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Hi, I’m God.

I don’t care how you fight Nazis as long as you fight them.

Do you ever look around and realize people have no idea how much effort you are putting into not freaking out that your sock has fallen down in your boot?

Dear Humanity,

Climate change is real and it’s the fault of greedy conservative billionaires.

I had a dream I looked up onomatopoeia, and it had the definition of triskaidekaphobia. Here are 13 reasons that makes my brain chirp.....

Leak the report. Pass it on.

We are 2 short months away from realizing that plants crave electrolytes.

The transphobic attacks on Rep Sarah McBride are to distract us from the fact that Matt Gaetz is a pedophile.

I'm unreasonably cranky for an adult who is wearing a Strawberry Shortcake tshirt.