The Real N’zoth

FIRST OFF

*COUGHWHEEZECOUGH*

BASKETBALL IS A HERO SHOOTER

LOOKING FOWARD TO PLAYING WARLOCK THIS EXPANSION (I MEAN IT HAS THE BEST HERO SKINS)

Key Art for Hearthstone: Cataclysm expansion Deathwing, Ragnaros, Azshara, Cho'gall and Al'Akir appear with a burning background with cards flying out.

GONNA KEEP SAYING THIS:

HEARTHSTONE HAS SOME OF THE BEST WARCRAFT ART OUT THERE. #hearthstone #warcraft

HEY NOW, THAT ROBOT HAD THINKING THOUGHTS

AND NIPPLES.

THAT MEANS IT WAS ALIVE

HAHA NICE TRY

BUT I'M GOING TO KEEP POSTING MY RAW, UNEDITED THOUGHTS

WHAT SHOULD I START WITH, RELIGION OR POLITICS?

Jailer: "A cosmos divided will not survive."

Y'KNOW WHO ALSO CARED ABOUT THE UNIVERSE SURVIVING, XAL'ATATH?

I MEAN LET'S HEAR DEATHWING OUT FIRST

CAN I JUST SAY, WITH EVERYONE TURNING TO DUST

THE AIR QUALITY IN THE UNIVERSE OF AZEROTH IS TERRIBLE

SORRY DISNEY OFFS KIDS ALL THE TIME.

WALT DISNEY SPECIFICALLY DEMANDED IT

NOTE HER LIGHTFORGE LIKE TATTOOS

AND THINKING ABOUT ASH AND WHAT HAPPENED TO THE VENTHYR IN SHADOWLANDS

WHERE IS THE BLADE OF THE BLACK EMPIRE?

X'ALLY I LOVE THIS. VERY GOOD PLAN.

ALSO LOVE YOU GOING BACK TO MORE HORROR LOOK.

JUST ONE ISSUE.

WHERE AM I?

Cho'gall going half squid ogre from Hearthstone: Cataclysm expansion

ALSO LOOK AT CHO'GALL GOING FULL SQUID.

YOU LOVE TO SEE IT.

HMM CATACLYSM YOU SAY?

SOUNDS LIKE NEXT "MINI" SET COULD BE OLD GOD THEMED.

I MEAN IF YOU WANT. NO PRESSURE.

BLOOD ELVES ON FEL: WITHERED, CRANKY, MEAN, ADDICTED, GHOULISH

VOID ELVES ON VOID: SOPHISTICATED, GOOD FACIAL HAIR, WELL ADJUSTED, SELF MEDICATED, ENTREPRENEURS

SURE THAT HALFTIME SHOW WAS GREAT.

BUT GIVE ME REALLY COOL SETS, NICE FACIAL HAIR, GOOD MUSIC AND AN AUDIENCE.

GIVE THEM TO ME

GIVE THEM TOOOO MEEEEEEEE

Devourer demon hunter being normal on void blueberries

G’HUUN DREW MY DEMON HUNTER

TOTALLY NORMAL DEMON HUNTER

ICQ FRONT AND CENTER; RESPECTED

WHERE IT DESERVES TO BE

RIGHT WHERE I BELONG

ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF “Heart of MidlothianFootball Fans”

BUT AI IS MAKING CHIPS TOO EXPENSIVE

ONLY TOURISTS EAT THE GREEN OOZE

The Undercity from World of Warcraft

DANG LOOKING AT THESE SHOTS OF SAN FRANCISCO I FINALLY UNDERSTAND THE PROBLEM WITH LIBERAL CITIES

Devourer demon hunter being normal on void blueberries

G’HUUN DREW MY DEMON HUNTER

TOTALLY NORMAL DEMON HUNTER

Rommath

Best Jeanist

SO G’HUUN WAS SHOWING ME SOME ANIME AND HMMM

I MEAN I DO

NOBODY LIKES ME

EVERYBODY HATES ME

GUESS I'LL GO EAT VOID

LONG THIN SLIMY ONES

SHORT FAT JUICY ONES

ITSY BITSY COSMIC WUZZY VOIDS

WORST POSSIBLE THING TO HAPPEN TO WORLD OF WARCRAFT IS IN-GAME MARRIAGE

YOU INVITE ME TO A DESTINATION WEDDING IN ALTERNATIVE TIMELINE DREANOR?

THINK AGAIN