Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️

Betty Theft 🏴‍☠️

@bettytheft.bsky.social

chicago drag supervillain + slightly radioactive 🎱🪐🦂 gaggy-award-winning Best Lipsyncer 2024 💋

1,020 Followers 215 Following 2,433 Posts Joined Nov 2024
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ginger minj labubu tattoo…

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4 hours ago

TONIGHT ‼️

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1 day ago

fart@ass.gov

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1 day ago

can u tell her to send me her music for tomorrow pls

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1 day ago

wish i could spontaneously combust at-will for dramatic effect + attention

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2 days ago
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CROOKED A list of 22 films compiled on Letterboxd, including The Night of the Hunter (1955), Nosferatu (1922), Phantom of the Paradise (1974), A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night (2014) and Eraserhead (1977).

+ i made a list of all the movies that have inspired this show!! looking to expand it tho send me recs 👁️‍🗨️

boxd.it/Fgzou

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2 days ago
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CROOKED RETURNS THIS FRIDAY THE 13TH 🦠

TIX: link.dice.fm/m1ccd8ce4338

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2 days ago

somewhere between a queef and a squirt

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2 days ago
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done 💋

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2 days ago

she squeeted this seconds after running into me btw

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2 days ago

PUT 🫵 THE NEEDLE ON IT

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3 days ago
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my brain has not known peace since seeing this yt comment

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4 days ago

shoutout to naysha for saying that the judges should give her special consideration for being cis

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4 days ago
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this documentary is a little hit or miss but it’s all worth it for the maya douglas continental montage

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5 days ago
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Crooked Tickets | $18.03 | 13 Mar @ Color Club, Chicago | DICE *Are you ready to feel strange?* CROOKED is an alternative drag show that celebrates all things dark, bizarre, and uncanny. Join us for an evening of unforg...

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link.dice.fm/m1ccd8ce4338

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5 days ago
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NEXT WEEK!!! step to the beat to the beat go freakyyyyyyy

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1 week ago

i hope rachel weisz is eating daniel craig’s pussy rn

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1 week ago
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just had to fight my way past four of these guys in a row only to immediately be stopped + solicited by fucking MORMONS

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1 week ago

also i wonder how many candidates running on platforms of sustainability are currently stuffing everyone’s mailboxes with glossy-printed campaign garbage

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1 week ago

deepest condolences for anyone living near a election center. can’t even leave ur house without 30 different fuckers accosting you to ask if you’ve voted yet

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1 week ago

every time i see the name “Bryant” my brain autocorrects it to “Biryani”

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1 week ago

dont pump ur gay ass little motoscooter on MY sidewalk queen… i will kick u into the street !!

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1 week ago

the way he’s literally flagging on his most iconic album cover

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1 week ago

no man has ever looked more like a DL gas station cocksucker than bruce springsteen

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1 week ago
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dice.fm/event/mx3b9w...

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1 week ago

i love that bjork has pushed further and further into looking like a drag queen even in the new “clean girl” era

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1 week ago

i wake up bright and early sunday morning, i immediately think to myself “i am fundamentally a coward”, and i get to work making a list of every movie referenced in a kate bush song

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1 week ago

or I Feel Love… my god

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