Patrick Scarborough

firing up the goddamn manifesting machine it’s hazel time

playing thru Jet Force Gemini on my switch to get revenge for 8-year old me 😤

unsure how good the other emulation classics are on switch but being able to rebind n64 so effortlessly is great so far, plus it’s the only thing where other emulators are just,,, for some reason rly lacking imo

Get ready to burrow into a bizarre world full of monsters and mystery in Mina the Hollower on October 31st! Play the demo now on Nintendo Switch 1 and 2!

eShop:➡️ ycgurl.com/MinaSwitch

Ad-Rock: his coconut GUN can fire in SPURTS! if he shoots ya

Beastie Boys in unison: IT’S GONNA HURT

listen pinterest girlies we need to talk. you cannot be commenting “hear me out” on the pictures of incredibly gorgeous actors. that shit is reserved for like. the Minotaur. your 9th grade math teacher. a third-tier muppet. let’s get it together people

YOU’RE SO COOL CONGRATS

Discovered today that not everyone considers this nine year old viral tweet a seminal text in the field of social media studies but I do

Deskilling is real.

This is the world generative AI peddlers long for, one where people are incompetent without their service.

Don't outsource your brain to this shit. You'll regret it.

EVO EVO EVO EVO

Up early taking a TRAIN and then it’s 4 hrs of desert driving until a weekend of magic and fighting games

Portfolio — Hazel Monforton Senior Narrative Designer (2021—2024)

It's been one year since I was laid off, and my contract with Blizzard ends in two months. I'm still looking for my next role as a senior writer or narrative designer!

I have over 8 years of experience working in AAA games from live service MMOs to single player. You can find my work on my website.

one BILLION percent give tart the fucking keys you cowards

no I figured it had to have been I’ve seen much bullshit in my time

Oh shit???

sickos yes

*forgetting the word ADHD*

yeah I have attention polyamory

Just finished today with tears in my eyes - after the new Zeldas, odyssey and this I just cannot be happier with the era of creativity they’re in

It they do even a quarter of that for the ‘true’ ending or w/e 100% I’m gonna be bawling on the floor

13/10 perfect video game i cried 3x

hello bluesky

press this Link (and hold) to find your way

www.twitch.tv/scarizardplays

TRUUUUUUE

I kill a kid, I go to prison. My company kills a kid, it pays a fine. And if the fine is less than the profit, then my company’s job is to kill kids.

No sane society would intentionally build that, but here we are. Actively repealing child labor laws, not that we’re not already exploiting kids. 2/x

Photo of a CVS Pharmacy sign with the light on the C burnt out

1v1 me at VS Pharmacy

barefoot in a trailer with 2 hours of sleep and a four loko

behold, half my life ago

Top 8’d my first time at a ptq for zendikar sealed when I was 17 with no shoes on and made 2 ppl ragequit bc I had 3 nighthawks

hello bluesky i'm streaming even more donkey kong and gonna be happy and yell about it :3 twitch.tv/scarizardplays

still cannot believe how much Game is in this Game. truly outstanding stuff, a big stupid grin on my face the entire time

BANANZA

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