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Frankly absurd. Writer of all sorts of nonsense. Nothing here reflects views of employers, publishers or my terribly embarrassed kids. He/him. #ActuallyAutistic Website: https://scottkandrews.com/

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Peter Davison, a fair-skinned blond man, as the fifth Doctor, circa 1982.

Peter Davison, a fair-skinned blond man, as the fifth Doctor, circa 1982.

It occurs to me that the Doctor's polyethnic identity in recent times recontextualises Peter Davison's casting in quite an interesting way.
(For context, although you'd be unlikely to guess it by looking at him, Davison's paternal family is Guyanese. He has close relatives who are visibly Black.)

10.10.2025 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 319    ๐Ÿ” 99    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20
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The Discord Hack is Every Usersโ€™ Worst Nightmare A hack impacting Discordโ€™s age verification process shows in stark terms the risk of tech companies collecting usersโ€™ ID documents. Now the hackers are posting peoplesโ€™ IDs and other sensitive informa...

BREAKING: A catastrophic breach has impacted Discord user data including selfies and identity documents uploaded as part of the appโ€™s verification process, email addresses, phone numbers, approximately where the user lives, and much more.

๐Ÿ”— www.404media.co/the-discord-...

09.10.2025 15:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2460    ๐Ÿ” 1623    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 84    ๐Ÿ“Œ 496

Get on this, watch Atomic Shakespeare, Big Man on Mulberry Street, The Lady in the Iron Mask, The Dream Sequence Always Rings Twice or any number of other episodes (avoid the love-triangle episodes, for the love of god) and fall in love with one of the greatest shows ever to do it. Whatever "it" is.

07.10.2025 17:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Have you *met* parents? Weโ€˜re all irretrievably frootloop crazypants ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ

07.10.2025 18:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I checked and the music at the end of The Lady in the Iron Mask is right, so they ARE the remasters ๐Ÿฅณ Fucking finally! I am SO HAPPY ๐Ÿ˜

07.10.2025 16:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is it the HD remasters?!?

07.10.2025 16:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Buckley opened a nightclub & on opening night lots of big mafia bosses were there. He collected their wivesโ€™ fur coats, lined them up on the bar, poured liquor on them, set them alight & then, realising heโ€™d pushed the gag WAY too far, danced out the door & fled the city. Total legend.

06.10.2025 17:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Cover design for David Whitaker in an Exciting Adventure with Television.

Cover design for David Whitaker in an Exciting Adventure with Television.

The latest printing of David Whitaker in an Exciting Adventure with Television is almost sold out but more are on the way. An in-depth biography of Doctor Whoโ€™s first script editor by @0tralala.bsky.social, shining new light on an enigmatic personality. Order now from tenacrebooks.co.uk.

06.10.2025 12:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 29    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Film is Fabulous! is now a registered charity. We urgently need โ€˜yourโ€™ support, to continue preserving vulnerable film treasures held privately in the U.K.:

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03.10.2025 10:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 40    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Doctor Who: The Wheel in Space. Missing Episodes 3D animations - YouTube The four missing episodes of Doctor Who: The Wheel in Space. 3D Animation by Iz and Steve Skinner. The surviving episodes 3 and 6 of The Wheel in Space are c...

Apols if you've seen this, but just in case - this animation is *stunning* - www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

03.10.2025 14:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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So of the 6 books that were stolen from me, only 1 was copyrighted in the US. 4 of my books were published by that publisher, but they only remembered to copyright 1 ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ Still, I will get a small piece of the Anthropic payout, which is more than I expected. Authors, check here

02.10.2025 09:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

XENO MORPH

01.10.2025 11:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 97    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Sinister pork bloke

Sinister pork bloke

Sinister Iraq bloke

Sinister Iraq bloke

Separated at birth?

29.09.2025 23:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 42    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We said no, cos we wouldn't fly it and they were beautiful, they should be flown. So he flew them and we watched. But it was a lovely moment on a crisp, cold and windy afternoon.

Screw everyone who would try and put hate between me and a man flying a kite.

30.09.2025 10:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 68    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He saw us watching and beckoned us close. Brought the kite down so we could see it was home made, he had a few with him. He told us his name and that he was originally from Afghanistan. Then tried to give us one of his spare kites.

30.09.2025 10:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 27    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A week or so ago I was taking MrsRJ to some of the more deprived areas of Leeds so she could take research photos for a thing. We saw a man flying a kite, it was remarkable. Just one string and he was making it do amazing stunts.

30.09.2025 10:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 42    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Shock of hair, sprightly yellow roadster, the catharsis of spurious morality, capacious pockets, old young face, wheezing groaning soundโ€ฆ

29.09.2025 19:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video

29.09.2025 13:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12367    ๐Ÿ” 2236    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 519    ๐Ÿ“Œ 857
[Scene is a 19th century drawing room with a sign outside saying TRANSPORT INVENTORS CLUB. Inside, the German Engineer KARL BENZ is addressing a meeting of gentlemen about his new transport idea]

1
KARL BENZ:
OK guys - youโ€™re gonna love this

2
KARL BENZ:
So itโ€™s like, a box made of metal that goes at up to 120 miles an hour, yeah?

[Karl shows them a diagram of a car]

3
KARL BENZ:
And your drive it down one side of the road, and the boxes going the other way go on the opposite side, so we donโ€™t need to build two roads!

4
OTHER GUY:
Whatโ€™s down the middle?

KARL BENZ:
A white line.

5
OTHER GUY:
So like, a white barrierโ€ฆ

KARL BENZ:
No a white line. Drawn on the floor.ย 

6
OTHER GUY:
And whoโ€™s piloting these machines?

KARL BENZ:
I was thinking: random members of the public.

