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Chicagoโ€™s Premier Ferret Boy

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Chicago ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ | 6โ€™5โ€ if you even care | Thirst Trap Enthusiast | Nerd at ๐Ÿ’•

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*skeeting

16.11.2025 06:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not tweeting this for any sort of anything cuz itโ€™s the bare minimum.

But srsly unless weโ€™re both sober or have both been indulging itโ€™s a huge no for me

16.11.2025 06:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I find it odd when a drunk guy wants to do stuff with my very sober self then gets offended when I turn them downโ€ฆ like what???

16.11.2025 06:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have enough people here finished Legends ZA that I can post my trainer photo that contains a bit of a spoiler?

15.11.2025 03:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cobbler? Like the dessert?

15.11.2025 03:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Been a while since someone treated me to dinner

13.11.2025 23:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Look comfortable ๐Ÿ‘€

13.11.2025 20:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Need a lover or is it just cold out?

(I ask myself the same thing this time of year)

13.11.2025 20:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sheโ€™s doing her best to stay ready for you ๐Ÿฅบ

13.11.2025 20:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My Drag Family is so fierce I am blessed ๐Ÿฅน

13.11.2025 19:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ll bite what poster and who are we flaming rn? ๐Ÿ‘€ Titi I need to know

13.11.2025 19:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My patience is wearing THINNNNN

13.11.2025 19:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve heard this rumor as well ๐Ÿ‘€

13.11.2025 01:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A true philanthropist

12.11.2025 21:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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12.11.2025 18:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Neither can theyyyyy ๐Ÿ˜‚

12.11.2025 18:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sending thots and prayers to all the bottoms with ibs

11.11.2025 00:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Tequila On Da Rox 11/6 recap! @andysantosx.bsky.social and I had a blast! If you missed the show or are visiting, our show is the 1st & 3rd Thursday of the month at Charlie's #Chicago! You can also follow at on Instagram tequila_on_da_rox #entertainment #gaysky #translivesmatter #drag #lgbtqia #fyp

09.11.2025 16:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We were fujoing out

08.11.2025 02:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My memory is weird cuz why do I remember that Va Va Voom was used for a Fresh Faces lipsync already and that it was Boots vs. Slug! and that Slug! Was wearing a denim outfit and she won?

08.11.2025 19:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sativa, Bambi and Malheurt passing around the hat I wore last night during critiques like a damn talking stick is def top 3 drag memories for me.

Right there with Aurora during my presentation line at COTN and Boots puppet show on their first week of F15

08.11.2025 19:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So when we going ๐Ÿ‘€

08.11.2025 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank youuuu!

08.11.2025 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Places I been craving as of late. Who wants to go with?

Jennivee
Pizza Hut
Panda Express
Any Puerto Rican food

08.11.2025 18:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Strangers complimenting me last night on the look was very validating ngl ๐Ÿฅน

08.11.2025 18:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The one on Halsted? I been meaning to try that place ๐Ÿ‘€

08.11.2025 18:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fresh Faces was fun, got mexican food on the way home, and I slept in so good itโ€™s like I got hate fucked by the sand man

Howโ€™s my 12:30 crew doing?

08.11.2025 18:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fresh Faces today!!! Whoโ€™s ready to do some drag?!

07.11.2025 17:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 40    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Just ate a glob of wasabi for $6 on a dare.

Howโ€™s yaโ€™lls lunch hour going?

07.11.2025 18:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kinda settling into this idea of being a drag king who likes to try and serve puss on occasion

06.11.2025 21:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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