Hell no the US isn’t prepared for the next war. It still hasn’t learned from the mistakes it made in the last half-a-dozen wars

What’s your favorite?

Am I the only one who thinks that the garbled nonsense from the AI bot that prepared The MAHA Report still makes more sense than what comes from someone with a half-eaten worm brain?

What’s the saying about a stopped clock being accurate for two minutes a day

Making Apartheid Great Again smh

Making Apartheid Great Again

The Shart of the Deal

The Shart of the Deal

He swears he thought it was on a secure platform. He had no idea the chat was going to be drunk-reposted by the War Secretary

Part of the problem is that more responsible parties have essentially conceded the discussion to the Andrew Tates of the world. Young men are told that all masculinity is “toxic“, and have no idea what healthy masculinity looks like

Men are struggling, women most affected

I guess nobody told them that preventing the War Secretary from drunk-texting troop movements was part of the job description. Poor suckers never had a chance

Who on earth in their right mind ever thought of Marco Rubio as a man of principle?

You can also smell a very strong odor of alcohol

They contributed how much money to his campaign? And now are complaining about his policies? I guess bribe money doesn’t buy what it used to, not when the ruler they picked is as megalomaniacal as Turnip the Terrible

Yet, the shares are up about a buck and a half in after-hours trading.
But if Turnip the Terrible makes good on his threat to end those pollution credits, watch those shares drop faster than Stormy Daniels‘s underwear

With all of the Kompromat that Russia no doubt has on Turnip the Terrible, it’s no surprise really

I guess they do like playing with matches. Hopefully they’ll grow out of it before the whole thing burns down

Without disagreeing with anything you said, how did people get so gullible as to believe you can “cure“ measles with large doses of vitamin A?

And now they’re even back to .500

It does seem to have performed a lot better than the asleep one

But when it is a clearly abusive relationship, you can’t blame us for not loving it enough

At least they gave him the right degree. BS is all he is capable of

Make it 399,001

You mean, four casinos

The one good thing about the markets’ crashing in after-hours trading is that Edolf has lost almost $10 billion on just the Tesla stock he holds. He has had a really, really bad 24 hours

Who would’ve ever thought there might be a problem with implementing his Make Apartheid Great Again agenda?

I think “fatwa” is the proper terminology, or at least lately it has been

Deprogramming members of a cult is even harder than it sounds

The local media‘s early spring optimism about the Sox is aging like milk right about now