I am "PROBABLY ILLEGAL!"

several bottles of ketchup are lined up on a table Alt: several bottles of ketchup march to their deaths

"....AND SO IT BEGINS!"

Tr💩mp says his 60 Minutes ratings were higher than any 60 minutes in years, without citing evidence.

big if true

Tr💩mp tweets "and so it begins"

What? There's a Gatsby after party?

Elon Endorses Cuomo, with pictures of Adnrew Cuomo and Elon Musk

Another big endorsement for Andrew Cuomo. And it only cost $959 million in tax breaks.

📌Democrat Andrew Cuomo gets coveted Stephen Miller endorsement.
I’ve never seen a campaign self-combust more spectacularly than this one.

Boilerplate of a Tr💩mp political endorsement. Lots of words in ALL CAPS and random capitalization everywhere. There are hundreds of these.

Imagine being the sycophantic Tr💩mp lackey whose job it is to fill in the blanks of hundreds of these non-specific impersonal 'endorsements' on Trooph Soshul™ tonight. Don't forget to vote.

Trump endorses fucking Ryan Zinke for congress. SMH.

The check cleared

All I want is one single reporter to ask him if he thinks people seeking asylum = means from insane asylums

it's time for journos to start asking Johnson meta questions

"Speaker, on 5 occasions last week you said 'I haven't seen it' when asked about news events w/big implications for public policy. Do you ever read the news, and do you agree it's problematic for the Speaker to be so woefully uninformed?"

and Protect our always under siege Second Amendment.

(name) has my Complete and Total Endorsement for Re-Election — (he/she) WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN!

Bottom line: Aside from gratuitous personalization at times, he says the same basic shit about every Republican facing a vote on Tuesday. 3/3

A sample of the Mad-Libs boilerplate endorsements follows.

"(name) is a terrific Representative for the incredible people of (state/district)!

"(he/she) is fighting tirelessly to Grow our Economy, Cut Taxes and Regulations, Keep our now very Secure Border, SECURE, 2/3

Over on Truth Social, Tr💩mp is churning out at least 53 boilerplate endorsements of MAGAts up for election/re-election. Some you know, some you (nor he) will never know. Names like Jim Jordan, Huckabee-Sanders, Comer, et al are involved but I bet he's not finished yet. 1/3

The Tr💩mp 60 Minutes interview, reduced to three sentences:

"I'm not a stupid guy from Queens"

"OK, yeah, I'm a stupid guy from Queens, but I've settled war after war and we're doing great."

"Everything negative is the fault of the worst president ever, Joe Biden."

Tr💩mp warns that he's about to ruin 60 Minutes

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS BABBLE!!!

'Probably illegal!!!' Trump puts target on new late-night TV host over critical coverage Donald Trump on Saturday ignored his feud with Jimmy Kimmel and focused in on another late-night TV host, deeming coverage critical of the president as "probably illegal," without evidence.Trump over ...

I'm "PROBABLY ILLEGAL!!!" too.
www.rawstory.com/trump-seth-m...

He's been out of the country and he hasn't been constantly in the headlines. It's bugging the sh!t out of him. So he's posting.

He finally went after Seth Myers. 'Bout time. /s

If you want to know what else he's ranting about, this link is good. Bookmark rollcall.com/factbase/tru...

Donald Tr💩mp with yet another bimbo, apparently taken at Mar-A-Lardo on Halloween. DJT does not look well.

Is this his "How I hope I look in my casket" face?

The NFDA* needs to know.

*Google

23 glass vials

"Epstein Vials!" Now at Amazon™

Tr💩mp going on about Kennedy (Epstein) Center renovations

1. Watch them name it the "Jeffrey Epstein Center for the Arts" when all this restoration is finished

2. How dead IS a doornail?

Want to make sure this letter arrives at the right place.

It's the new "Jeffrey Epstein Bathroom"...please make a note of it.

Kennedy Center ticket sales have plummeted since Trump takeover Nearly nine months into Trump’s oversight, sales for the three largest performance venues are the worst they’ve been since the pandemic, according to a Washington Post analysis.

Should have gone ahead and renamed it the "Jeffrey Epstein Center."

www.washingtonpost.com/entertainmen...

Somebody's (TR💩MP's) idea of a luxury bathroom, with "gold" fixtures and faux Home Depot "marble."

Behold, the new "Jeffrey Epstein Bathroom" at the White House

Last chance to turn it off.

On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default.

To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.

Remarkable - "Tr💩mp" and "science" in the same sentence

Donald Tr💩mp tweets that somebody else's Nobel Prize is his.

A bit of a stretch here, no?

The media's complete lack of curiosity over our nearly 80 year old President's health when he has permanent bruising on his right hand, swollen ankles, facial drooping, disappeared for days from public view twice in the last 2 months and just had an unexplained MRI is notable

They say the first sign of an STD is writing HEPATITAS. The 9th sign of dementia is listening to Bobby Kennedy.