What I find interesting about this line is that it’s an admission in order for this to happen, they need you to lose your ordinary intelligence that you already have.
This is why they want to get into schools. They want kids to lose basic capacity so that they have to rent it forever.
Gymnastics content immediately followed by LA Tech content. It’s like this podcast is catering to me specifically.
Expectations managed. I’m 100% here for gymnastics content in the future!
ANXIOUSLY awaiting this weeks episode. Will be spending the next 1.5 days preparing my head and heart for the possibility of an all gymnastics Phantom Island episode.
(Is it an analysis of recent college gymnastics scoring? 🤞🏻)
Connor Hellebuyck, new Secretary of Defense. Update the Wikipedia page
The thing I love/hate the most about myself since becoming a parent is the number of times I’ve said: “There’s a Bluey episode about that.”
Kailin Chio folks.
every two hours of 2026 equals ten days confirmed
Oh some of the Olympians finished before me. What can I say - they’re good!
Unintentionally aligned the last 30 minutes of the skiathlon with my 30 minute morning pump. But it makes sense - we are all athletes giving it our all here.
Yeah. I was trying to figure out what I did professionally last year, and the only real productive thing was go to therapy. Unfortunately that isn’t an official job duty, but it sure did keep me showing up!
I probably shouldn’t use it multiple times, so I’m left to decide in which section of my eval I experienced the most trauma bonding in 2025. Decisions!
Is it a bad move to use the words “trauma bonding” on my annual evaluation?
❤️
Stayed up way too late to watch just one more episode. This is my participation in the “Me in 2016” trend I suppose, except now I have a baby that wants to eat before 6:00 am. I’m dying.
I could’ve used a few more shots of sad fans in the stands tbh.
Can you imagine Ole Miss in the championship game?? My nightmare. Glad that’s over.
"engage your core" what am I, a nuclear power plant? The earth? Do I look like an apple to you?
Coaches are now 1-0 after being tased before Bowl Games.
Got the Independence Bowl dub!
The only way to get Mike Johnson in front of constituents is at the 50 yard line where no one can talk to him.
Oh Mike Johnson is in beautiful Shreveport too. 🙄
Hello from beautiful Shreveport. Let’s go Bulldogs!
Let’s goooooo Bulldogs!
I found a child’s tooth in a box I was processing.
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
top notch mascottin'
Woke up thinking about the guy I watched walk into an airplane bathroom in 2022 wearing a COVID mask but no socks or shoes.
I want that guy to explain how he thinks germs work to me.
