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Chris Salmon

@eggshen71.bsky.social

Film fan of all genres and quality! Sometime VHS collector. Depeche Mode, Derby County, cask ales, video games, astronomy, trifles, pro-Europe... all the good stuff. Dad, husband, socially backwards.

214 Followers  |  319 Following  |  98 Posts  |  Joined: 15.11.2024
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Trump's done. This has to be the end of him. Has to be.

21.01.2026 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump is up and rambling on at Davos and talking bollocks on a scale that would throw shade on Buster Gonad himself.

21.01.2026 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 913    πŸ” 117    πŸ’¬ 100    πŸ“Œ 6

My three-point plan for rehabilitating FIFA.

1. Depose Infantino

2. Put his head on a spike.

3. Make the World Cup trophy a solid gold representation of Infantino's head on a spike.

05.12.2025 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, Rio Ferdinand HAD a reputation! Jesus Christ. #worldcupdraw

05.12.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dear Gianni Infantino

I am looking forward to seeing who England and Scotland get in the World Cup Draw. Talking of the latter, here is a short message from one of their most revered supporters.........

Sincerely
Anyone with a soul watching this shower of shite
#WorldCupDraw

05.12.2025 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 141    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

Dear America

Please leave football alone. Seriously, just fk off with it.
#worldcupdraw

05.12.2025 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And there'll never be another. Its just an effort to crawl up to this fat cretin.

05.12.2025 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The 1975. Swearing, smoking, drinking...we've seen it all before you obsequious bunch of Coldplay fluffers. Get in the sea.

27.06.2025 22:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This ⬆️⬆️⬆️

27.06.2025 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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1975 singer seems to be a bit of a wanky dank in a Shia Laboof, Alex Zane kinda way.
Self endulgent, pissed on his dad's stout and smoking his mam's Lambert and Butlers. I think I'll continue to effortlessly avoid them.

27.06.2025 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Father's Day dad.

15.06.2025 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is completely β€˜out of controlβ€™β€¦πŸ‘‡

WHO AGREES?! 🀚

11.06.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 380    πŸ” 176    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 7
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Watching.. #laserblast

11.06.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The UK deserves better than this lot. We seriously do... #PMQs

11.06.2025 11:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Some absolute belters right there. Mockingbird and Liberty Valance among my favourite films of all time.

21.05.2025 19:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's right. Eloquent, full throttle, brutal. Absolutely brilliant.

19.05.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Great show today. Especially the takedown and fadeout which tickled me no end! πŸ‘πŸ‘

19.05.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

A remarkable programme on ADHD. Thank you.

12.05.2025 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Truss. Pig eyed shit weasel.

11.05.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If your boss is a narcissist, egotesticle make sure to let him know that you know. Every day. They don't like it.

09.05.2025 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Glad I found you πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ

09.05.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's heartening to find the new Pope is an American. At least he'll be able to address the anti-christ in it's own language.

08.05.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We saw #harryhill at Nottingham Theatre Royal tonight and I've never laughed so much. Top drawer silly buggery as usual. The world needs more of this.

04.05.2025 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fantastic πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

02.05.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a little friday song, β€œIf I were the richest man in the world”

02.05.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 531    πŸ” 93    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 10

The death of society as we know it is happening right before our eyes and we've got wall to wall news coverage of Prince Harry. God almighty. Shitehawk.

02.05.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Andrea Jenkyns, though.
What the hell is wrong with people? What's happened to our species? Christ!

02.05.2025 08:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0