Bryce

Imidacloprid granules won’t defeat them but they’ll help

I feel the same about the cocks sometimes…

I’ve been specifically trying to reblog real boys’ tumblr-original thirst traps for this very reason 😅

Oh nooooo 😩

Little known fact, but this is actually a young Paul Hollywood before he got into baking

I laughed out loud when this happened, one of the funniest parts of the whole game. I love a good health bar gag.

An OUTRAGEOUSLY transphobic article, like oh my god???

Tanya Woo said it too my face regarding her voting record! “There’s a lot of misinformation going around.”

I think there were over a thousand in the Over/Under game so I guess it’s not impossible 😛

It’s all the tattoos and the fat cock 🙂‍↕️

Just for a few hundred people, huh?

Went to neighborhood bar on karaoke night. Finally put in a song after the new KJ begged for people to put in songs. I see I’m up next on the electronic queue. The KJ skips me four times to put up people who already sang. It is now past my bed time, I go home without singing but with a new enemy.

I love lacroix

Very recognizable tbh

I’ve been badly neglecting this tray of butterworts for the past couple of years, I need to try dividing and repotting some of them once they shrink down into their winter rosettes. Anybody in Seattle want some Mexican butterworts? I’m sure I’ll have plenty of extras by summer…

Rubber? I hardly know her!

Posted something on the alt for the first time in forever, so hmu if you want the alt (or just do the detective work to find the last time I reskeeted from it)

Oh I guess you can also get it at Mexican restaurants haha

Fried ice cream *is* a thing in the US but it’s considered sorta retro, the kind of thing you’d get at an old drive-through restaurant or a carnival.

SMiZE & DREAM | Our Sydney Shop Hot Mama: Hot Ice Cream is a culinary first — a warm, pourable take on the dessert we all thought we knew.

Tyra Banks invented hot ice cream. www.smize.com/hot-mama

Yes. Scruff has been the best app for me lately but I’m having much better luck at the gay bar tbh 😭

I’m not arguing with an uncut bodybuilder because it’s rude to talk with you mouth full

sim papai

They’re cleaning out an apartment across the street from my windows. This means that two guys are throwing furniture out of a 4th story window, onto concrete, at 11pm at night. I thought they were only throwing metal chairs but I just heard glass shatter

I was going to make a horny comment but then the app asked me if I wanted to reply in Portuguese :P

Deixe-me te ajudar, papai.

😵😵‍💫

My mom’s middle name is like this, just a mashup of two of her grandparents

🥴 and 👀 are two of the horniest emojis haha

I think this is the fault of Mort Garson and Moondog, was listening to a lot of jazz, classical, and early electronic music this year.