’s a heaping helping of pork right there 😮‍💨

Every day.