@stephenking.bsky.social
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Oligarchs not included
01.12.2025 20:46 — 👍 306 🔁 12 💬 5 📌 2Just about right.
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If you haven't watched ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER, maybe you should. It's an action picture with a high IQ.
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What he said: 💯 🎯
29.11.2025 21:40 — 👍 33726 🔁 7313 💬 1058 📌 346Episode 5 of #ITWelcomeToDerry is now streaming on HBO Max and Episode 6 premieres tomorrow.
29.11.2025 14:08 — 👍 405 🔁 25 💬 20 📌 8Welcome to Derry, Episode 4: Marge has to keep her "eyes" on Pennywise... bwa-ha-ha.
Episode 4 of #ITWelcomeToDerry is now streaming on HBO Max and Epsidoe 5 premieres this Sunday.
DELIVER ME FROM NOWHERE: What moved me about this film was the way it shows, without a load of sentimental corn, how writers work, drafting and redrafting their material. It's also about how beautiful things--music, books, poetry--emerge from unhappy times.
21.11.2025 17:54 — 👍 1042 🔁 95 💬 27 📌 5You provide the dinero, I’ll bring my Camaro…
15.11.2025 01:17 — 👍 501 🔁 12 💬 24 📌 4
Chicago. The world loves their music. I don’t.
15.11.2025 01:12 — 👍 824 🔁 16 💬 131 📌 8I hear that. I miss Joey Ramone
15.11.2025 00:08 — 👍 216 🔁 5 💬 11 📌 0Country music—Alan Jackson, George Strait, Vince Gill, Marty Stuart, Shania, Reba, and my favorite: Patty Loveless.
15.11.2025 00:09 — 👍 649 🔁 25 💬 100 📌 1Thinking about music tonight. Missing the Beastie Boys. Jim Croce. That guy Adam Schesinger from Fountains of Wayne. “Hey, Julie, look what they're doin’ to me…”
15.11.2025 00:06 — 👍 1349 🔁 55 💬 150 📌 12Episode 3 of #ITWelcomeToDerry is now streaming on HBO Max. Episode 4 this weekend.
@hbomax @HBO @IT_Official
How far would you go for a billion dollars? Watch the Final Trailer for The #RunningManMovie and go see it only in theatres this FRIDAY! See it large and loud!
Get tickets now: www.runningmanmovie.com
The guy just said, “Egypt for the Egyptians!”
10.11.2025 23:40 — 👍 662 🔁 26 💬 38 📌 2No, I screwed up. I cry your pardon.
10.11.2025 23:38 — 👍 521 🔁 17 💬 15 📌 1It’s the same old same old. Republicans do a tantrum and break the dishes. The Democrats clean it up. It’s an abusive relationship.
10.11.2025 23:35 — 👍 6001 🔁 857 💬 166 📌 43Totally.
10.11.2025 23:34 — 👍 2006 🔁 125 💬 38 📌 1Oh wait. I f*cked up. This ain’t the Liz Taylor version. Claude Rains is playing Caesar, and most of the Romans look like a Spinal Tap tribute band.
10.11.2025 23:33 — 👍 977 🔁 23 💬 44 📌 2I’m watching CLEOPATRA on TCM. All the Romans and Egyptians seem to have British accents.waiting for Liz, to find out if she sounds Americano.
10.11.2025 23:22 — 👍 944 🔁 27 💬 71 📌 2I’m bummed.
10.11.2025 23:20 — 👍 1416 🔁 63 💬 51 📌 3How far would you go for a billion dollars? Watch the Final Trailer for The #RunningManMovie and go see it only in theatres this FRIDAY! See it large and loud! Get tickets now: www.runningmanmovie.com
10.11.2025 14:10 — 👍 234 🔁 27 💬 13 📌 7Episode 3 of WELCOME TO DERRY ratchets up the horror. As Nigel Tufnel would say, "This one goes to eleven."
09.11.2025 20:25 — 👍 1320 🔁 66 💬 64 📌 20He was just mad because someone else was getting the attention due to him.
08.11.2025 10:54 — 👍 7722 🔁 1262 💬 502 📌 52Episode 2 of #ITWelcomeToDerry is now streaming on HBO Max, and you can catch episode 3 on Sunday.
07.11.2025 23:16 — 👍 1284 🔁 83 💬 66 📌 7
Screenshot from my YouTube channel featuring a video of my stand up comedy set from decades ago. White man in his forties, with dark brown hair, wearing white shirt with dark blue trim, and navy blue pants, standing in front of a microphone on stage with brick wall behind him. Sign for Laffs comedy club in upper right corner.
Airports should hire stand up comedians to work at TSA lines:
“Hey, buddy, cargo pants are now considered a carry-on item.
I’m kidding.
I’ll be here all week.
The way this line is moving, so will you.”
Episode 2 of #ITWelcomeToDerry is now streaming on HBO Max, and you can catch episode 3 on Sunday.
07.11.2025 23:16 — 👍 1284 🔁 83 💬 66 📌 7Harry Truman: If it benefits all the people, they call it socialism.
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