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Bert since 72. Loved Maine Road πŸ˜₯ Cricket fan ~ Lancashire & England. Love a good spelling mistake πŸ˜‰

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Blue Sky is so shit I’m going back to Twitter

17.09.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

70 mins gone.......I like Donarumma......time will tell

14.09.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Haaland goal.... fuck off Shaw yer fat bastard. . Take that 2-0 πŸ˜‚

14.09.2025 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Half time journo interviewing Bernardo not got a fucking clue.

14.09.2025 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Great half by Doku, Foden on another level United are shit & we should be out of sight.

14.09.2025 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Well done England, 304/2…….141 n/o for massive blue Phil Salt πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»

12.09.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

11.09.2025 09:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My mate went to get a tattoo of an indian on his back. Half way through he said "Don't forget to put a big tomahawk in his hand". The tattooist said "Give us a chance mate, I've only just finished his turban!!!" 🀣🀣🀣

09.09.2025 10:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have never seen City women play football, either live or on telly or any other highlights package. I couldn’t name 1 City woman player. Does anybody else feel this way about women’s football?

03.09.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Excited about Donnarumma signing, didn’t realise he was only 26, seems to have been around for ages

02.09.2025 10:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Love Oscar Bobb, but fuck me, how is he still on the pitch?

31.08.2025 14:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Deserved lead for Brighton, got what we deserved in that second half

31.08.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Second half we have been absolutely fucking awful

31.08.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Don’t suppose you need me to say it, but I will…….City were absolutely shocking today!

23.08.2025 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the easiest win Tottenham will have all season.

23.08.2025 13:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fucking laughable......there goes my City 5-1 correct score bet 🀣

23.08.2025 12:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, this is a half to forget.....

23.08.2025 12:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rugby Union chiefs trying all sorts to entice supporters to go to games are missing one major point…….Rugby Union is a shit game, it’s not a spectator sport, too many crazy rules which break up play incessantly. Even the ref has to inform the players how to form a scrum.

23.08.2025 10:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Seems legit…

23.08.2025 10:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

#wolvesvcity 0-3 another goal & I can relax πŸ˜‰

16.08.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oscar Bobb’s feet move quicker than my brain can handle.

16.08.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Young Wayne, looking good at only 39 🀣

14.08.2025 10:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When did they change their name to β€˜Leeds Thunders’ πŸ˜‰

27.07.2025 06:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Rugby World Cup winner & massive blue Will Greenwood looks like he's just climbed out of a skip.

22.07.2025 11:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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🀣🀣🀣

20.07.2025 07:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wine review, WTF pretentious twat.
"This is an acquired taste and reminiscent of pews in a cathedral, library books and old sofas. Anything old and indulgent. It’s aged to a glorious tawny shade and could probably last 20 years or more. This is a serious bottle of Claret"

19.07.2025 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re slacking Miguel, you haven’t mentioned Man City or 115 charges yet….

17.07.2025 10:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Apparently, oxygen thief & serial spitter Jamie Carragher will earn over £1m this season from his football work. He features regularly on Sky Sports' coverage of the Premier League and CBS Sports' Champions League coverage. 🀬🀬🀬

17.07.2025 10:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Man City agree Premier League record Β£1bn kit deal Manchester City extend their kit partnership with Puma for at least 10 years, with the contract understood to be worth a minimum of Β£1bn, making it the largest deal in the Premier League.

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

10 years? Do they not realise we will still be in the 3rd division then. Are they not listening to the Twitter experts, we are already guilty. Puma won’t get any TV exposure once we are relegated. 🀣🀣🀣🀣

15.07.2025 12:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*sheer

13.07.2025 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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