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Chris Salmon

@eggshen71.bsky.social

Film fan of all genres and quality! Sometime VHS collector. Depeche Mode, Derby County, cask ales, video games, astronomy, trifles, pro-Europe... all the good stuff. Dad, husband, socially backwards.

214 Followers  |  319 Following  |  98 Posts  |  Joined: 15.11.2024  |  1.8862

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Trump's done. This has to be the end of him. Has to be.

21.01.2026 14:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Trump is up and rambling on at Davos and talking bollocks on a scale that would throw shade on Buster Gonad himself.

21.01.2026 13:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 913    ๐Ÿ” 117    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 100    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

My three-point plan for rehabilitating FIFA.

1. Depose Infantino

2. Put his head on a spike.

3. Make the World Cup trophy a solid gold representation of Infantino's head on a spike.

05.12.2025 17:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 52    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, Rio Ferdinand HAD a reputation! Jesus Christ. #worldcupdraw

05.12.2025 18:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Dear Gianni Infantino

I am looking forward to seeing who England and Scotland get in the World Cup Draw. Talking of the latter, here is a short message from one of their most revered supporters.........

Sincerely
Anyone with a soul watching this shower of shite
#WorldCupDraw

05.12.2025 17:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 141    ๐Ÿ” 33    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Dear America

Please leave football alone. Seriously, just fk off with it.
#worldcupdraw

05.12.2025 18:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And there'll never be another. Its just an effort to crawl up to this fat cretin.

05.12.2025 18:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The 1975. Swearing, smoking, drinking...we've seen it all before you obsequious bunch of Coldplay fluffers. Get in the sea.

27.06.2025 22:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This โฌ†๏ธโฌ†๏ธโฌ†๏ธ

27.06.2025 22:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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1975 singer seems to be a bit of a wanky dank in a Shia Laboof, Alex Zane kinda way.
Self endulgent, pissed on his dad's stout and smoking his mam's Lambert and Butlers. I think I'll continue to effortlessly avoid them.

27.06.2025 22:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy Father's Day dad.

15.06.2025 14:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is completely โ€˜out of controlโ€™โ€ฆ๐Ÿ‘‡

WHO AGREES?! ๐Ÿคš

11.06.2025 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 380    ๐Ÿ” 176    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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Watching.. #laserblast

11.06.2025 20:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The UK deserves better than this lot. We seriously do... #PMQs

11.06.2025 11:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Some absolute belters right there. Mockingbird and Liberty Valance among my favourite films of all time.

21.05.2025 19:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's right. Eloquent, full throttle, brutal. Absolutely brilliant.

19.05.2025 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Great show today. Especially the takedown and fadeout which tickled me no end! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

19.05.2025 18:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A remarkable programme on ADHD. Thank you.

12.05.2025 21:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Truss. Pig eyed shit weasel.

11.05.2025 17:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If your boss is a narcissist, egotesticle make sure to let him know that you know. Every day. They don't like it.

09.05.2025 18:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Glad I found you ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ

09.05.2025 18:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's heartening to find the new Pope is an American. At least he'll be able to address the anti-christ in it's own language.

08.05.2025 17:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We saw #harryhill at Nottingham Theatre Royal tonight and I've never laughed so much. Top drawer silly buggery as usual. The world needs more of this.

04.05.2025 22:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fantastic ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

02.05.2025 21:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a little friday song, โ€œIf I were the richest man in the worldโ€

02.05.2025 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 531    ๐Ÿ” 93    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

The death of society as we know it is happening right before our eyes and we've got wall to wall news coverage of Prince Harry. God almighty. Shitehawk.

02.05.2025 18:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Andrea Jenkyns, though.
What the hell is wrong with people? What's happened to our species? Christ!

02.05.2025 08:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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