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If you liked that skeet, stay in line and keep liking it.

like if he ever does a reddit AMA again i'm getting on and saying I AM HIS LITTLE SISTER AMA

what's the vibe on me editing my IRL older brother's IMDB

Snacks for life! However long we have left, anyway.

Who can reply: anyone, nobody, people who can be normal about it.

trying out a new feature, lmk if it works

It’s so weird how I’m the only one who has correct takes yet everyone hates me.

meet me at Meijer gas station at 2:15 to exploit the fuel coupon loophole

don't forget to drink your hole milk

iron city? are you there? it's me, god.

should've called pabst

i got a little bit of good news so that's something

guess how many pickles I’ve eaten today but keep it to yourself

I CANNOT JUST KEEP HIKING UP MY PANTS WHEN THINGS GO WRONG. IF I HIKE UP MY PANTS ANY FURTHER, I WILL BE DROWNING IN PANT.

The police channel from yesterday where the threat to the mayor and propaganda was being played is happening again.

crying out “medic!” like in starship troopers when i get a papercut

one million dollars to this man

WOOF I’m sorry to hear that buddy, I’m trying to pull the plug currently because they are almost 3 and 6 and I don’t need them thinking his yelling unpredictable behavior is something normal

yeah fully not the point, have you ever tried speaking with someone who is just outright wrong or lying and their only counter is to yell at you and call you names? Then they try to ask you for sex multiple times a week even though you’ve made it clear that’s not happening? maddening.

crip moon when

picture of an angry caracal with the text "if you at me i will bark and bite. i will bark and bite and you and i am very mad!!!"

this goes so hard

a picture of a box of lucky lights candy cigarettes (it’s a white box with red writing, a yellow horseshoe, and a green four leaf clover) with a blue sky background with white clouds

so stressed i might have to go get a pack

honest comedy night, bring your own boo’s

ahhh thank you, i can always feel thems coming from you 💪🫶🫶

If some people are born on third base, I was born in the Ticketmaster queue

hotel california implies the existence of hotels named after the other 49 states

hotel new jersey [shivers]

Does this weed make me look stoned?

long john silvers isn’t real. you made that up.