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To honor all the past soldiers who died horrible, violent, and preventable deaths in the service of the rich.

And yes, they wobble when he talks.

Hey guys, I found the best moustache.

Stressed out and frustrated tonight, but a meaty historical drama should set me right. Killers of the Flower Moon here I come!

Retaining integrity implies that they ever had any in the first place. That move would get them some fresh new integrity, though.

Christmas makes me depressed for two whole months every year and I hate it. I wish I could just sleep from October to December.

average ICE officer handling their gun in public

The James Garfield story is apparently "What if you gave a speech so good that you accidentally became president?"

Welp, every dude needs a dirty work outfit, and now yours includes a comically oversized leather jacket.

We are cutting back on unnecessary expenditures so we can help out. I can't just sit by and do nothing while my neighbors face a bare Thanksgiving table.

I want to show America that the progressive left isn't just about ideas, it is about taking immediate, material action to support our community.

SNAP benefits are under attack during this government shutdown and food banks are picking up the slack.

But they need your help. Here are the best ways to do that:

Don't forget about being a Blackwater mercenary! (The most damning thing about him, IMO. Killing people for money is unforgivable but maybe I just have weird hangups about murder.)

Do we appoint someone in particular to hold the guns or is it more of a community service sort of thing where we all take turns?

Logistics is for wimps. Real warriors are ready and willing to eat boiled grass and shit themselves to death on the barren steppes.

Hearing the wind whistle outside always puts a melancholy in my soul. Don't know why but I don't like it.

Goblin curses are illegal, Rory. But I won't tell anybody.

Jack Posobiec on reading election results he doesn't like:

"That picture over there is lookin' a mite dusty."

Dick Cheney's afterlife is an eternity spent shooting his friends in the face, which he thinks is heaven at first, but it is actually hell because none of them will ever apologize to him for getting shot.

I bet he slept like shit last night lol

Who knows more about politics than thousands of gambling addicts?

If you want to see what NYC will look like in six months if Mamdani wins, just watch Escape From New York. It's terrifying.

If you see this you are in the Goblin Zone. You are in Danger.

Well that's over. Bye. Jesus fucking christ.

Goddammit there's more.

Yeah lets go ahead and wrap this up with a "lets do an empire, but good" speech. Good job everyone. Go home. Please.