Remetheus who is a beast of many nothings

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There are no bad customers, only worse ones.

too good to lose when you're too bad to win

very proud! instead of a punishment for defying fate, he rewards you for going out of your way to ignore an inconvenient event and preferring to live in your chosen reality

Remetheus knows that you savescummed

relatable

i've got your back (support)

pausing in the middle of my boss fight to emotionally wreck a man is kind of like if i was a twitch streamer

my introversion levels are too high for your party

Going apple bobbing?😨

I could be your murderer and you could be my victim~ 🎵

may your ween be hallow and happy

happy halloween and a generally liminal holiday!

@snakefactsdaily posted: "so long" doesn't have to mean goodbye... it can can also be snake compliment

celebrate halloween by trading away your eternal soul for candy

digital painting of three anthropomorphic characters (from left to right) an opossum (austin), a raccoon (alexis), and a husky (owen), loosely staged around the "smile dog/smile.jpg" creepypasta image. owen is seated, holding a jack o lantern, while alexis is standing behind him (head out-of-frame), pulling his mouth into a large smile, exposing his teeth. owen is unamused. to the left, austin's left hand is visible, pointed open palm towards them in a vague gesture. owen is wearing a white t-shirt, alexis is wearing a green wool sweater, with a small crescent moon necklace, and austin is wearing a grey hoodie. the image is illuminated as though taken with a digital camera flash. in the background, red curtains are visible behind alexis and owen, with small, purple bat-on-a-string decorations hung up in the upper left corner.

smile dog

Remetheus: "Maybe try some more positive terms."

What is the color of my hat?

sub bottom vs dub top

1 task for october down!
5 more to go

All of the cards of this deck are cool, mostly because I drew them, but here’s some more of my faves. (spoilered bc they can be a little naked and violent)

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If Remetheus calls, will you answer?

Not all summons are spoken aloud.

Find out more by taking the first step and the rest will find you!

We promise it's not too late.

Sorry to hear that, I wish things start going your way

I'm the hottest

wooooah, looking good!

excellent skill in stripping here to show why he can't be called slim anymore now that his bod's so wide.

You may have lost your pants but you have also given several people an additional reason for living.

the world has become local to big wide animal

Gotta post my fav version