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Betty Theft πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈ

@bettytheft.bsky.social

chicago drag supervillain + slightly radioactive 🎱πŸͺπŸ¦‚ gaggy-award-winning Best Lipsyncer 2024 πŸ’‹

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every time i see the name β€œBryant” my brain autocorrects it to β€œBiryani”

05.03.2026 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

dont pump ur gay ass little motoscooter on MY sidewalk queen… i will kick u into the street !!

03.03.2026 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the way he’s literally flagging on his most iconic album cover

03.03.2026 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

no man has ever looked more like a DL gas station cocksucker than bruce springsteen

03.03.2026 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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dice.fm/event/mx3b9w...

03.03.2026 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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i love that bjork has pushed further and further into looking like a drag queen even in the new β€œclean girl” era

01.03.2026 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i wake up bright and early sunday morning, i immediately think to myself β€œi am fundamentally a coward”, and i get to work making a list of every movie referenced in a kate bush song

01.03.2026 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

or I Feel Love… my god

01.03.2026 16:34 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

gay guys who aren't friends with ANY women scare me

28.02.2026 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Free Among The Dead: III. Sono L'Antichristo
YouTube video by Diamanda GalΓ‘s - Topic Free Among The Dead: III. Sono L'Antichristo

what would you do if we were at karaoke and i put this bad boy on

youtu.be/2fqOyUfXc3M?...

28.02.2026 00:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

what is it with old people and having no sense of personal space… back UP eugene!!

27.02.2026 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s a verrrry 1930s-british-boarding school ass name

27.02.2026 19:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

pro: starts w a vowel
con: β€œrth” is kind of a gross guttural sound
pro: mythic hero-king
con: aardvark

27.02.2026 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

is β€œarthur” a sexy name? weigh in below

27.02.2026 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0
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AS FUCK

27.02.2026 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

dice.fm/event/mx3b9w...

27.02.2026 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK πŸ—£οΈ SPREAD THIS LIKE WILDFIRE πŸ”₯

27.02.2026 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

THIS! β€οΈπŸ™Œ

27.02.2026 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

in the beginning, there was nothing. and God said β€œpeople in the place… if you wanna get down…”

29.08.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

get your nets out- it’s time for ham

26.02.2026 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Last Temptation of Puss

25.02.2026 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

girls… i am so fucking sick of being cold all the time

24.02.2026 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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We’re turning the fucking heat UP!
CHICAGO DRAG MELTS ICE 🧊
A drag fundraiser featuring 40 of my favs benefitting ICIRR, MIDWEST IMMIGRATION BOND FUNDS, STAND WITH MINNESOTA, NATIONAL IMMIGRANT JUSTICE CENTER!
Tickets here: metrochicago.com/event/chicag...

23.02.2026 19:28 β€” πŸ‘ 165    πŸ” 85    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 5

tommy and the tomettes

22.02.2026 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what’s going on everyone

22.02.2026 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

the pretty colors… the lush textures… i cocomelon outtttttt

22.02.2026 20:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the rush of hope and possibility i feel when i step into new rainbow fabrics is a high unlike any other

22.02.2026 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

which one

21.02.2026 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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