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Trump Erects Smaller-Than-Average Flag Pole on South Lawn
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Carlson to Cruz: “You Don’t Know How Many Angels Can Dance on the Head of a Pin?”
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Face Masks Finally Win Over Right-Wingers
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Weinstein Found Guilty of Rape in Retrial—Immediately Launches Presidential Campaign
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Trump Thanks Military “Suckers and Losers” After Rambling Speech
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Mass Deportation Supporter Shocked After Wife Deported—“Wait, Not Her!”
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Sen. Tuberville Shits Himself Again—Blames “Radical Left”
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Melania “Accidentally” Swept Up in ICE Raid—Trump Asks If Anyone Has Seen Ivanka
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Obama Promises to Pardon L.A. Protesters in His Third Term—“It’ll Be Lit, Fam”
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L.A. Protesters Told to Wear MAGA Hats and Yell “Stop the Steal” to Avoid Republican Rage
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Gays watching two of the world’s messiest attention whores fight to the death during Pride Month:
06.06.2025 12:35 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0U.S. Bans Travel From Canada After Terror Attack by Egyptian Man—Experts Exhausted
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Mississippi Passes “No Loads Refused” Bill Banning Ejaculation Without Insemination
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Death Row Inmate’s Final Meal Request: Jonathan Bailey’s Ass
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Musk Denies Ketamine Use as Syringe Dangles From Neck—Trump Blames the Clintons
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Polls?
03.06.2025 11:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Republican Senator Hits Earth’s Core After Reaching New Low
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Screaming Toddler Ejected From WestJet Flight at 30,000 Feet—Passengers Applaud
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Tax Cheat Fraudster Pardons Other Tax Cheat Fraudsters
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Trump’s Demented Golden Dome Tweet Draws Bipartisan Reaction from Former Prime Ministers
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Trump Demands USDA Investigate Why Hot Dogs Come in Packs of 10 but Buns in 8
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Trump Demands All Prisons Hit “Black Quota” or Risk Losing Federal Funding
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He Let Elon Musk Put a Computer Up His Ass—His Life Hasn’t Been the Same Since
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Fisher-Price Outsells Tesla in Europe
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God Says He Made a Terrible Mistake—“There Might Have Been a Mix-Up”
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Florida Beachgoers Stunned as Stephen Miller Arranges Shells into Weird Confession
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Trump Announces Plan To Declassify Victoria’s Secret
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RFK Jr.’s Brain Worm in Critical Condition After Host Swims in Contaminated Water
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