Angry Bourbon Drinker

Grillin' season has officially kicked off!! 🥃

Another day, another gym. Even after 3 playoff games yesterday, the kid wants to keep workin' on his game. 🏀

I learned how to drive in a Crown Vic…something similar to this. If you can drive one of these, you can sho’nuff drive anything lol

Whip skills elite with that loose ass steering wheel 😭😭

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The float game was impeccable. The ladies loved it.

8 eggs? My man is Andre the Giant

I was pushin' a Ford LTD in '88. I'm good. I can probably parallel park a transit bus. 😂

This some REAL weirdo shit

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$40M per year with $123M guaranteed!?!? Zotdayumm!!! Myles Garrett just got paid. Guess Cleveland ain't so bad after all.

Lemme add it to my Treo

Man, f**k them other teams!! How can you not love this kid? His intro presser was a classic!!

She incriminated herself for social media clout & sympathy by posting a video of herself assaulting a minor. One day I pray these young folks learn to stop posting videos of their own crimes. Detectives don't even have to work hard anymore. She wanted to go viral & get attention, now look. Dumbass!!

Another 40 piece for JT🤩

JT making it look easy as tonight's Gatorade Player of the Game

A photo you’d use as an album cover

Aiiight. I'm going to bed cuz I'm drinkin' & talkin' too much 😭

My girlfriend's married cousin

If we're choking each other while she's riding how do you classify that?

Shower sex < Shower foreplay

Under a construction trailer on a rainy day in the mud at the site of what currently is the Xfinity Center at the University of MD. I always smile when watching Terps games. 😁

I hate being called. Text me.

They faced off in Nov & our squad lost. Then they became teammates in another league. More than that, they became good friends. After the L today in League 1 they knew that if both their squads won tonight in League 2, that they'd end up playing vs one another again in the Final Four. Let's go!!!

Nothing in this world makes me hurt more than seeing my kids hurting. Opposite is also true. When they're happy & smiling, I'm happy & smiling. We ended the night on a great note. More games to play. Crazy thing is, his backcourt mate in League 1 is his next opponent in League 2. It's gonna be fun.

I told him they wouldn't have gone as far as they did w/o him. I then reminded him that we had another playoff game later on in League 2. I told him to take frustration of losing in League 1 as motivation & play better tonight & he damn sure did. Scored 14 & took a game saving charge at the end.

Off the no bullshit tho, I'm proud AF of my son. He plays with so much heart. That loss this afternoon gutted him, which gutted me. They lost by 2 pts. He scored 10 but missed 2 FTs with 4 mins left. His teammates also blew some FTs & layups & had some costly turnovers. But he blamed himself.

I think it's time for an Old Fashioned 🥃

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Been a long ass day running my son around to these basketball playoff games. Left the house at 8am this morning & got back home about an hour ago. His squad won the 9am quarterfinal game, but lost in the semis at 1pm in League 1. His squad in League 2 won a close game at 7pm & made the Final Four.