let us not speak about how powerful a community could be if it were not for landlords and airbnb owners
04.03.2026 01:48 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0let us not speak about how powerful a community could be if it were not for landlords and airbnb owners
04.03.2026 01:48 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0youβre not a savvy entrepreneur, youβre a dipshit who takes away from people owning homes in a community, hope this helps, enjoy the gulag
04.03.2026 01:47 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0cru for president, we have a guillotine for landlords.
04.03.2026 01:46 β π 7 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0I donβt check my emails. Let fame find me at my door.
04.03.2026 00:35 β π 11 π 6 π¬ 0 π 0Sorry I invited you over for a romantic dinner then fed you Beef-A-Roni and unfrosted Pop Tarts.
26.02.2026 02:45 β π 182 π 67 π¬ 19 π 1okay Iβm gonna get canceled for being the only person who likes unfrosted pop tarts
04.03.2026 01:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0[Me at my second rodeo] listen here, you ignorant piece of shit
04.03.2026 01:21 β π 39 π 12 π¬ 0 π 0Much like a succulent, I too thrive on neglect.
04.03.2026 00:50 β π 63 π 23 π¬ 1 π 0boy, are you a seagull because i want to fight you in a parking lot for the last hot dog
04.03.2026 00:48 β π 165 π 48 π¬ 6 π 0I STILL highly contend most of these people are on the registry and canβt be near schools
04.03.2026 01:22 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0YOU MIGHT BE AN ICE AGENT IF you were turned down for every other form of service bc youβre a fucking nonce
04.03.2026 01:21 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0the first rule of ICE agent club is your dad never said he was proud of you
04.03.2026 01:19 β π 20 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0YOU MIGHT BE AN ICE AGENT IF your wife has absolutely pegged you on your wedding night (Iβm not shaming, itβs just clear that they love anal pleasures and are pretending they donβt)
04.03.2026 01:18 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
YOU MIGHT BE AN ICE AGENT IF
you believe strongly in America but donβt abide by constitutional rights because you think youβre special even tho everyone here except for natives are immigrants lmao fuckin dipshit
YOU MIGHT BE AN ICE AGENT IF you bought your uniform on Amazon and still havenβt gotten paid lmao fuckaas bitch
04.03.2026 01:15 β π 12 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0
YOUUUUUU MIGHT BE AN ICE AGENT IF
you had a d average in school and didnβt pass the presidential fitness exam and made a hit list and got kicked out of school
YOU MIGHT BE AN ICE AGENT IF
your pants are two sizes too small and youβve never made a woman cum
in this essay Iβm going to be talking about the funniest way to unlife the president and dick shame ICE
04.03.2026 01:11 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0HAHAHAHAHA FUCK YEAH
04.03.2026 01:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0nobody wants to talk about asparawe
04.03.2026 01:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0mass βeventsβ! at the rnc.
04.03.2026 01:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0hidden valley skinwalker ranch
22.02.2026 05:49 β π 30 π 11 π¬ 0 π 0My brain still treats good news like an unattended bag at the airport.
03.03.2026 18:11 β π 73 π 30 π¬ 1 π 1at 10k iβll steal the moon
15.01.2026 17:45 β π 139 π 24 π¬ 9 π 3yeah servers be going down and shit is sideways, Iβm getting intermittently locked out of my account
04.03.2026 01:05 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0how about bombing trans people with love and affection instead
04.03.2026 01:03 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0blowing up Jupiter right the fuck now
04.03.2026 01:01 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I really need everyone to get less stupid
03.03.2026 21:06 β π 83 π 26 π¬ 10 π 1
in a very unfortunate turn of events, i am learning that i read better when iβm standing up.
this is very dumb of me.
health care for cutie when
04.03.2026 00:47 β π 18 π 7 π¬ 5 π 0