Cru

maybe it’s coming off of steroids

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Solid 🥹

gathp

No???

*brings a massager to a gunfight* y’all look tense

love your colorblind ass, k! 🫶

i see bluesky changed their app icon, did it work, did it make bluesky great again

Did you know that Christopher Walken wasn't actually a cast member in 1999's Sleepy Hollow? He just showed up and started killing people and Johnny Depp stayed in character so Tim Burton kept filming.

i’m gonna order a baconator at arby’s everyday until they make me one

KETCHUP

if by complicated you mean stupid then yes I am that

SIR

Girlclock in my rari

@jay.bsky.team Jonathan Chait Follower Matt Yglesias Follower Bluesky Elder

Following Jonathan Chait after being accused of transphobia is certainly a choice.

playing glocket pool

STOP IT 😂😂😂😂

Ooooo gawrsh

what’s the odds they’re gonna add that R to strawrberry

Good morning 💕

if you blow a load in your pants trying to tuck your boner into your waistband that’s called a plaxico burress

"i don't like water" ok ur twelve

I just saw a guy on TikTok giving $20 to anyone who screams.
In this economy? I'd scream for a dollar. I'd scream for free. I’m screaming right now.

I think I might finally have enough brain damage to be successful in politics.

I forgot the phrase, “I respectfully disagree,” so I said, “You’re wrong, dumbass.”

Luigi is saying spit in this hole!

This is a powerful image

❤️❤️

women don’t want a cybertruck
we want the horse you rode in on

Bsky has been scary lately