William Salyers

There is something deeply broken about an economy that creates trillionaires while people get buried under the cost of living and 42 million go hungry. The ultra-rich should realize that my Billionaires Income Tax, aimed at ensuring they pay their fair share, represents the moderate path forward.

Brooooo… the Regular Show cast is coming to ECCC from March 5-8! 🔥Welcome @janiehaddad.bsky.social, @sammarin.bsky.social, Minty Lewis, & @wsalyers.bsky.social to Seattle for Photo Ops & Autos.

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My pleasure! 😊

COOL!

I wish I lived in a world where this is a crazy idea, but I really think there's some chance Donald Trump ordered the Pentagon to resume testing nukes because he watched "A House of Dynamite" and misunderstood the message.

Hope to see you there!

This AI slop is an actual ad the Cuomo campaign made, posted, and then deleted. See how many ugly stereotypes you can spot (warning: don't make it a drinking game, you'll be hospitalized).

#MassEffect Trilogy #VoiceActors Meet & Greet Event at Game Realms in Burbank California!

Date: November 2nd, 2025, Sunday, at 12 PM to 4 PM

Fracturing:
Ash Sroka
@courtenaytaylor.bsky.social
@peterjessop.bsky.social
@wsalyers.bsky.social
Keythe Farley

Fellow Californians, join me, won't you? #Yeson50

#NoKings Studio City, CA

Well, the slick, mass-produced protest signs Pam Bondi said we were getting from George Soros never showed up, so we had to make our own. Hell, we haven't even received our Soros check for the LAST #NoKings rally. I guess we'll just have to do it for the love of our country.

#NoKings

Our exclusive interview with @wsalyers.bsky.social is out now!

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Remember how outraged conservatives were when Melissa Hortman and her husband were murdered in Minnesota?
Me neither.

The left overwhelmingly has condemned the killing of Kirk and offered condolences to his family in this terrible time. The right has declared “war” and demanded revenge before we even have a suspect in custody.

Well, he's dead. Let's hope we don't end up remembering this as the day MAGA got its Reichstag fire.

Charlie Kirk has been shot on a Utah campus. His prognosis is unknown. We can thank the stupid bastard who did this for what will now be done in Kirk's name. We'll be lucky if it's just right-wing violence and not a complete suspension of civil rights. This was a very, very bad thing.

Toon Con Sept 7th 2025 Burbank Marriott

This will be the largest number of Regular Show performers in one public appearance since the series was new. I’ll be there. Hope to see you!
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Thank you!

RFK Jr. said the NIH is working on a "universal vaccine" that "addresses the entire phylum of viruses." If you recall your high school biology, that statement, coming from the man who is supposed to understand science enough to lead our national health initiatives, should scare the hell out of you.

My favorite kind of documentary is dystopian fiction.

Same, blobfish. Same.

Oh, thank you, dude! Yeah, I've been a lucky guy. 🙂

It happens sooner than that, because the young are presently under the impression that the elderly have nothing to say that's worth hearing.

The poem I didn't realize I was writing got Pick of the Day on ABC Tales, the site I sometimes send my shite to. They require a title, so I went with "The Obituary Reader."
My ego thanks you for your attention to this matter.
www.abctales.com/story/bsalye...

So when MAGA called people "groomers," they were only talking about drag-queen-story-hour hosts, not actual pedophiles teaching kids to have sex with adults. Got it.