Angel Baby Pharazôn

Me… with me….

DAMN IM GORGEOUS

MÍRIEL TEARS

Goooood morning Númenor! Today I will be going for a ride on the beach. No photos, please. #unhingedfellowship

Damn paparazzi. Can’t even enjoy a fine slushed beverage on a horse at the beach anymore. At least I remembered to shave my legs.

It was a beautiful day and I was thirsty OKAY

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Peptides.

Goooood morning númenor!

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Would be better in… red.

Gooooood morning Númenor! Today I will be baking…THE CORPSES OF MY ENEMIES MUWHAHAHAHAHA

She aight

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Gooooooood morning Númenor! Today I’m extra crusty, extra dusty and I really want to fu

DAMNIT KEMEN GET AWAY FROM MY NÚMSKY ACCOUNT

#unhingedfellowship #ringsofpower

Goooooood morning. Númenor! Today I will be vigorously washing and conditioning my beard. Or maybe setting it on fire. Because… reasons. @galadrielswife.bsky.social

😳

Yesssss

Hi hello, you seem to be missing a phramed photo of Pharazôn

Good morrrrning númenor! Today kemen tried to give me a hug so I shoved him in a holy canal. I always said he’s still wet behind the ears!! #pharazoned #unhingedfellowship

Its gonna drive me straight to valinor babyyyyyyy

a man with a beard and a blue robe stands in front of a wall ALT: a man with a beard and a blue robe stands in front of a wall

Psychotic? Or kingly.

where did you find this I had all copies burned

EW SHE’S THE WORRRRST ugh

GOOD MORNING NÚMENOR, today my big plan is to stare menacingly in the general direction of the undying lands. #unhingedfellowship

DAMNIT KEMEN THIS IS WHY I WANTED TO NAME YOU KEVIN #unhingedfellowship

My eyebrow game is UNMATCHED

See? I’m just a smiley lovable guy. Definitely the Joey of the group! #friends #unhingedfellowship

See? I’m just a smiley lovable guy. Definitely the Joey of the group! #friends #unhingedfellowship

I see no issue here. Cash buys hairspray; hairspray gets me one step closer to immortality. #unhingedfellowship

I thought today would be a great day to walk around Númenor just pointing at things and grinning. #unhingedfellowship