𝐃𝐢𝐬𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐑𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭

WHY?!”

“Teddie...

“If you hear the one Mariah Carey song while shopping at Junes, it must have been Teddie’s doing.”

“Hmmm... One of the kids at Junes carved a pumpkin showing a picture of Pyro Jack.”

“Good.”

“Dinraal-san...

Don’t. Sending the bear to the most expensive place on earth gives me nothing but bad vibes...”

“Oh, he didn't...

TEDDIE!”

...Are you fucking kidding me.

“Oh right, any support card involving her would do.

What makes you think she can kick my ass?”

“I don’t know, Majora-san. Her effect requires Dark Magician to be in the Graveyard to boost her attack stats.”

“Oh, no. I KNOW what you’re thinking, Teddie!”

“THE DARK MAGICIAN GIRL IS REAL?!”

“I should’ve sent my copy of Overwatch to a nearby Japanese thrift store...”

“When?!”

I’M👏NOT👏A👏FURRY👏

LIES!

everyone’s thoughts if I should add more to why I’m not into Latinas for more thorough explicit reasons.”

Central America. Only problem is how they shifted her character into having all jewels live inside her head rent free...

Back onto the topic of Latinas... Another thing why I’m not into them is they make Japanese girls near my age give a run for their money.... I could go on, but I want to hear -

while working on a video game. Why do you think I wasn’t huge into Rouge in the first place? If anything, I’m into the lines between this Espio and the Jet character, but that's another conversation for next time. The thing with Rouge is that she's based on another bat species originating in -

“I’m gonna be straight with all of you. I never cared for the whole ‘Latinas’ thing, and I will never get into them. Sure, there are a couple of video games featuring them like KOF and Street Fighter, but the more I think about them, the more I realize they’re OCs based on a person’s preference -

“Yeah.... I know I should’ve thrown those magazines away.

Since you’re here, do you wish to hear my brutally honest opinion on a topic I want to talk of?”

“I figured you saw Teddie’s nature...”

“I feel bad for the Wendy’s restaurant that got closed down by Junes’ popularity around two blocks.”

The servant to the Goddess of Power.

Dinraal

“That, I agree...

Which is why I’ve stocked up multiple copies of Jack Bros. in the video game section. From what I’ve seen, Teddie gets a different reaction whenever he sees Jack Frost, Pyro Jack, and Jack the Ripper.”