Glyneth Plowstrolls

Dear Immigrants,
Just run...
No seriously. ICE is too fat to catch you!🫄 🤣

I fuckin HATE Chick-fil-A sauce. It's so gross! I don't even like that shit on my chicken!

Management is obsessed with hard nipples and shriveled dicks... There is no other explanation for how antarctic it is in this office.

Logging into BlueSky like,

I definitely didn't have Hassan Piker Dog Zapper on my 2025 Bingo card...

Sorry Microsoft. You killed most of my favorite IPs and became the epitome of greed. Raising prices on every product/service only to lay-off most of your employees. Been Xbox since the OG, but I guess I'm a Sony guy now. 🤷‍♂️

From ant-sauce's profile on Reddit: 200 ants had to die to make this bottle of Ant Sauce. And it tastes amazing! Explore this post and more from ant-sauce's profile

Someone was getting too saucy, so the comments were turned off...
www.reddit.com/user/ant-sau...

What?! The guy who advertises his sauce as a "massacre" is kind of an ass hat? Color me surprised.
Also... Who tf is actually buying AND using "Ant Sauce"? My stomachs crawling just thinking about it 🤢🤮

People too afraid to wipe properly. Walking around all

RIP
Jonathan Joss

Following fandom subs on Reddit is wild! Do you Goons even like this show? Most of you talk like you're face deep in your phones while it plays in the background.

Throwback to when Microsoft canned one of the coolest concepts for a Fable game 😢

Some of THE dumbest people work for DoorDash.

What kendrick did to drake, I need bill burr to do to ben shapiro comedically and professionally

Someone take me away somewhere warm... I HATE IT HERE!

How hard is it to submit someone's hours on time? Like I could use that money waaaay sooner than later.

Sometimes I accidentally bring my reddit humor to BlueSky, and I'm not sure that's ok.

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I mean...

Guess who didn't get to play avowed last night because the Game Pass App is garbage and forced me to reinstall Avowed after their broken ass update continuously spit out "Error Code: Butthole"

As is true with most sex pests.

What's the point of pre-installing Avowed last night, only to come home to a 66.6gb update?! Where was this update at 6am when I saw the game was ready to play?!

Bill Burr Says Billionaires Should Be 'Put Down Like Rabid Dogs' This isn't the first time Burr has made his feelings clear about society's wealthiest.

The article for those interested:
www.mensjournal.com/news/bill-bu...

Is it weird that I kind of want Bill Burr as president? I mean. It's not anymore batshit than what's going on now, and at least he makes sense when he talks.

Lol the nerds in the Lord of the Rings subreddit are absolutely seething about The Ring of Power getting renewed for a 3rd season.

Oh I'm sorry. I can commit Guantanamo style torture but can't say "d*** ******g *** ****e"?!

**STOP CENSORING CHAT IN "M RATED" GAMES!**

I refuse to watch anything out of chronological order. If that upsets you, so be it. You're not invited to the watch party.

There's a special place in hell for people that hear you whistling a tune, and immediately start whistling a different song louder.

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American Republicans for some reason:

A big "screw you" to AMD for cutting support on the Vega 64 GPUs. Guess I'm just stuck at ver 24.9 forever. 🖕

Exploding Nazi dome in the new Sniper Elite while sipping red wine. Could I be more classy?