Gaz J

Gaz J

@nirvanamono.bsky.social

A delicate balance of obnoxious humour and geopolitics. Gen X. New music sounds like old music. Perfect Uber rider score. Big fan of cats. Team Ukraine 🇺🇦 If you read, you’ll judge.

1,145 Followers 801 Following 401 Posts Joined Oct 2023
1 week ago

Celery is ribbed for no one’s pleasure.

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1 month ago

So a successful test …

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Are they going to also "blame a staffer" for Obama permanently living, 24/7, rent-free in his head?

#pathetic

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1 month ago

Looks better than the IKEA set up I have 😔

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1 month ago

A species run by a cabal of unfathomably wealthy sexual abusers and their enablers while destroying the only planet we've ever called home at an alarming rate doesn't feel like the best one to be in charge, maybe we should let the beavers have a go

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1 month ago

“Thank you for your attention to this matter.”

- physics professors

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1 month ago

He's the laughing stock of the world.

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1 month ago
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2 months ago

Meeow

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2 months ago

There’s something weird about how all there trousers are hanging? Oh and lol light weight

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1 year ago

fucked up to think about but there was two grinches on noah's ark

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2 months ago

Congrats. Good luck with the hard work 🫡 🇬🇧

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2 months ago

Clearly not being paid enough if his position is unsure

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3 months ago

Dash of cinnamon missing ffs we’re not animals even when sick

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3 months ago
A kitten on a chair holds another kitten by one leg as they dangle from the chair.

"Say it!"
"No!"
"Say it, Hans."
"My name's not Hans!"
"I WILL drop you."
“Fine, okay, you win!”
“I need to hear you say it.”
"Die Hard is a Christmas movie!"

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3 months ago
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Introverts can relate to this.

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3 months ago

Oh crap it’s cyber monday and I totally forgot to get my AI girlfriend a card

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3 months ago
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a man in a car with the words that 's not funny ALT: a man in a car with the words that 's not funny
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3 months ago

I’ve got you!

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3 months ago

Car crash interview. Fantastic watch

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3 months ago

It was always a wig??

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3 months ago
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X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.

Here’s an “influencer from Texas”

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3 months ago

Very obvious to most except the ones in power. Totally agree. And we’re not even prepared.

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4 months ago

Change a letter, make a singer less appealing:

Post Alone

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4 months ago

Your gonna need a good VPN for the rest of the Epstein files

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4 months ago
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4 months ago

A few album tracks for the advert backing music def lend themselves to the product identity

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4 months ago

Change one letter. Ruin a candy.

TitKat

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