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@carnitas.bsky.social

Chaotic Sleepy America’s Weird Neighbor πŸ“a bog perhaps

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you think you can hurt me?? i’m eating bologna over the deli drawer you fool

09.03.2026 18:38 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ME: *does nothing to my profile for years*

LINKEDIN EMAIL: hey buddy people are really starting to notice you

07.03.2026 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Renegade by Styx rocks my socks and I don't care who knows it

09.03.2026 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I CAN'T WAKE UP

09.03.2026 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

WAKE ME UP

09.03.2026 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man 's face with the words do it now Alt: a close up of a man 's face with the words do it now
09.03.2026 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There was a time in the 90’s when you couldn’t buy a head of lettuce without a ponytail on it

08.03.2026 11:26 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

bigfoot is real and he wears mudd jeans to feel pretty

27.07.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bigfoot has cloaking abilities. you can only find bigfoot if your mind and heart are open for bigfoot to reveal itself to you dipshit

30.09.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

bigfoot is real and he’s selling ass at sheetz

10.08.2025 11:12 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

what are we gonna do if we find bigfoot, make him pay taxes? leave the man alone.

01.09.2025 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68

musician Gary Numan, born March 8, 1958, aged 68

actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67

actor Gary Oldman, born March 21, 1958, aged 67

Happy Gary Retrograde everyone!

The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

08.03.2026 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4640    πŸ” 1371    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 71

peacock? uh yeah i sure hope it does???

09.03.2026 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

here for the drama

09.03.2026 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

DEEZ NYUSS

09.03.2026 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

deez

09.03.2026 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

white boy goes viral for executing a flawless dougie

07.03.2026 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

he was an alcoholic.

08.03.2026 20:05 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

he’s 6 here in no time 😭

08.03.2026 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

5 keeps calling jenga β€œjingit”

08.03.2026 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

boy, are you a popsicle stand? because I want to blow you

08.03.2026 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 88    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

happy women’s day, send cash

08.03.2026 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

be the junkyard cat you want to see in the world

08.03.2026 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s my favorite mug
yes that is a pink grinder

08.03.2026 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

what I’m hearing is you love saying slurs

08.03.2026 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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08.03.2026 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

country covers of smashing pumpkins songs would be like "despite all my rage it is still just a home on a range"

08.03.2026 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

moony are saying this

08.03.2026 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's just what the moon said, maybe someone will try it or you know, whatever

08.03.2026 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i’m not saying anything

but the moon told me if rfkjr dies, autism will go away

08.03.2026 13:26 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0