7
[Pause, the other guys all look with concern at Karl]

8
OTHER GUY:
Karl are you OK

KARL BENZ:
No listen itโ€™s fineย 

9ย 
OTHER GUY:
You know weโ€™re worried about you, donโ€™t you?ย 

KARL BENZ:
No really itโ€™ll work -

10
KARL BENZ:
Once hundreds of millions of people have died and the worldโ€™s started ending because of the fumes itโ€™ll all be normal.

11
OTHER GUY:
Is that normal like the โ€˜commuter travel deviceโ€™ you brought in last week which was justโ€ฆ

12
OTHER GUY:
ย โ€ฆan iron maiden fired from a catapult?

[The other guy displays a diagram of an iron maiden being fired from a catapult]

KARL BENZ:
THAT WOULDโ€™VE WORKED!

[ends]

[Scene is a 19th century drawing room with a sign outside saying TRANSPORT INVENTORS CLUB. Inside, the German Engineer KARL BENZ is addressing a meeting of gentlemen about his new transport idea] 1 KARL BENZ: OK guys - youโ€™re gonna love this 2 KARL BENZ: So itโ€™s like, a box made of metal that goes at up to 120 miles an hour, yeah? [Karl shows them a diagram of a car] 3 KARL BENZ: And your drive it down one side of the road, and the boxes going the other way go on the opposite side, so we donโ€™t need to build two roads! 4 OTHER GUY: Whatโ€™s down the middle? KARL BENZ: A white line. 5 OTHER GUY: So like, a white barrierโ€ฆ KARL BENZ: No a white line. Drawn on the floor.ย  6 OTHER GUY: And whoโ€™s piloting these machines? KARL BENZ: I was thinking: random members of the public. 7 [Pause, the other guys all look with concern at Karl] 8 OTHER GUY: Karl are you OK KARL BENZ: No listen itโ€™s fineย  9ย  OTHER GUY: You know weโ€™re worried about you, donโ€™t you?ย  KARL BENZ: No really itโ€™ll work - 10 KARL BENZ: Once hundreds of millions of people have died and the worldโ€™s started ending because of the fumes itโ€™ll all be normal. 11 OTHER GUY: Is that normal like the โ€˜commuter travel deviceโ€™ you brought in last week which was justโ€ฆ 12 OTHER GUY: ย โ€ฆan iron maiden fired from a catapult? [The other guy displays a diagram of an iron maiden being fired from a catapult] KARL BENZ: THAT WOULDโ€™VE WORKED! [ends]

Carl Benz has an idea

29.09.2025 10:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 616    ๐Ÿ” 171    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

100% agree. Leftovers is absolutely stunning, and the careful, deliberate parcelling out of info, and the fact that it sticks the landing so brilliantly, are definitely a result of lessons learnt on Lost.

29.09.2025 09:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Off to my happy place today - 2 sessions of ancient telly at the BFI-bliss โ˜บ๏ธ

27.09.2025 09:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Good Boy by Neil McRobert paperback ebook The Northern Weird Project โ€” wild hunt books After a boy vanishes on the outskirts of a small town, a woman spies a mysterious man digging a grave in the exact spot of the disappearance. However, when she confronts him, the man's true purpose is...

Good Boy, by @talkscaredpod.bsky.social, published by @wildhuntbooks.bsky.social as part of their excellent Northern Weird series of novellas, is properly brilliant. Can't recommend it highly enough. www.wildhuntbooks.co.uk/books/p/good...

26.09.2025 12:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The only way this doesn't turn into a endless gravytrain horroshow is if we basically purchase an existing, working system from another country. Just... ask Estonia nicely. They've always been way, way better at this stuff than us anyway.

26.09.2025 11:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've worked in or adjacent to Gov tech for 25 years.
This project will be
A) a cash cow for some big company
B) a total nightmare to build
C) delayed, then delayed again, then delayed once more
D) basically obsolete by the time of launch
E) a total waste of time & money

26.09.2025 11:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have done, but they're not mine. Someone won them in an auction, posted the link on GB.

25.09.2025 08:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Cartoon: two people at a table with paper, rulers, pens, knives, a jam jar with tools in. Third person entering the scene. Person at the table says "Welcome to Book Binding Club. Please make yourself a tome". I don't know how well puns work with readers. It's two separate words, "a" and "tome". Would welcome any feedback on this.

Cartoon: two people at a table with paper, rulers, pens, knives, a jam jar with tools in. Third person entering the scene. Person at the table says "Welcome to Book Binding Club. Please make yourself a tome". I don't know how well puns work with readers. It's two separate words, "a" and "tome". Would welcome any feedback on this.

www.worldofmoose.com/products/boo...

24.09.2025 18:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 932    ๐Ÿ” 197    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

Huge loss. He played a blinder on my dadโ€™s second LP
www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6PK...

24.09.2025 17:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Big row at pub quiz - quizmaster insists the lyrics of Heartbreak Hotel are from All Shook Up because... go on, guessโ€ฆ yup, Googleโ€™s AI says they are. Is there nothing AI canโ€™t fuck up?! Row solved when whole pub sang the song at the quizmaster, sort of passive aggressively hip swivelling ๐Ÿ˜†

23.09.2025 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you have a creepy novella sitting in a drawer looking for a good home, you might wanna subscribe ...
*taps nose*
*winks*
*saunters of whistling a jaunty tune*
*wishes he had more than a drawer full of plots for creepy novellas and had actually written one of the damn things recently*

23.09.2025 10:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is possible to cherish the BBC as an institution while also saying that BBC News is failing very badly, day after day, in its duty to inform and that it always fails in a right-wing direction. It desperately needs to recover its integrity

23.09.2025 10:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3782    ๐Ÿ” 871    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 174    ๐Ÿ“Œ 52

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