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Donnie darko therapist meme Your order has shipped Has it really shipped or just shipping label Shipping label

I made this to express my feelings

comma denier here look pal I want my thoughts to read the way the come to mw which is one run on thought

l o r e

this man owes me child support

yoooooooooo

guess I learned something new today

turd times a charm

Every rich person is an asshole. Even the “nice” ones.

3 doors down??

🗣️🗣️🗣️

a man with a red mask on his face is playing drums . Alt: One of them mudvayne fellas

you’re so vayne

yeah putting you on a dumb ass list will surely change your mind

all assless everything

Mark Zuckerberg presenting his Pervert Glasses for perverts

I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius

what if bathrooms weren’t a thing and we just casually shit standing up like horses wherever we are

SUCKIN ON CHILI DOOO-HOGS

heard some noise under the porch and turns out there's like 5, maybe 6, feral Muppet Babies under there eating Amy Klobuchar

sabbong hussein *lighter click*

Ground control to how's your mom?

I haven’t felt this dead in years

hey turdburglers it's me your boy, back at it again with the six shitter challenge. that's right we're trying NOT to shit our pants 6 times in 6 hours. so far it's 11am, we're 2 minutes in and we're already 4 pairs of MEUNDIES BRAND UNDERWEAR down. shoutout meundies for sponsoring us today. let's hope the next 5 hours and 58 minutes goe——5 pairs boys. this might be another L

wrong brown star

Wilma Flintstone using a mammoth as a vacuum

every vacuum since the original has been an absolute joke. why did we try to improve on perfection.

all anus

i met god, she’s pissed

ITS CALLED WAR PROFITEERING BAYBAYYYYY

was watching my ex husband try to put new trucks on our kids tech deck and after like five minutes of dropping screws i had to say “dude how did you even get me pregnant”

Im gonna buy it and raise the price

your adulthood sled