A entidade da Banana

não esperava diferente da "roda punk no show do mundo bita"

seeing how much of the last 2~3 years of Blumhouse movies is PG-13 terrors where nobody dies, I totally believe he doesn't care about the audience opinion and thinks people will watch any content thrown at them

What a penis. I always appreciated his low budget efforts because it made it feel like you can make a movie if you really really want to but to realize he was just being cheap sucks a fat one. Also of course people care, it's a whole discussion in the world, man.

i know we say it a lot but it bears repeating that college coaches want every ounce of blood sweat and tears they can squeeze out of the students they coach but will turn around and abandon them on the spot when the vibes get bad. as a class of people they are truly despicable, below contempt

Arquivo X:

A solução é simples: engordar mas apenas na região da barriga

@knld.bsky.social

O nome mais antigo documentado da história da humanidade foi encontrado numa planilha de agricultura de 3400 AC.
O nome do contador: Kushim!
Até hoje já foram encontradas 18 planilhas no nome dele.

O que acontece quando vc elege um influencer como presidente:

sou inocente

Question: Have you given any more thought to suspending habeas corpus?

Trump: Suspending who?

Robin dressing up as Superman for Halloween to surprise Clark #Batman #Superman #SuperBat

Wild West

This was all a psy-op to get my timeline into furry stuff and BDSM, specifically, dog collars and eletric shocks

get a pic of Lenny instead of Mina and it's perfect

Chupar cu

retrato de cerâmica grega Hércules entregando um javali pro Euristeu dentro de um jarro

Euristeu o primeiro skibid toilet

minhas meias estão todas furadas

OMG (oh, Minas Gerais)

nada tira da minha cabeça que o primeiro tiny desk Brasil foi com o sanfoneiro do bolsonaro mandando ave maria

Fred Durst buys Avril Lavigne burgers; current status of burgers unknown, presumably eaten (2003)

Pequi

Quentin Tarantino about to break his only 10 movies rule and write one for Drew

"Festa com Open Heineken" esse não é o cara da bomba atômica lá?

Microsoft anuncia integração do Copilot com o Copilot, colocando assim o Copilot dentro do Copilot. Segundo empresa, a ideia é que usuários do Copilot possam usar o Copilot com o Copilot dentro do Copilot.

Ela de peruca e calcinha fio dental investigando

punheta guiada >>> siririca virtual

eu sei que passou das 16h de quarta mas calma

but will the Dems really do something about those people? Because in the Biden gov it was 4 years of "actually we should try to please them"