Kelrin (Celery) the... Dark Diapered Dragonite King??? 👑🐲

a purple puppet wearing a tuxedo and bow tie is sitting at a table ALT: a purple puppet wearing a tuxedo and bow tie is sitting at a table

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hehe they got their pee pee out ^w^

"Dom? :0c sure you can dom! ^w^ DOMascus steel!!! òwó"
"what??? o.o"
"later!!! :D"*leaves*

some dumbass thoughts are just better shared online rather than left in my brain c:
good night my lovely bab friends

Diapers should be harder to take off

I should have to go to the nearest adult and shamefully request that they help change my soggy diaper because I can't do it by myself...

"daw~ don't be shy kiddo~ I'll get them off in a jiffy" *pulls down welding mask and pulls out plasma cutter*

have you considered...mittens ~? they are warm comfy and great at keeping littles paws at bay :3c

You should commission me :3

Cause I need

RENT!!!! <:3

such a cutie

stream went well but MAN did I got my ass kicked! and I spent a little bit too much time on stealing items .w. but I had fun! I hope the folks that came out did too OuO

we are live!
feel free to stop by and say hi to the dragonite OuO

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Popping in once again to say that it's Tactics Tuesday!

come watch us play Final Fantasy Tactics: the Ivilice Chronicles, where we'll raid a church's basement to see all the dusty bibles, retired pews, and dead bodies. it'll be fun! OuO

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because Kelrin is cannonically magical, the greedent is a fimalar I summoned once and the Plush Nidoqueen is a golem or thrall I made, and neither of them will let me dispell or unconjure them because they think I'm too much of a helpless baby to be left alone.

I'm playing nicely with my friends and I don't need anything to drink and sentient plushie Nidoqueen making sure I'm clean and had my royal naptime. constantly interrupting my shinannagins

it's very silly and I love it. thank you wobba very much you smart little mew.

the idea of Kelrin being a king/prince who has two doteing mommy Mon guards is very funny in a "30 years old and still living in my mother's basement" sort of way.
like now that I'm a dommy Dragonite who's full of himself, i have a greedent that is constantly checking in on me to make sure that-

hehehe much better

NO I DON'T NEED A CHANGE! >n<
tho a baba would be nice ò>ó
throw him in fun jail I have rayol work to do! ònó
pwease .w.

Ooops, looks like you walked in on the girls playing "Spin the Bottle"!~

Wanna join in? It looks like the tiger needs to tap out for a moment~ >w>

Oh my lord this made my hands hurt, experimenting with brushes and what I can use them for lmao

Hope you enjoy!~

I have once again purged my phone of moblie games.
maybe now I'll get some work done.

I'm trying to cut back on doom scrolling but if i'm going to do it, I'd rather doomscoll by playing a game i actually like or being silly on social media with yall.

fighting lizard brain is hard

first of all great piece.

second of all pichu night light is peak

heresy! slander to the highest of degrees! you will put in the fun house dungeon for this, naive! (\>.</)
I sentence you to four hours of vicious tickling with no changies! ò>ó
GAURDS TAKE HIM AWAY!!! ಠ⁠ಗ⁠ಠ

It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore. It happens a lot 'round here.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

but I suppose that's to be expected of the inferior ways of my past.UwU
i must simply think more about my subjects and how their king can rule over them and exploit them for my own personal gain- òwó I mean serve them as their benevolent ruler~ ^w^

the problem with me turning into a dommy Dragonite is that my switchy subby puppy side can sometimes struggle to think of anything in character to say that day. :/c

c:

the brain can only remember so many relationships. there's no shame in it^w^

swords are cool

you two did a good job

congratulations. you drew hypno cute. I feel like that's more of an achievement than it should be.

Real American!!

I think it DEFINITELY has a lot of flaws but I think the writer has very good intentions.